I know it's only a rumor because I made it up
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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waiting for the day i wake up and realise i've been murdered
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not gay, I just only have girlfriends
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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2 Macs 1 Remote
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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getting serious about serious matters
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I saw it on telly
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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i was born too young
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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you look tired, fancy sleeping with me?
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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if you're reading this, i'm not alone
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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everybody looks like a mime in a picture
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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follow me to the next flashmob event
of 61 votes, 0% like it
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if i like i try, if it fits i buy
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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i need more money for tshirts, this is for sale.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I need more money for tshirts
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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When I was younger I was full of myself, now I am empty.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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stent happens
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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ney a spud to be gotten
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I can read it for you if you like, aaaagh too late
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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the cat climbed the four
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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I'm a star without the sky
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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no hummer what a bummer
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I was a young lad when I was growing up
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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what did blue say to red? yellow
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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long slogans are not worth reading
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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the 80's are just over 70 years away
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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hot... hey I just gave you a complement
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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omg you're a stranger
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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otherwise I'd be nude
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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my t-shirt only plays wma format
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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i'm off work tomorrow
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I'm looking for the next one
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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49% popular
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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my nipples are hidden behind this
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I caught your eye, wish I had something to show you
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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i was slightly disappointed with this tee
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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I wish I could see your bum
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I've never had a one night stand I always lie down
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I wonder what you're thinking
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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elephant poo
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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far queue
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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ya they're fake... but keep looking
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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a e i o u 10 bucks
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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txt ur bit on d side, tell her ya luv 'er
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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There is some craic in Ireland
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I can read it for you if you like
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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brrrr I should be wearing a hoodie
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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looking for female, 6ft, blonde hair and must be able to read
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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