epocalypse
aka Eric T Pato is a 20.51 year old boy, has been a member since November 4, 2006, has scored 1335 submissions, giving an average score of 3.11.
I feel like Satan on Christmas Eve!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Writing "THIS IS TUXEDO" on a T-Shirt does not make it
of 28 votes, 14% like it
C'mon, if I was stalking you; you wouldn't be reading this.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Never lock a vampire, a werewolf and a zombie in a grade school.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
DRUMS!: The only instrument you will ever learn from an Xbox 360.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Ever wonder what happens when a zombie bites a vampire?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
What happens to zombies if they don't eat flesh, double-death?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
One day, you'll realize that reading t-shirts is a waste of time.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
A Child's Enigma: Why does stuffing an animal make it smaller?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
I wish stuffed animals still offered me the security they used to
of 29 votes, 24% like it
On my game show, answers must be given as rhetorical questions.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I wonder how Tolstoy would react to being mentioned on a T-Shirt
of 60 votes, 18% like it
If your significant other feels objectified, tell it you're sorry
of 51 votes, 20% like it
Why is it that 'Verb', 'Adjective', and 'Adverb' are all Nouns?
of 51 votes, 16% like it
I think Palindrome should be spelt Palindromemordnilap.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Does this question make me look fat?
of 47 votes, 19% like it
I'll double your entendre; ALL NIGHT LONG!
of 49 votes, 27% like it
Does asking a question sarcastically make it rhetorical?
of 50 votes, 28% like it
I am the proud owner of at least one T-Shirt.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
CAUTION: reading t-shirts can leave you vulnerable to mugging
of 49 votes, 20% like it
You ever get that feeling that people are reading you?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I often feel as though people are reading my clothing.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
Save Trees: Write on Fabric
of 50 votes, 28% like it
Tap Dancing: Cute Skill or Dubious Secret Code System?
of 47 votes, 30% like it
I live to avoid Dramatic Irony.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
You know, I bet I'd feel pretty useless if the Sun was exploding
of 47 votes, 21% like it
While you've been reading this, my partner has taken your wallet.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
Could you phrase that question more rhetorically?
of 45 votes, 22% like it
Hell Yeah, I'm a WIZARD! A Wizard of... AWESOMENESS!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
If all else fails, use Sarcasm.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
We were talking about Non Sequiturs when the squirrel bit me.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
I wish I had super powers. Or, failing that, a car.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
When giving advice, always use this sentence structure.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
Don't Panic! (unless, ya know, things are really, really bad)
of 63 votes, 17% like it
I honestly want to see more zombies.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
Am I Sarcastic Yet?
of 69 votes, 19% like it
The World: Sad, yet... Hilarious!
of 60 votes, 22% like it
Procrastinating Anarchist Organization: "We don't do much.&q
of 65 votes, 20% like it
You really don't see anvils much anymore, do you?
of 70 votes, 43% like it
Haikus are fun to, Write except when you have one, too many sylla
of 61 votes, 31% like it
I refuse to wear anything with writing on it!
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Anyone who believes in the death penalty should be shot.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
That guy stole my idea from the future!
of 61 votes, 16% like it
This is a T-shirt. Below this, perhaps pants!
of 67 votes, 27% like it
I stole this t-shirt. God only knows why it had this text on it.
of 67 votes, 24% like it
We åpøløgïze før thïs Tee.
of 66 votes, 21% like it
Under no circumstances should you take advice from T Shirts.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
If Fonzie punched a Zombie, would it come back to life?
of 59 votes, 24% like it
Life is God's reality show.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
This sentence is a lie. (Prove Otherwise)
of 60 votes, 18% like it
So this guy walks into a bar wearing a pretentious T-Shirt...
of 60 votes, 17% like it
I really have nothing to say, but I want to say it all the same.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
The immediate monetary rewards of college are unsatisfactory.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
Rhyming is about Timing
of 65 votes, 18% like it
No, YOUR mom is a palindrome!
of 64 votes, 19% like it
CIVILIAN UNIFORM
of 65 votes, 17% like it
I like you, your silly.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
Everything is alright, in that "not-at-all" kinda way.
of 72 votes, 22% like it
will work for pay.
of 69 votes, 17% like it
Me grammar are excellently!
of 69 votes, 20% like it
I am Jack's T-Shirt. Without me, Jack would be naked.
of 69 votes, 26% like it
Bellevue Mental Institution is not getting this shirt back.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
This is camoflogue. While you read it, I sneak away.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
Robots think we taste like bacon. Seriously. Look it up.
of 70 votes, 21% like it
Studies show that 58.9% of all statistics are false.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
Will work for Caffeine.
of 68 votes, 12% like it
Pain sucks. That is why I avoid it.
of 67 votes, 13% like it
Don't kill me! I like you! Killing me will change that!
of 69 votes, 23% like it
This is not the most important thing ever written.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
It is easier to talk to me than to read my T Shirt.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
If I wanted to make a point, I wouldn't use a T-Shirt.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
I <3 Text.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
T Shirts are not a scholarly reputable forum.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
A T-Shirt is niether the time nor place to share my thoughts.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
I think therefore I am, but you...
of 62 votes, 15% like it
I like you. ^_^
of 62 votes, 15% like it
You wouldn't like me when I'm pissed.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
There is no running from Zombie Jesus.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
Life's alright. Not great, but alright.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
Ironically, Altruism often ends in gun shot wounds.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
Chocolate is good. Other things not so much, but chocolate: good.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
Down with slogans.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
You're pretty cool, in that "not-so-much" kinda way.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
This shirt's name is Ana. She likes apples and fabric softner.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
Were all the same in the eyes of the Zombie Horde.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
My friend is Canadian. She's cool like that.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
I sold my soul to the dark one and all I got was this lowsy Tee.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
I solemnly swear not to devour any human flesh... ...today.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Hell is a small room with this T Shirt nailed to a chicken.
of 62 votes, 5% like it
Zombies are a lot like Toast, in that "not-at-all" sorta way...
of 62 votes, 18% like it
$50k Tuition, Please Help!
of 62 votes, 16% like it
Proud Member of The Zombie Union, Local 5678.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
Today, I found out that Cannibalism is frowned upon.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Zombies like brains.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
My other zombie is a car.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Zombies: mindless, slow, hungry for flesh. Texas: see "zombies".
of 63 votes, 17% like it
I fear Texas.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
My other car is a zombie.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
QUIXOTIC (kwik'sätik): an awesome word
of 62 votes, 15% like it
L-b-X-9-H-2-3, wish I knew my A-B-C's...
of 63 votes, 11% like it
This is an apple.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
LIFE: sexually transmitted, 100% mortality rate. beat that!
of 64 votes, 14% like it
Satan Clause: better presents, higher cost.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
Procrasti.........................
of 63 votes, 14% like it
T Shirts: Where wisdom comes from
of 63 votes, 16% like it
Life is like a straight line, but with curves!
of 64 votes, 25% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!?!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
"Crapulence" is a very misleading word.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
"Don't trust quotes."
of 57 votes, 14% like it
"Punny" is not an acceptable word.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
¡NO HABLO ESPAÑOL! (¡SOY SERIO!)
of 52 votes, 15% like it
"!?!"[what it would look like if I was surprised in a c
of 29 votes, 3% like it
"PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS" is a lo
of 32 votes, 6% like it
1 1337 7h3r340r3 1 4m.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
1337 15 4 w4573 04 71m3
of 55 votes, 11% like it
2+2=5 (no one said this shirt would teach you math)
of 61 votes, 13% like it
? (don't ask)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
All I know I learned from a Fictional Kid and an Imaginary Tiger
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Alliteration Accentuates Attire Annotations Advantageously
of 56 votes, 11% like it
Altruism is not an idea easily expressed in a T Shirt.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
And they was all like, Zombies, and what-not.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Anti-Robot T-Shirt: Finish this sentence: Pi is 3.1415...
of 53 votes, 9% like it
APATHY: dominant youth state for 25 years en-counting!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
ASK YOURSELF: When have I ever actually seen a Swordsmen?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
At the precipice of Armageddon, I conclude that life was okay.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Being crazy rocks, and we... uh, I mean "I"... should know!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
BEING PAID TO RECIEVE FREE MONEY (the American dream)
of 52 votes, 4% like it
Being raised by psychiatrists is a real mind job.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Bruce Lee was Awesome.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
CANADA: My Favorite State
of 51 votes, 10% like it
CANADA: where there are no zombies
of 57 votes, 11% like it
CARL: (this T Shirt has a NAME!)
of 52 votes, 8% like it
Cell Phones DO NOT go in the Microwave!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Damn, I 'm 15 minutes late for the opera!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
Death knows not emotion nor malice. These are human.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Death should not be feared, for with it comes release.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
Declarative Statement B-82S-9596-Z!
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Define "Slogan".
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Delirium is like an apple in the form of a salmon, ya dig?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Delirium is like an apple in the form of a salmon, ya dig?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
DEPRESSION: Like Happiness, but not!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Do a Barrelroll!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Do not read this Tee Shirt.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Don't hate me cause I'm evil.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Don't judge a book by its T Shirt Slogan.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Ever try to make a palindrome containing the word "palindrom
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Ever try to make a palindrome containing the word palindrome?
of 44 votes, 16% like it
fact is fiction
of 55 votes, 9% like it
Far fewer things can fly in reality. That is why reality sucks.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
Findwhereonebeginsandanotherendsfriendthatisall.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
Former Property of Bellevue Asylum.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
God Dam It! (what God would do if he was a beaver)
of 49 votes, 4% like it
Happiness is elusive, like Bigfoot, but with fewer sightings.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Happiness is way more fun than depression.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Hell is a room with a chair nailed to the ceiling.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Hell is New Jersey.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
Help; I'm trapped in a T Shirt Factory!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
HOLY CRAPULENCE!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
How do you say "F#$@ing Awesome!" in Gaelic?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I am 379% sarcastic exaggeration.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I am a Non Sequitur.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
I Am A Registered Anarchist
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I Am An Internet MEME.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
I am profoundly dissapointed by Emo Spidey
of 38 votes, 11% like it
I am so tired of the passage of time!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
I am the only person I know who wants to be a Blacksmith.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I am tired... -_-
of 54 votes, 6% like it
I come to you with nothing but the shirt upon my back.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
I consider myself the Hemmingway of clothing captions!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
I deserve THE BEST, and this T-shirt confirms that fact!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I don't have to impress YOU!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
I don't know, I don't care, but I do dance.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
I don't see the point of the Latin edition of Harry Potter!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I don't think I will ever have the need for a Globe.
of 53 votes, 2% like it
I find pain to be enjoyable in that "not at all" sorta way.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
I HATE declarations!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
I hate pears, really, how can you possibly like them!?!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
I have never read anything important on a T-Shirt.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
I imagine Hell as a run cycle from Scooby-Doo.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I know what ruthless means, but what the hell is " ruthfull
of 0 votes, 0% like it
I know what ruthless means, but what the hell is "ruthfull&q
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
i like food, sometimes, when, ya know, i'm hungry...
of 53 votes, 6% like it
I never though I would be desperate enough to write a T Shirt.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
I Procrastinate, Therefore I...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
I refuse to accept your reasonable compromise!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I solemnly swear not to devour any human flesh.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
I SPEAK GOOD!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
I take too much joy out of making cars explode.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I think that "Winning by Default" would be a good super
of 40 votes, 3% like it
I vote for ZOMBIE LINCOLN!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
I want a new T Shirt.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
I want to be reincarnated a smarter kind of monkey.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
I want you to realize that I spent all my money on this T shirt.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
I will not procrastina... Oh, #@$% it! I'll finish this tomorrow!
of 58 votes, 16% like it
I wish I had the durability and resilience of a cartoon character
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I wish this Tee was legitimate ID to prove I'm 21.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I wish video games had given me more reasonable goals
of 43 votes, 14% like it
I'm A Robot! (Except by "Robot", I mean "Not A Rob
of 1 votes, 100% like it
I'm an object! (applies to this shirt or wearer of said shirt)
of 49 votes, 4% like it
IDEA!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
If all else fails, post lewd pictures on the internet.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
If I could invent a superhero, I'd invent Bat-Man.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
If I wanted you to know what I'm thinking, I'd talk to you.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
If I were Zombies, I'd be many. That way, we'd get more brains.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
If the Joker starts to make sense, you should probably be worried
of 9 votes, 11% like it
If you own a Mac, type ctrl+alt+command+8. It's cool!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
In a reverse time universe, copyright law becomes convoluted.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
In reverse-time universes, 20/20hindsight is totally more awesome
of 53 votes, 11% like it
In the event of catastrophic failure, use Sarcasm!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Indeed!?!
of 53 votes, 6% like it
INDIFFERENCE is okay.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Insert witty and/or awe-inspiring remark here.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Is this too ironic?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
It is harder to write a good T Shirt than you think.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
It would be awesome if I was a superhero!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I'm bad!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
L'Überfantastica!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
LEARN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH NOW!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Legalize Vandalism
of 51 votes, 12% like it
Less than 20% of people like my T-Shirt Slogans.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
Life+Zombies+Shotguns=ADVENTURE
of 54 votes, 11% like it
Me speaks bad English? That Unpossible!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Monkeys: Them fellas can climb!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
MUGGERS: Take what you want but know this: I have no money.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
My major is zombyology, sutdy of the walking dead.
of 53 votes, 2% like it
My other T-Shirt is a Straitjacket.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Never read T-Shirts without consulting your psychiatrist.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
Nihilism is not an acceptable way to deal with your break-up.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
No one ever learned math from a T-shirt
of 63 votes, 14% like it
Of Eloquence and Wit, I have naught to say but "Go $%#@ Yo's
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Once they taste it, a cow's hunger for flesh is never satiated.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Palindrome-Zombie Ceasar: "Evil Ides reversed, I Live!"
of 53 votes, 13% like it
Pirate Monkeys ROCK!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Please fill out form A-T6 three months prior to mugging me.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
Proud Member of Anarchists United
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Proud Member of the Mijority!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Proud to be not gay, but supportive of sexual choice.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Quixotic ideals are rarely perpetuated by T-Shirts.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
Reading this has put you in tickle range!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
register all complaints with my t shirt
of 52 votes, 2% like it
Smoking Kills, but Life Sucks.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Sppeed is no Replaceiment for Acurranacy
of 2 votes, 0% like it
T Shirts: the only way to put my ideas on my chest WITHOUT pain.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
T-SHIRTS! (Now with 80% less meaning!)
of 54 votes, 9% like it
T-Shirts: A not-so-scholaraly form of knowledge.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
T-Shirts: For when I'm too lazy to speak on my own.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
TEE SHIRT OF FABRIC: +5 defence against cool weather & dark m
of 3 votes, 0% like it
The first man-made object to break the cound barrier was a whip.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
THE PIRATE MONKEYS! (it's an awesome name)
of 53 votes, 4% like it
THE TEE SHIRT OF FABRIC: +5DEF against cool weather & magic
of 44 votes, 14% like it
The Truth? On T-Shirts? Get Outta Here, You Punk!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
The World: so sad, yet at the same time, hilarious.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
There are 10 kinds of people, 9 of which don't know binary.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
There is no limit to misunderstanding in Humanity.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
Things may be bad, but atleast I have chocolate!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
This is a $6600.00 suit, it was handmade in Italy.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
This is my ANGRY shirt!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
This Shirt Just Got Real!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
This shirt will never be an internet meme.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Touch me and you die.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
TUXEDO (prove otherwise)
of 55 votes, 15% like it
T_T ^_^ o_O
of 55 votes, 11% like it
Unlikely Political Slogan 1: Think of the Bloodshed!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Unlikely Political Slogan 2: When Will The Children End!?!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Useful Phrase for Brazil: Ajude-me! Não Falo Português!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
Useless French: Je suis Napoleon!
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Useless Portuguese: Eu sou Fernão de Magalhães.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
Vampires can never attack when you least expect it.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
w00t the g0p! pwned!
of 53 votes, 6% like it
What happened to your door knob present?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
Why is it that "Verb", "Ajective", and "
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Why is it that people feel a need to read my clothes?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Why is it that the more you know, the less secure you feel?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Why the hell is zero plural?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Wisdom is the result of survivng Stupidity
of 60 votes, 15% like it
You are just stupid enough to find a way to spell "Mom"
of 5 votes, 20% like it
You are just stupid enough to find a way to spell "Mom"
of 2 votes, 0% like it
You can call me awesome. Mr. Awesome.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
You're just stupid enough to find a way to spell "Mom"
of 3 votes, 0% like it
^_^ O_OT_T-_-O_ov_v^_^
of 55 votes, 9% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/384987/epocalypse
Young artist, writer and film maker. going to NYU's Tisch School of the Arts. Living in New York is kicking, but not cheap. trying to raise money for my, you know. life. Hope that plan works out.Well. peace, new friends!
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