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seethesquirrels
aka is a girl, has been a member since November 5, 2006, has scored 6069 submissions, giving an average score of 2.82.
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C'est Une Faux Chose!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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She can see through windows
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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There's a hiatus in the fence
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Being a ninja is hard when your clothes glow in the dark
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Don't Be Suicidal, You Could Die
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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You know what makes me warm and fuzzy? Mold and a toaster oven.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Methinks thou art a villian
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Thou shalt not put babies in thy blender
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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MSG's are my favourite kind of glutamate
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Global Warming: helping Canada become more like the USA
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Earth is the largest planet in the world
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Mad cows don't moo
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Ninjas are the predators of conspicuousy
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Come on, snakes; EVOLVE, grow thumbs, ruin the world
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Scarves: The Fashionable Way to Strangle Yourself
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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"Interesting" is a placeholder
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I hate those people who stand on the left side of the escalator
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Eh is what Canadians add to a sentence to make it a question, eh?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Hello, I was a pirate in a past life
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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mmm... key lime 3.14159
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I <3 Pi
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Everything is a figment of my imagination
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I'm only a half wit
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so easily entertained...Ha, you read funny
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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*hibernating*
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Oregon is just that space between Washington and California
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Say no to E. Coli
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Spork: The Perfect Tool for Gouging Out Eyes
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Yeah" really is the universal answer
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Absolute power rocks, and those with absolute power rule.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Ack! It burns! Oh, that's just your face.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Babies are a gentleman's feast
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Babies just taste so darn good... mmmm.... BLT's
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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Beat on it, Delilah!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh...
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Because you are...IDIOT!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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black squirrels = plague squirrels
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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BLT = baby, lettuce, and tomato
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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BORK BORK, eet's a GOBBLER GOBBLER
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Did you say anything important? I kinda zoned out.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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F00d is for n00bs
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Frozen water balloons are better ammo than snowballs
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Global warming causes ice caps to melt? No way!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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How to make Absolute Power: If unable to obtain power, usurp it
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I always win, so why does everyone else even bother?
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I like scarves, they're convenient weapons
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I like to say "arr." Am I a pirate yet?
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I wish I was the Swedish chef, then I would just say "BORK BORK"
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a pyromaniac. Yay, matches!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I'm gonna cut & paste you!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not here right now, please leave a messege after the BEEP!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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If only the internet really was but a series of tubes...
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Je google, tu googles, il google, nous googlons, vous googlez...
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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je n'aime pas le roastbeef
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Lies! It's all lies!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Make the voices go away!
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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mmm... pumpkin 3.14
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Neither Emos nor Emus can fly when jumping off of buildings
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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not here, somewhere else
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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People say "interesting" when they don't know what else
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Phobias are figments of your imagination
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Pillage... Burn.... Which is supposed to come first?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Qu'est c'est que ca?
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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the "Poof, there it is" theory just sounds good
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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There is no emoticon for my emotion right now
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Vat...VAT?! Vat are you doing?!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Victime de la mode
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Water balloons > snowballs
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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We're all first graders at heart
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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What are these cows you speak of?
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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What say ye?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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You've gotsta take the train
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Own'd:
Beasts of England
Best Mime Ever
Communist Party
Earl Grey
Future: Under Construction
Get Some Fresh Air
I Hate Japanese Food
I Listen to Bands That Don't Even Exist Yet
Mission Listen
Mourning Girl
Para Poppins
Pessimistic or Optimistic
Poet Trees
Reel Passion (hoody)
Relax and Dream of Nothing
Star Light, Star Bright (hoody)
Technology Ruins Nature
This Is Not a Pipe
Waiting for Sleep
You Sank My Battleship
Gifted:
Pet Octopus
Mozart Didn't Like to Practice Either
My Pet Human
In Case of Fire
Operation Needed
Shirts I want reprinted:
MSG!
Pirate Infested Waters
Geology
Undercover Pirate
Hypotamoose
Squirrels are Nature's Ninjas
My Little Pony
Vikings are Just Swedish Pirates
The Fast Supper
Ask Me How I Became a Pirate
Game Set Match
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