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  May 05 '08 by valorandvellum        42 Comments        Watch this
Everybody should have some EPIC ZALZA in celebration of Cinco de Mayo.

Isn't it funny how Americans will use any holiday as an excuse to drink and feast? I don't even remember what Cinco de Mayo is supposed to represent, but I'm still going to have burritos for dinner.

blooqkazoo
blooqkazoo on May 05 '08 at 8:59pm
Cool, I'm having tacos.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 05 '08 at 9:00pm
GET KRUNK
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 05 '08 at 9:00pm
contrary to popular belief, i actually did not have tacos
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:04pm
Steve, I hope you may feast on bountiful tacos. Also, nice haircut.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:04pm
Also, I don't have any tequila...
andyg
   andyg on May 05 '08 at 9:07pm
You should quit messing with everybody and post the recipe for EPIC ZALZA. You're the only one who knows how to make it!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 05 '08 at 9:10pm
i will feast on bountiful tacos one of these days.

i make this look good
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:10pm
EPIC ZALZA AT IT IS BEST!!!
EPIC ZALZA is a secret recipe mystery passed down through the generations in my Mexican heritage.

The first step to make EPIC ZALZA is to win a food chopper from Dave & Buster's.
Frank Vice
Frank Vice on May 05 '08 at 9:12pm
woo!

i think its mexico's independence
sonmi
   sonmi on May 05 '08 at 9:12pm
EPIC ZALZA party in july

veinticuatro de julio... BE THERE
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:13pm
Is it? Well now I know why I feast on burritos tonight. Thank you, Tyler. Thank you.
pilihp
   pilihp on May 05 '08 at 9:14pm
woohoo! PHIL'S BIG BOY EPIC ZALZA in july!!
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:14pm
ZOMG. EPIC ZALZA party!! We shall throw the ZALZA in the air and dance as it showers down upon us!
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:15pm
Hahahaha! How long can we make the ZALZA name? I do like PHIL'S BIG BOY EPIC ZALZA... maybe someone should draw it for the 'zine.
sonmi
   sonmi on May 05 '08 at 9:16pm
hahahaha i like how phil totally took the initiative and OWNED the july zalza party
sonmi
   sonmi on May 05 '08 at 9:17pm
also, i had ramen for dinner. my azn-ness overwhelmed my mexican heritage that sometimes people claim i have
canceromega
canceromega on May 05 '08 at 9:17pm
It's actually supposed to commemorate Mexico's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla. It's silly actually since Mexico lost the war eventually.
I only know this because I just got my mother to explain it to me :P
andyg
   andyg on May 05 '08 at 9:18pm
I'm bringing the chopper to Comiccon.
iPear
iPear on May 05 '08 at 9:18pm
drugs.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:19pm
Ramen!! I hope you at least have margaritas for dessert. Or maybe your AZN-ness will take over again you'll have sake. And rice balls.

andy, if you bring the choppa then we really could have PHIL'S BIG BOY EPIC ZALZA PARTY. I'll bring the streamers!
fat pigeon
   fat pigeon on May 05 '08 at 9:20pm
I had some margaritas. The bar I was at had Red Stripe on special though, don't get that. Jamaican beer for cinco de mayo. No Epic Zalza though.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:21pm
The bar you were at didn't know what they were doing if they didn't have Mexican burr on special!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 05 '08 at 9:22pm
fuck! i just realized i dont know what happened to my margarita mix... it apparently disappeared during my move... cause i was so in the mood for some margarita right about now
fat pigeon
   fat pigeon on May 05 '08 at 9:24pm
yeah, I was hoping for some dos equis. I hate corona. Oh well, the margs were enough. Plus some rumple mintz.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:26pm
Yeah, a strawberry margarita would hit the spot. All I have is Newcastle and vodka...
kayceislost
kayceislost on May 05 '08 at 9:28pm
haha, i DID have taco bell today.

and im going to be up alllll night .... i can lie and say its for cinco de maya, but its really cause a paper. woop!
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on May 05 '08 at 9:32pm
omg epic zalza party in july!!!

YES!

Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 05 '08 at 9:33pm
everyone knows its cinco de mustache anyway
kayceislost
kayceislost on May 05 '08 at 9:34pm
YES! STEVE! YES!
kayceislost
kayceislost on May 05 '08 at 9:34pm
lol @ maya
sonmi
   sonmi on May 05 '08 at 9:38pm
now i'm having rootbeer w/ an ice cream sandwich in it. FAIL
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on May 05 '08 at 9:38pm
i had a waffle with icecream and strawberries. i fail too!
jublin
   jublin on May 05 '08 at 9:39pm
i almost forgot it was cinco de mayo.

i want to eat burritos and drink brewz, but i'm tired.

yawn yawn i am tired
andyg
   andyg on May 05 '08 at 9:40pm
I'm drinking chamomile tea right now. EPIC FAIL!
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on May 05 '08 at 9:42pm
also, thanks to priscilla, i can no longer eat regular salsa :\
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:42pm
I'm Korean! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 9:45pm
I found ONE Pacifico in my fridge!! It's a Cinco de Mayo miracle!
pilihp
   pilihp on May 05 '08 at 9:47pm
i'm having buffalo wings and cream cheese jalapenos...

jalapenos count as mexican food, right? so i'm covered, right?
ISABOA
ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 9:48pm
I had excellent jambalaya
andyg
   andyg on May 05 '08 at 9:49pm
I'm going to drink ANOTHER cup of chamomile tea!
pilihp
   pilihp on May 05 '08 at 9:51pm
whoa there, andy! know your limit, man... no need to go all crazy on a monday.
andyg
   andyg on May 05 '08 at 9:52pm
I just don't care anymore. I'm totally going for a 3rd cup after this.
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