I work hard at hardly working.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Poop: World's Dirtiest Palindrome
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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The Original Heavy Metals: Lead, Zinc, Copper
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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If you can read this, you're probably going to bump into me
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I can see the future: In 2 seconds you'll still be reading this
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Trees: Bark Stronger Than Bite
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Stop global warming...save the ice cream
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Save a horse, ride a donkey.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Actually, my mom did go to college.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sorry I'm late...I set my internal clock on silent.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Congratulations! You passed the Reading Test.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Sock Monster, stop being such a klepto.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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If my friends jumped off a bridge, I would call 911.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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62% of statistics are arbitrary
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm just your average unicorn-riding ninja pirate superhero.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Straitjackets: Champion of the Awkward Hug
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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What did the shark say to the other shark?
You're jawsome.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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An apple a day keeps scurvy away.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I losst the speling be.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm only awesome on days that end in "y".
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Instead of awkwardly talking to me, just read this shirt.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Oh snap...crackle, pop!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You just wasted 3.7 seconds reading this nonsensical shirt.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Dance like you're on YouTube.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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of 15 votes, 20% like it
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