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WanderingBert
WanderingBert aka David Creighton-Pester is a 27.74 year old boy, has been a member since November 6, 2006, has scored 50,226 submissions, giving an average score of 2.10, helping 911 designs get printed.
Alumni Club Member
URL: http://www.wanderingbert.com
AIM: wanderingbert
May 2012
Just joined tumblr...
Cookie Moon

Apr 2012
Pellet Monster
Help me reach 1000 comments! Almost there!
I Hear Voices
There's Color Underneath

Jan 2012
The Vinyl Countdown
RIPping It Up
Yes! It's WanderingBert's Most Excellent 2012 Subs Blog

Dec 2011
Professor Eriksen & his Incredible Flying Machine

Nov 2011
Help me win a 27" iMac! *LAST DAY* Need more votes.

Oct 2011
Sailing the High Sea Serpent
Internal Thinking Mechanism
Let Imagination Soar
Atrium question - What's with the Follow function...
8 college mascot designs - Last day to vote!
Help me get married!! Another new print!

Sep 2011
Wevenge! A new design up for voting- also on S6...
Sunlightbulb
Be vewy vewy quiet we're hunting wabbit
Wevenge!
This got rejected- Will this new version be ok?
Wow! 4 new polo designs...
A new idea. WIP - Probable final- might not fly though ...
By The Sword
An Invitation to the Pants Polo
Drawing Arms
A Friendly Mountain Greeting
Watercool
Tit-ris! A new idea combining boobies and gaming.
Remember my printed design 'Critter Cars'? ...
Animal Airplanes
5 new designs I made just for YOU! Because you're special.
Lunchadors!
Lunchadors! Help me pick a colour...
A Crappy Friend
Parry, Thrust, Pencil, Erase

Aug 2011
Yo, check out my horror subs dawgs. Word.
Watching the score plummet on my best design ever :(
Dead Silence
Clowns Are Evil
My Horror WIP- UPDATE- scoring! Thanks everyone!

Jul 2011
The Trees Have Eyes
Do you like fruit?
Fruit Bats
Copyrighteous
Hey staff folk- will this get declined?
A new copyrighted WIP - Is it ready?
Kool Ayyyyd
I thought my new pattern was cool but...
Cosmic Terror
WIP - Worth subbing? - UPDATE

Jun 2011
Coming at you with 2 hip new designs
More Cowbell!
Rock 'Em Training Montage
Needs more cowbell! WIP- UPDATE- Need your help...
What do you think of this idea? Rocky + Rock Em Sock Em Robots *UPDATE*
My new design- It's a little hidden so you may have missed it...
Blending in to Night

May 2011
Who here's held an art exhibition?
3 designs in the running. Yes. Three.
Howling at the Disco Moon
Which version of this do you like better? *UPDATES*
Learning the Family Trade
Sometimes I misspell my own name.

Apr 2011
A Brush With Death
Uncovering an Ancient Past
Bert of the year!? You guys are too awesome!
Cats 'n hats
Can I get 100 comments? Maybe.
The Cat in the Hat Shop

Mar 2011
Hey Dawgs, chase yo tail, yo.
Chase Your Tail Forever!
It's-a me, Davio!
Help me help Christchurch- vote for this design :)

Feb 2011
And I felt so good about this design....
New website layouts. What do you think?
Look who's back with a brand new design...
Earthquake in NZ
Achieving Great Things Through Teamwork
The Great Haredini
4 designs in the running! Run designs, run!
Goofy Love
I Yam What I Smash
Like a Candle in the Rain
Violent Language

Jan 2011
Oh yeah, I have a new design- first of the year...
A new Sharpie/80's WIP- help needed... UPDATE
Yes! It's my 2011 Subs blog!
Pirate Camp
First design of the year- help me decide on colours...
Worth doing?

Dec 2010
This Game Sucks prints at society 6
Wowee! I'm on the Drawn blog!
Falling in love... A new design for you to cherish always
My thread-slump is over! New design up for scoring!
Falling In Love
I'm in a thread-slump. Update- Check out my new WIP
So, i don't normally do this, but...

Nov 2010
4 designs in the running! Wowah!
The Shape of Crime
Tastier than the Average Beer
Fuzzy Reception

Oct 2010
Which of these 3 designs should be my last 101010 entry? You decide!
Hey, travel to Mars. You'll see red. or you could just vote for my design.
Visit Mars
A new WIP - Worth doing???
0 days left! Can i reach 80 comments? 7 to go!
Hey vote for my voice! I could win a GPS
Trying out the prints thing at Society6 - check it out.
Keep Drawing
Do you like this? Has it been done before?
I have a new design up. Is it full of suck?
Which of my designs would you consider iconic?
Transformed Through Flame
Is this idea funny or lame? ...or funny and lame maybe?

Sep 2010
Animals with Eyepatches! Yes!, Select Guys Eco Tee
2 subs up at once. Wow it's been a long time since I could say that!
Swamp Blues (In the Hue of Green)
Mo Life!
My Movember design is either genius or way cliche. Not too sure...
A Most Obvious Moustache Pun
Sometimes I feel like a threadless has-been
Screw Chicago, There's a party in my pants and you're ALL invited...
0 more days for my spooktacular new design!!!
Halloween. You should wear this... (Caution- big ballz jefferyg inside)
What Lies Below...
Hey, hi, hey there, hello, my latest WIP for your viewing pleasuring.

Aug 2010
My new goal in life- come to Chicago meetup 2011
It's hard for a little ol' walrus to get noticed around here...
The Animal Kingdom Jumps on the Vampire Bandwagon
Rejected :(
A sneak peek of what's to come (if it's not declined)
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
Dearest friend, my new design awaits for your gentle and loving touch...

Jul 2010
Bleeding Heart
WIP (possibly finished) - Remake of Bleeding Heart
Last night I wore a bandage that looked like bacon
Ginette on Drawn!
My new zip hoody design - Last Day!
Something to Hyde

Jun 2010
Hey! I'm back from the wilderness, with a brand new design...
My first design in like forever...
Rebuild
So, I bought a Cintiq...

May 2010
Do you like Asterix? Do you like punctuation? Then you'll love my new design...
Asterisk the Gaul
What do you crazy kids think of this new WIP?
Asterisk the Gaul. A new WIP. Need your opinions!
An epic history of collaboration...
A couple of WIP ideas for a not-pacman design...
Dances with Squares
Dear friends, I regretfully, and shamefully, must inform you...

Apr 2010
My cool new job
Don't look in here. Or i'll moon you!
I have an interview up at Contesterous.com
YEEE-HARDY-HA-HAW There's Gold in this here blog!
Do you like this idea? (WIP)
Yeeee-Haw! Uncle Pappy Finally Finds That Pesky Gold

Mar 2010
Pigs in Spaaaace!
4 funky new designs to get your groove on to.
Posting threadless links on Flickr... doesn't work anymore...
Wishful Thinking
Be my facebook friend, friend
Urban Cowboy
A Castle, But Still A Cage
Last day SUPER SIZZLING HOT ACTION!
Ruff & Tumbelle
My Nude Designs
Disnosaurs
A new WIP- Disnosaurs. I need you opinions!!! MAJOR UPDATES almost done...
I'm using SpeedyJoe's name in my blog title to promote my new design...
Critter Cars
WIP it to me baby. Uh huh, uh huh.

Feb 2010
Fly Me To Balloon
Can I reach 100? Yes. yes I can, thanks to yous
EPIC FLAIL
Back in the zone, with 2 newd dezigns.
I've Seen Strange Things in City Windows
Would you score the $5 out of this? a new WIP... that may or may not be finished depending on YOUR input.
Sinbad Surfs the Seven Skies...on a Sandwich
A question about designing belt prints...
And todays new word of insult is...
A Pear Apart
I'm going to make something soooooo awesome...

Jan 2010
My final 2K10 design
Subaqueous Action
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale (Rescue Rangers)
Severed Pointer
A Bunch of these are back in stock!
Lord Creighton's Exquisite New Novelty Hat
My 2K10 subs. 2 down
The Island
BESTEE TIME! Mario and friends will thank you!
40 HATS need your help. They have faces. FACES - not faeces
Hats with Faces
My 2010 subs blog. of DOOOOOOOOOM. and stuff.
It's Now or Neville. A comic strip by WanderingBert

Dec 2009
DRAW!
Alien Space Wolves Howl at the Earth
Beer and Tea. Together?
GAH! THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL>
Traditional German Bear
Infinite Tea
well now, I spose I should really write something.
5 DESIGNS NOW! Excitement ensues.

Nov 2009
Oscar the Groucho
We All Live in a Yellow Killer Whale
Bleeding Heart
Rad Cat's Big Adventure
It's Hip To Be Square!
A potential Throwback WIP
MUSIC. MUSICK. MUSIQUE.
Travelling on the Speed of Sound
Anyone got this font?
1 year of Batman villains
A complete threadless nightmare...
NightMare
A Great Idea (v.2)
Tell me if this idea stinks of fail...TELL ME!
A Sound More Interesting

Oct 2009
The End of the Line
My 20B42010 - 21/20 - MISSION COMPLETE!
Assorted Spiced Meats in a Can (excluding ham)
The Space Between
Not that I'm complaining, but why is my Select up again this week?
Flight of the Wild
A Dog With A Bonebox
HOLY HAMMERS! 5 Designs are running. Run, designs, run!
RonaldMcDonaldDuck
Blue Animals with White Hats (and pants)
YOUR DRAGON... FEED IT
Creatures of Habit
a couple of nice designs that will be nice for you to see and you will like them because they are nice. I like nice stuff, and so, because you like ni
A new WIP ripe for your bright ideas. *UPDATE*

Sep 2009
A question about clipping masks in Illustrator
Re-Growth
Hunting the Great Rainbow Whale
The Geekmaster 5000 ...and a robot.
3 Horrific subs... NOW!
Food For Thought
Last minute Horror sub - Text or no Text?
Reach For The Sky
He Hates You As Much As You Hate Him
A sneaky peek at my horror wip. UPDATE.
So, I got myself a Wacom...

Aug 2009
From Woe to Go - The WanderingBert Origins story
Last hour to hate on real life...
A blog for the fools...
Life sucks. Mario and friends agree.
2 new subs that would look great on you!
This Game Sucks
Help me decide which version to submit... Your votes will decide!
Would this WIP be shunned and rejected for copyrightedness? Update - Inks
The Not-So-Grim Reaper
How to Make Friends in High Places
I've never had a sub this hard to get comments on.
A slogan to get your pants off to...
New Art is just old art done more recently.
NEW NEW NEW SLOGAN!
The End is Not

Jul 2009
The Modern Woodpecker
4 brand spanking new designs!
I've been WIPin' it up a bunch lately...
A Tshirt with Copious Amounts of Corny
Does this tickle you in all the right spots? A blog about a WIP
WIP New Art or Old Fart?
Time Out
My favourite adverts on New Zealand TV featuring Yetis, Rhys Darby, and a Mexican
Blood 'Stache
Hats and that.
Just a little something i WIP'd up.
Blue Animals with Black Hats
Some people are like Slinkies ...
The end is nigh...
My first rip off.
Hi My name is Leon, and i'm a Master of Disguise.
Modern Day Messenger
Support My brother in his attempt to compete at the London 2012 olympics!
Can I reach 70 comments?
WIP with me, my lovelies.
0 days left!!? Be speedy.
Master of Disguise

Jun 2009
3 subs in the runnin! the most i've had up in like forever.
Do you like teenage mutants? Do you like ninjas? Do you like...
Losing the Connection
Help me WIP it. WIP it good. UPDATE
Criminal Record
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitchen Appliances
Fight The Invisible Foe
I like dinosaurs, and the Mona Lisa...
Ready For a Dog Fight
GO GO MAGIC GO!
King Kong Singing In The Rain

May 2009
Lakers Vs Magic? This isn't how it was supposed to be :(
Your last chance to Bite Me!
Hunting For A Healthy Alternative
last day to get imaginationing!
A Semi Toothy Grin
Less Thinking, More Imaginaton
Help me name this sub and win a FREE PERSONALISED COMPLIMENT!

Apr 2009
Krokun! & other peeps in NZ
5 in the runnin
Heat Wave
Can you help me name this sub? Maybe.
Up Periscope!
Vote for my Girlfriend!!!
The Last Little Pig
Cavity Search
Awesome shirt to the max!
Vee Hav Vays
If your in New Zealand...
A Man named Heraldo
A story to infuriate your bones.
Who likes to rock the party?
The Infuriating Saga of Angry Cake

Mar 2009
Rock the Boat
Forgotten Valley of the Fire Dancers
Tee Junkie's Tee Designer of the year
Sketchy characters loitering in your neighbourhood? Here's the solution...

Feb 2009
Ink Tank Attack
Somebody explain Deckpeck.com to me.
Get your brain in to gear!
My Brain\'s Not Working Today
New Zealand EXPOSED!
Favourte Arcade game characters
SAFE FOR WORK, SAFE FOR WORK!

Jan 2009
Work\'s Over, It\'s Time For Fun!
1 day for a vintage hit of wonder to astound & amaze your pleasure sensors
I've been hanging out with Mr. Olly Moss
Thanks you dudes and dudettes!
The Search For Summer
A Vintage Pin-Up Toon
Has anyone got the latest Faesthetic mag?
The Power of Positive Thinking
My First Skateboard Design!!!
Yes, I Keep Repeating Myself
I WILL FIGHT YOU.

Dec 2008
My 2009 subs.
Reach for the Stars
A Friendly Mountain Greeting

Nov 2008
Look who's back... Stampy's back!
WanderingBert's Batman Villain Project - #153 - Tobias Whale
SAFE FOR WORK!!!

Oct 2008
Pick A Door, Any Door
Not Safe For Work!
Die Evil Earth Destroying Alien Scum!!!
I've got the Mono, I've got it BAAAD! UNO DAYS TO GO
Pushing Through
Desperate Flash Submission Help!
Worlds Apart
Wherever the Wind Takes Me
Threadless Sucks!
BE AN AWESOME...
When I grow up I wanna be a Laser Bread.
Last chance to Glub. You do want to Glub, don't you?

Sep 2008
Hey Maltzy!
The Darkness Shall Not Prevail
Watercooler Conversation
Hey Mister, Come Have Some Fun!

Aug 2008
I Noticed You Across The Burning City
The Process
And This Little Pig Went Flying
Thanks everyone!
Check out my WIP *UPDATE*
Super stardom is going to my head and other silly stories.
Dearest iDan...
Big Thank-yas all round
Pedalling the Wheels of Time

Jul 2008
Tora's Eames Chair tribute video on Drawn!
SillyBanana! Gumbolimbo! ekaj47! ...thanks you guys!
Secrets of the City
Nice to Magritte You!
A Trontastic Day at the Beach
that 14 year old girl on flickr what takes wicked awesome random photos...
The Commotion
Please help with my WIP... UPDATED
LAST DAY to Grab your G.I.Joes and revolt against the uncaged oppressor!
Rise Up Against the Toyroom Tyrant

Jun 2008
Revamped 'Trunk Rock' prints available!
To Flickr Pro, or not to Flickr Pro...
Quick Snap
It\'s Always Summer Somewhere
I Don\'t Exist!
A Puffin\'
Thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!
Will this sub be rejected?
Microwaves Are Just Too Slow
WanderingBert Prints! Get me on your wall or something!
Help I need, but dare not speak of...
I can has yor critisizims?
The Age Old Battle (working name)
Graphite For Your Right
What should I name this sub?

May 2008
Should I sub this here?
How much should I charge for freelance/ commisioned tshirt designing?
Designosaur
Designosaur - A WIP. Your help appreciated!
GET YOUR FREE TEXTURES HERE! - From the WanderingBert Texture Archive!
Damsel in Distress
The stereotypical graphic designer...Help please
Gary and his collection of assorted animals in brightly colored sweater vests.
The City Fights Back
1 day left for a rare octopus to live!
1 day left for a rare octopus to live!
The Storyteller
The Outback Cowboy
The City Fights Back
The Escape Artist
Help me to decide which version to sub... UPDATE
Octadecapus
Last day to be swallowed up by night!
An Alarming Start to the Day
May the Fish be With You
The Ice Cream Merchant of Venice

Apr 2008
I just bought a Digi SLR Camera! Photos within.
As Day Is Swallowed Up By Night
Help me find more illustrations in this style!!!
The Owlman has awoken!!! Only a few hours left!
The Owlman Moves To Midnight Music
The Owlman requests your help! Please choose the best version of this WIP.
A solo attempt at saving the universe from intergalactic space scum. New artwork.
Make it 50 yo's!!!!
6 designs in the running!!!
The Genie of the Shampoo Bottle
My Brain's Not Working Today

Mar 2008
It Wasn't Me!
Radioactive Payback
Slow and Steady Wins the Space Race
Speaking of Strange Creatures
Frankenstein's Bakery
My latest madness.
The Kingdom
Dance Despite the Dangers Lurking
One Dark and Stormy Knight...
Vote for / check out my photos!
Hair We Are!
Name my WIP.
Where Hideous Radioactive Abominations Come From
Being the Early Bird can be Dangerous
Complementary Colors
FRICKINAWESOME...

Feb 2008
Photoshop help needed
Last day for my 100th sub!!! One-freakin-hundred!!! Get amongst it yo.
Even Hideous Brain-Eating Monsters Like To Collect
As one closes, another one opens.
A Gorgonite's Guide to Standing Out in a Crowd
The Heartwarming Tale of a Girl and Her Monkey.
(WIP Sneak Peek) I'm not sure where to sub this yet, but...
Hunting for A Healthy Alternative
WIP- Healthy Hunting *UPDATE- Subbed!*
Hi, I’m Hal. Wanna see my large camera collection?

Jan 2008
1 more day!!! But I aint got much lovin.
After The Last Page
Harry & the Hendersons need your help!
A piece of art what I did.
My Revolution sub- SCORING COMPLETE
Uncovered
The Idea Generator
Revolution Shmevolution.
My 2008 Subs - total tally comes to 64 subs!
The Inspector Has Arrived
Sandwich Car Blogs?
Uprising
Congrats Jean Warhol!

Dec 2007
Revolution WIP *IN THE RUNNING*
Da Vinci's Bright Idea
WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Where's the love?
Quick Draw
The Nightmare
The Mice Will Play
Help me name my Design company!
The Mice Will Play
Distraction
a WIP- Help requested!
Illustration Inspiration. Great work from amazing artists!
My December Subs
Power Such As This

Nov 2007
Finding Foreign Worlds
The Strangest Fellow
My first pattern. It's Naked and Angry!
Sheep in Wolf's Clothing
Are We Art?
A 1 colour WIP- Do you get it?- UPDATED
Guess the score. Leelu1111 Wins!
Traces of Nuts
The Christmas Island of joy and wonder.
Hey, nice bone structure, but it's coming down soon!
Christmas Island
HELP ME! - Xmas WIP
Bone Sweet Bone
A WIP for your helping!
The Doghouse
My One Year Threadlessversary!
My November subs
He's Out There

Oct 2007
The end is NIGH!
The Bone Collectors
A Great Idea
Well this is a let down.
Shameless Design Pimpage
A Lot On My Mind
A snail with a difference.
A Strange New Discovery
Woah! Have you seen this?
MR MALTZ & MR iDANSIMPSON: Fashion Models
Take Your World With You
Planet For Two
One Feline Flew Over the Cuckoo's Clock
Getting back to classics with a whale called Moby.
Eye On The Ball
Back to Classics
City Life
Defaced
When we grow up.
Moustache Theatre
My 15 subs for October!!! MISSION COMPLETE!
City Life
Defaced!
The Trouble With Being The Funkiest
Small Planet
When We Grow Up
WIP for Small Planet. Help Needed!!!
Diving for Dessert
The Candle Makers

Sep 2007
2 New Pending subs + 2 in the running!
Diving for Dessert
Some sweet lovin?
I need DESIGNERY HELP, ya'll !!! *UPDATED*
Am I Art?
HELP!!! Should I cancel my current pending sub?
Am I Art?
Two Self Portraits!!
Siamese
C'mon People! Don't you wanna be a freakin Jukebox?!!?
Creatures of the Leaf
EskiMotown
WOAH! Running out of time!!! *ALL FINISHED*
If I were to print some of my own designs...
Hi my name is Gary and I quite like radios
DEAR MISHMASHERS: I'm lost.
The Music Inside Of Me
Let the Godzilla Begin!!!!
In need of HELP!!!
The Music Inside of Me
He Left A Trail Of Destruction Behind Him
QUESTION- what is the max length for a sub title? Anyone know?
The Old Stomping Ground
Hountains of Mands
FrickinAwesome and WanderingBert present...

Aug 2007
Sometimes I Can't Make It Alone
All That We Don't Know
Thankyou oh mystery STPer!
The sky really is falling!
All finished.
The Rainbow Connection
Alone now to my own thoughts
When I Grow Up
Mountains and Fairly Large Hills

Jul 2007
Industrial Internets
When Cats Ruled the World
of Mountains and Fairly Large Hills
Please Remain Seated by... FRICKINAWESOME and WanderingBert!
Industrial Age Internet Revolution
When Cats Ruled the World
No more SNEAK PEEKS! This is the real deal. Collab by FRICKINAWESOME & WanderingBert has been unleashed!
Please Remain Seated
Crusin' Critters
Cruisin Critters
The Modern Woodpecker
The Modern Woodpecker
Ship of Fools
Ship of Fools
A Gripping Television Drama
Electric Boogie Man

Jun 2007
A Gripping Television Drama
Electric Boogie Man
Current Top 20 Eagle Vs. Shark subs
Television Remote Control
Electric Rodeo
My new illustration website!
Electric Rodeo
Stealing!!!!! RAH!!
Night of the Nutjob
I only have ONE NUT!...
Little red riding nut
Stealing my Heart
The Riddle
Your Typical Civilized Sea Monster
Looking for Love
The Riddle
Looking for Love

May 2007
Your Typical Civilized Sea Monster
Complementary Nuts
Breaking and Entering
The Frog Prince
Complementary Nuts
Breaking and Entering
The Baker Strikes Back
Raiders on a plane!
The Baker Strikes Back
Raiders on a Plane
My Inner Beasts
Explosion of Joy- Last Hours for Happiness!
My Inner Beasts
Hermiting with the Hermit
Beet Box Battle
So Fricken Happy, y'all
Explosion of Joy
Hermiting with the Hermit
Beet Box Battle
Last Hours! - Living Within The Living
Attention Threadlessians!

Apr 2007
Full of Hot Air
The Great Roodini
Living within the living
Word to your Mammoth
Full of Hot Air
The Great Roodini
Stampede
Word to your Mammoth
Stampede
Forbidden Platypus
Inuit Escapade
Forbidden Platypus
Inuit Escapade
Number 1 Super Guy
Number 1 Super Guy

Mar 2007
Help! Design advice needed!
Word to yo Mammoth 2

Feb 2007
Trunk Rock
Great Color Combination Inspiration
The Wasted Apple
Help!! I need logo advice
I Wanna Be A Real Bot
Frankenstein's Bakery.
Trunk Rock
PaKEY(TAR)derm
I Have A Dream...
The Wasted Apple
The Wasted Apple

Jan 2007
Real Bot
Frankenstein's Bakery
JOT2 Entry- War of Words
War of Words

Dec 2006
Parrots of the Caribbean
The End is Fry

Nov 2006
On the Way to Granny's Office
On the way to Granny's Office
Voting for your own submission
Primate in a Big Cat's Clothing
Primate in a Big Cat's Clothing
Creating A Monster
Godzilla's Pants
Creating A Monster - New Design Concept

Check me out, I got printed!



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All about me

I'm from New Zealand, working as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and video producer.

check out my websites-
Scorch Design Lab. My design company.

wanderingbert.com.
WanderingBert on Flickr.



My top 10 scoring designs-
This Game Sucks - Threadless, Best T-shirts EverI Hear Voices - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Parry, Thrust, Pencil, Erase - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
I've Seen Strange Things in City Windows - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Secrets of the City - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Critter Cars - Threadless, Best T-shirts EverThe Cat in the Hat Shop - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
A Castle, But Still A Cage - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Watercool - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Wevenge! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever