Mr. Wander
Mr. Wander aka Andrew Phillips is a 23.13 year old boy, has been a member since October 31, 2006, has scored 96 submissions, giving an average score of 3.24.
This shirt is greener on the other side.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
In the meal of life, some go hungry. Often literally.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Food for thought; a fair trade.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Who will take omnivore to its logical conclusion?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
FDA WARNING: Do not eat the contents of this shirt.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
One more ______ can't hurt...
of 28 votes, 0% like it
Blasphlegmy: Sneezing on a Bible.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
The pen is mightier than the sword, except in a swordfight.
of 59 votes, 41% like it
My imaginary friends are cooler than you.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
My memory's not what it used to be...I think.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
Things were so simple when I knew nothing.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
Death is not the end. I believe in zombies.
of 69 votes, 38% like it
If at first you don't succeed, delegate.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
A penny saved is a penny eternally grateful.
of 75 votes, 28% like it
Fools rush in where wise men say there's candy.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
Reality is just a theory.
of 77 votes, 32% like it
One more level, then I'll go to bed.
of 75 votes, 24% like it
Violence promotes video games.
of 74 votes, 32% like it
Life has very realistic graphics.
of 78 votes, 38% like it
My best ideas come at 3am...and I sleep through them.
of 75 votes, 29% like it
No one appreciates grammar like I does.
of 73 votes, 26% like it
Once upon a time, in the land of Sentence Fragments...
of 82 votes, 34% like it
Exaggerating since 1372.
of 84 votes, 43% like it
Imaginary friend for hire.
of 80 votes, 23% like it
There's something about fire, but I can't put my finger on it.
of 94 votes, 41% like it
Originality is clichéd.
of 86 votes, 28% like it
Stop messing with reality. We need it.
of 84 votes, 31% like it
Remind me to sleep occasionally.
of 82 votes, 29% like it
(Diagonally) SASH GOES HERE
of 84 votes, 25% like it
The world needs a sarcasm font.
of 87 votes, 47% like it
Dead musicians decompose.
of 104 votes, 53% like it
Pedestrians: Changing the world, one step at a time.
of 84 votes, 20% like it
My genius cannot be denied, merely ignored.
of 86 votes, 36% like it
Life needs an Esc key.
of 92 votes, 26% like it
Time: Making tomorrow today.
of 90 votes, 36% like it
The game of life is rigged.
of 90 votes, 19% like it
Reality Participant
of 101 votes, 23% like it
If you can read this, I lost my sweater.
of 106 votes, 27% like it
If you don't excercise your rights, they get out of shape.
of 103 votes, 25% like it
non·sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd.
of 135 votes, 60% like it
I'm a kleptomaniac, but I'm taking something.
of 109 votes, 24% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
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of 35 votes, 11% like it
(over chest)I can't breathe!(over stomach) I'm hungry!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
(Vertically)Nooooooooo(at bottom)*thunk*
of 45 votes, 11% like it
...and the Lord said, "IDDQD"
of 54 votes, 7% like it
2+2=4. Trust me.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
A good deed is its own reward. Ask for another.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
A rolling stone gathers no moss...save the Spotted Hunting Moss.
of 67 votes, 6% like it
Aah! Aaaah! AAAAAAH! That's better.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
Afraid of strangers? I can help.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Aquifers are necessary for well-being.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
backup shirt
of 82 votes, 18% like it
Be afraid. We need more fraids.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
Bizarro has difficulty with sarcasm.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
CANCEL ORDER
of 51 votes, 6% like it
Change. Get used to it.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Denial lets you live forever.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
Denial: Because it's not really gonna happen.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...goose!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Excess misinformation causes cancer.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
For some reason I can't put more than 65 characters onto a T-shir
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Get &#1092;&#1072;&#1082;&#1090;
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Give imaginary people the vote!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
Here comes the protagonist.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
High scores are fleeting, gaming is eternal.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
Homeopathic financier - Give me a little money.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
How many of your high scores do you remember?
of 55 votes, 5% like it
I am no longer contagious.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
I am the ruler of Absentia.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
I am the ruler of Esoteria.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
I don't mean to boast...but I'm so good at it.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
I found god in the dictionary.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
I got the high score playing The Fool.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
I keep picking flowers, but I can't throw fireballs.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
I lost the key to my happy place.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
I remember when all this was a protoplanetary disc.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I shouldn't be here.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
I was fired from my one-man band.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
I'm first in my boasting class.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
I'm on a victory lap.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
I'm trapped in my happy place!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
I'm unique. And it's terminal.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
If found, please return to Asbestos Clothing Test Facility
of 40 votes, 18% like it
If you can read this, I can dress myself.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
If you're controlling my thoughts, let me know.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
Impending doom...
of 45 votes, 13% like it
In the absence of arrows there is chaos!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
Knowing where I'm going is important, if you follow me.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Lemmings teaches you sometimes must kill everyone and start over.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Life is just a phase your going through.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
LIVE WELL (So don't draw water from it.)
of 45 votes, 11% like it
Magic is too hard.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
Meet the locals when in Doubt.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Mirage Inspector
of 42 votes, 7% like it
My enemies have paranoia-inducing ray guns!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
Non sequitors are hippo.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Oh...I see.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Patience............................................is important.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
Polish your verse; Wax Lyrical.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
Powered by chemicals
of 79 votes, 18% like it
Queue forms here.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Read a book instead.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
READ THIS OUT LOUD!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
Reading this will make you feel itchy.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
Reality Escapee
of 51 votes, 14% like it
Reality Inspector
of 57 votes, 11% like it
Reality keeps upsetting my plans.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Shin Kickers Incorporated: The best foot forward.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
Short term memory loss can lead to short term memory loss.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
Speak when you're spoken to. Or, after they've finished speaking.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
Steal is to stole as steel is to steeled.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Step 1: Befuddle the masses with T-shirt slogans.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
Step 1: Placate the masses with T-shirt slogans.
of 91 votes, 16% like it
Talk to a stranger.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
Taxmen see debt people.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
Temporal Solutions Inc: Call us so you don't have to.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
The paranoid are out to get me.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Theft reactant dye triggered.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
There are paranoid people everywhere!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
There's nothing like a simile.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
They're putting slogans on T-shirts now.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
This is reality. You have been warned.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
This is the preachiest slogan you will ever read.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
This may be the last shirt I ever wear.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
This shirt was brought to you by the letter T
of 55 votes, 16% like it
Time travel makes copyright redundant.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Unnecessary letters make life grrreeaat!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
Warning: This reality is yet to receive classification.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
We need a sarcasm font.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
When in Danger, do as the Dangerous do.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
When in Doubt, do as the Doubtians do.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
Would you like an unsolicited opinion?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
You can't spell "ELABORATING" without "BORING"
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Update: Oct 13, '08
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