Have you seen my other glass slipper?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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We're at the Coffee Bean and there is NO solution!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Why can't your face be on that body?
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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friend + enemy = frienemy
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Trust me you need 24 hours of beauty sleep!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I remember you from Alcoholics Anonymous!
of 51 votes, 35% like it
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TIVO = DV-R cable
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Band Aid = adhesive bandages
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Q-Tips = cotton swabs
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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There's a loop hole for everything
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Don't say "bite me" to a vampire!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Even clown college won't give you a degree!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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...only on the days that end with Y!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Wishing on stars is silly, throw pennies in the fountain!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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What's so great about "California Girls"?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Save the Planet: Let's make everyday Saturday!
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Not caring makes me seem heartless, but really I just hate you!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Inadequacy is the rich man's depression!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I know I can do better, but GREAT is pushing it!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Who needs real friends when I have a forum.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I refuse to talk to you, dancing cactus!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I know you carry legal paper, but I want illegal!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Rubber Duckies are Plastic?
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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