http://youtube.com/watch?v=ehaE3yGP-5k
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is cleaner than me
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Stop buying all the smalls. I can't wear anything bigger.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Nothing says pretentious like a witty statement on a shirt
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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I see you mouth moving, but all I hear is "IBEDFIAWEAWA"
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Round lunchneat: Making square sandwiches hard to make since 1883
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Grissom is my homeboy.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I desihned this sdhirt witth my left habnd.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Be nice to jocks - They decide whether you get paper or plastic.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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Pave paradise and put up a Threadless outlet.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Text tees: Last resort when all the submissions suck.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I'm Agnostic and I'm not sure if I care or not.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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orange is the new tan!
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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the internet is no substitute for human companionship
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Hello there stranger, do you have some candy?
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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There are no girls on the internets.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Logic is the new black.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Shut up or I'll sit on you.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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The key word in "diet" is "die".
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Babies creep me out.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Zombies ate my brains
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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What EXACTLY happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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The more beautiful - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Wiggidy wack.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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MySpace is everything that is wrong with America.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Abortion sends babies to god FASTER!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I'll bet George W. Bush was left behind as a child.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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When the HECK is Y a vowel?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Don't think I didn't see you. YOU DIDN'T WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Does it LOOK like I want fries with that?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Global Warming- It's NOT cool.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I make good babies.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not clumsy, I'm just drunk.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Proud member of The International Orslexic Dyganization
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Babies look the same.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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The words on my shirt are my way of reaching out.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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When in doubt- bacon.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I bet you've never seen this shirt before.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Life isn't all just fun and sausages.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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What the HECK does "teh" mean anyway?
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Txting: idk y u waste ur time when u haev a PHONE- kthanxbai
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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MTV: Enjoying a decline in music videos since 1981.
of 55 votes, 36% like it
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I think I underachieved too much.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Take the damn stickers off of your hat and bend that stupid brim!
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Your awesomeness does not increase with the flames on your car.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Pick up your used cigarette butts; the roaches are getting cancer
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone has their moments, only some more than others.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Official Member of the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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These are my hero clothes, and heroes simply do not get dirty.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I reject your reality and substitute cheese.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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My mom can beat up your dad.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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I'll tell you a profitable story if you pay me 20 Rupees.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Reality TV: Proving that your life isn't real enough.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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