This is to the tune of "Don't Get Around Much Anymore," and it's not fully original, but I thought it was funny.
Found a peanut last night Ate it right off the floor Started feeling so queasy Trip to the local ER ward Thought that I wouldn't barf Got as far as the door Tried to tell them what happened Ate a bad nut off the floor. .... and that's all she wroye.
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