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May 12 '08 by valorandvellum

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Bad art that you would hang on your walls

I needs me a poster of this...

[EDIT] I purchased it.

What bad art would YOU hang on your walls?

Frank Vice on May 12 '08 at 12:54am

thats a pretty sweet print

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 12:55am

I saw it on a website. I'm actually considering getting it in all of its badical glory.

Frank Vice on May 12 '08 at 12:58am

do it.

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 12:59am

It's only $20 for an 18"x12" print.

Papaprime on May 12 '08 at 12:59am

I saw a really bad clown portrait in the office of a furniture store, I offered to buy it on the spot.

It was painted by the owner's mother who had passed, so it was a no-go, but I had a NEED for that thing.

funkie fresh on May 12 '08 at 1:00am

i'd buy that, aka, you should buy that.

and then by two more and then cover your wall in them.

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 1:01am

Hahahaha @ Papaprime. I don't think I could handle a bad clown portrait in my home.

Omg, Jan! I should totally cover ALL of my walls in that print! And my ceiling!

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 1:02am

I linked crabby Joe to the poster and now he says he's buying it! Whaaaaaat.

radiostaticstar on May 12 '08 at 1:02am

i have a little collection of sweet thrift store finds,
including a pair of those children with the bug eyes from the 70's...

Papaprime on May 12 '08 at 1:04am

when I moved into my first bachelor pad, I bought all the kitsch pics I could find, lots of big eyed children and the like, and then I censored all of their eyes with electrical tape.

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 1:05am

Haha, nice! You guys need to post pics.

Papaprime on May 12 '08 at 1:07am

My first bachelor pad was unfortunately before the time of digital cameras (at least inexpensive ones)

so I have no pics :(

funkie fresh on May 12 '08 at 1:13am

if joe's buying it i'm not.

(i'm so buying that)

sike?!

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 1:15am

We should all get matching St. Bernard with Rescue Keg posters and then take pictures of it. That way, everyone will know we're superior with our good taste in fine art.

funkie fresh on May 12 '08 at 1:18am

i just realized that that keg is pretty huge. i will imagine it's filled with beerz.

that's probably the best idea i've heard in the last five minutes, priscilla. we should definitely do that. we should pose beside our poster wearing a robe and monocle and holding a pipe...beside a fireplace.

Frank Vice on May 12 '08 at 1:19am

i think its filled with brandy or something, its meant to warm them up

radiostaticstar on May 12 '08 at 1:22am

i'll have to post a few pics of them,
that st. bernard would look stunning in my dad's pool room...

speedyjvw on May 12 '08 at 1:22am

super sike

radiostaticstar on May 12 '08 at 2:23am

i'm under-construction atm, so the pics are from my storage space.

and here's a few of the others...

spacesick 2 on May 12 '08 at 2:25am

NICE

Roostersauce on May 12 '08 at 2:27am

There's some great old pictures and painting down in my basement. There's some great old pictures my dad took.

phones on May 12 '08 at 2:29am

one of those famous "crying boy" paintings which are said to be cursed and burn down your house

radiostaticstar on May 12 '08 at 2:32am

ahaha, that's creepy as hell!

welshalex on May 12 '08 at 5:36am

radiostaticstar, I adore that painting of the house you linked to.

I have an A2 frame in my bedroom filled with 50's & 60's kitten postcards that my boyfriend tells me is pretty bad. He hasnt taken it down though.

trindli on May 12 '08 at 6:54am

i don't really have bad art on my walls, but i have a poster of rothko on my wall and some friends say it looks like a child painted it, but i love it.. this one:

Papaprime on May 12 '08 at 9:06am

just so everyone knows, the "brandy in the keg on a st. bernard" is a myth.

It was placed there for kitsch value by a famous painter (at the time) and was accepted as fact since they didn't have the internets back then.

sonmi on May 12 '08 at 9:24am

pawsome

ladrones on May 12 '08 at 9:32am

if i could buy a original bob ross, i would paint little evil jokes.

like a menacing little tree in the bottom right corner, and he'll have blood oh his mouth, and he'll be holding an axe.

and there will be a speech bubble and it will be saying "shh!"

because that happy little tree is "our little secret"

repoman on May 12 '08 at 9:39am

Pawsome is definitely my favorite, but I think the best thing to get isn't a painting. The ultimate achievement in bad art would be those creepy photos of babies dressed up in weird ways by Anne Geddes.

phones on May 12 '08 at 9:51am

hahahahahaha dogs in shades every time!

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 8:57pm

I bought the poster!

And then it told me that it's sending info to my facebook profile... now it's going to say "Priscilla Wilson bought St Bernard with Rescue Keg"!

Pizazz on May 12 '08 at 9:01pm

haha! nice!

terrible art is a funny thing.

valorandvellum on May 12 '08 at 9:08pm

It's even funnier when it's announced on facebook!

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