END DICTATORSHIP: abolish shorthand
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Sometimes I think oranges must resent the comparison.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Think about Descartes
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Does my existentialist philosophy make me look fat?
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Be kind to animal crackers
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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You say tomato, I say spaghetti-o's.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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No... I'm probably not thinking what you're thinking.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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Darwin was an optimist.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is tech support.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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The world needs more pillow forts.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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You knock my socks off. (Can I have them back now?)
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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Insert cookies to continue
of 77 votes, 36% like it
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There can be only one. Unless we're talking about cookies.
of 75 votes, 21% like it
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Old enough to remember actually shaking Polaroid pictures
of 74 votes, 30% like it
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Owls ask too many questions.
of 69 votes, 38% like it
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The butler did it.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Has anyone seen my motivation?
of 66 votes, 30% like it
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Don't judge a book by its ISBN.
of 68 votes, 31% like it
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I am not your target demographic.
of 70 votes, 31% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Oh wait, yes they do. Never mind.
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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Ready... set... EVOLVE
of 81 votes, 21% like it
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We're gonna need a bigger handbasket.
of 80 votes, 20% like it
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