Going back to my /
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Predictive txt is book.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Sometimes, when I laugh, a little bit of wee comes out.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Do you know the way to San Jose?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Make it so!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Now lets blow this thing and go home!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Built for comfort.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, I am a lesbian.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If men had periods.....
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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If I had boobies, I would stay at home all day......
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Like you care.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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My dog ate my other T-shirt.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Ahead of the fashion curve.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Well it seemed like a good idea at the time......
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Hold me........*sob*
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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T-shirt slogans. Mildly amusing since '69.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Do I look like I give a stuff? Really?
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Your point being......?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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And......relax.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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WARNING: Contains sarcasm and traces of irony.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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WARNING: Contains smut and innuendo.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Would you like to see my cat?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Virgins converted. Apply within.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Disco is NOT dead.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I can boogie, but I need a certain song.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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You dancing? I'm asking!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I love my girlfriend. My wife? Not so much.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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My wife always comes first. Always.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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My girlfriend always comes first. Always.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Are yours clean? Mine are. Wanna check?
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Does your mother know you go out dressed like that?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I'm just a hunk of burning love, me.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Something for the weekend?
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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DO NOT TOUCH!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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..so then I said "No, not that one!" but it was too lat
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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<pants>
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v1.0
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Oooo, you are awful! But I like you.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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What DO you look like?
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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And now for something completely different.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Any minute now, the sky will fall in.....
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Fankoo
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Far. Queue.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Far cough
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Look, it's not me, it's you.....
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Milk & 2 Sugars, thanks!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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