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Mr. Wander
aka Andrew Phillips is a 26.75 year old boy, has been a member since October 31, 2006, has scored 97 submissions, giving an average score of 3.25, helping 9 designs get printed.
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Self-referential Tshirts are passe So are metareferential Tshirts
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Knife and f**k
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Mandatory brain surgery makes everyone happy.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt references Wikipedia. [citation needed]
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Earth is on a collision course with space!
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Follow your dreams and get back to work.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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afk atm
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Gravity is getting me down.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Englissh speling
mastre of the yeer of oure Lorde 1392
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm sinking help me!
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False alarm.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Uncertain doom might be more dangerous.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Need work to pay off loan for "Need work" shirt.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt is greener on the other side.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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In the meal of life, some go hungry. Often literally.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Food for thought; a fair trade.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Who will take omnivore to its logical conclusion?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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FDA WARNING: Do not eat the contents of this shirt.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Blasphlegmy: Sneezing on a Bible.
of 66 votes, 32% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword, except in a swordfight.
of 70 votes, 41% like it
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My imaginary friends are cooler than you.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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My memory's not what it used to be...I think.
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Things were so simple when I knew nothing.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Death is not the end. I believe in zombies.
of 80 votes, 39% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, delegate.
of 73 votes, 22% like it
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A penny saved is a penny eternally grateful.
of 82 votes, 27% like it
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Fools rush in where wise men say there's candy.
of 74 votes, 24% like it
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Reality is just a theory.
of 84 votes, 32% like it
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One more level, then I'll go to bed.
of 81 votes, 23% like it
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Violence promotes video games.
of 81 votes, 33% like it
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Life has very realistic graphics.
of 86 votes, 37% like it
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My best ideas come at 3am...and I sleep through them.
of 83 votes, 28% like it
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No one appreciates grammar like I does.
of 79 votes, 25% like it
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Once upon a time, in the land of Sentence Fragments...
of 91 votes, 34% like it
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Exaggerating since 1372.
of 93 votes, 41% like it
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Imaginary friend for hire.
of 87 votes, 22% like it
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There's something about fire, but I can't put my finger on it.
of 103 votes, 43% like it
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Originality is clichéd.
of 93 votes, 27% like it
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Stop messing with reality. We need it.
of 90 votes, 29% like it
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Remind me to sleep occasionally.
of 88 votes, 27% like it
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(Diagonally) SASH GOES HERE
of 92 votes, 24% like it
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The world needs a sarcasm font.
of 96 votes, 46% like it
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Dead musicians decompose.
of 117 votes, 55% like it
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Pedestrians: Changing the world, one step at a time.
of 91 votes, 20% like it
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My genius cannot be denied, merely ignored.
of 93 votes, 33% like it
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Life needs an Esc key.
of 100 votes, 25% like it
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Time: Making tomorrow today.
of 99 votes, 34% like it
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The game of life is rigged.
of 95 votes, 18% like it
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Reality Participant
of 107 votes, 21% like it
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If you can read this, I lost my sweater.
of 113 votes, 27% like it
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If you don't excercise your rights, they get out of shape.
of 111 votes, 25% like it
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non·sense [non-sens] –noun: 1. Trv qoxla jijy progsfd.
of 149 votes, 61% like it
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I'm a kleptomaniac, but I'm taking something.
of 117 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
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of 35 votes, 11% like it
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(over chest)I can't breathe!(over stomach) I'm hungry!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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(Vertically)Nooooooooo(at bottom)*thunk*
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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...and the Lord said, "IDDQD"
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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2+2=4. Trust me.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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A good deed is its own reward. Ask for another.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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A rolling stone gathers no moss...save the Spotted Hunting Moss.
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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Aah! Aaaah! AAAAAAH! That's better.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Afraid of strangers? I can help.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Aquifers are necessary for well-being.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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backup shirt
of 82 votes, 18% like it
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Be afraid. We need more fraids.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Bizarro has difficulty with sarcasm.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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CANCEL ORDER
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Change. Get used to it.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Denial lets you live forever.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Denial: Because it's not really gonna happen.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...goose!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Excess misinformation causes cancer.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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For some reason I can't put more than 65 characters onto a T-shir
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Get факт
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Give imaginary people the vote!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Here comes the protagonist.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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High scores are fleeting, gaming is eternal.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Homeopathic financier - Give me a little money.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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How many of your high scores do you remember?
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I am no longer contagious.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I am the ruler of Absentia.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I am the ruler of Esoteria.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I don't mean to boast...but I'm so good at it.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I found god in the dictionary.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I got the high score playing The Fool.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I keep picking flowers, but I can't throw fireballs.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I lost the key to my happy place.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I remember when all this was a protoplanetary disc.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I shouldn't be here.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I was fired from my one-man band.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I'm first in my boasting class.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I'm on a victory lap.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I'm trapped in my happy place!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I'm unique. And it's terminal.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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If found, please return to Asbestos Clothing Test Facility
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this, I can dress myself.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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If you're controlling my thoughts, let me know.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Impending doom...
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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In the absence of arrows there is chaos!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Knowing where I'm going is important, if you follow me.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Lemmings teaches you sometimes must kill everyone and start over.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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LIVE WELL (So don't draw water from it.)
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Magic is too hard.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Meet the locals when in Doubt.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Mirage Inspector
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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My enemies have paranoia-inducing ray guns!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Non sequitors are hippo.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Oh...I see.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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One more ______ can't hurt...
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Patience............................................is important.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Polish your verse; Wax Lyrical.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Powered by chemicals
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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Queue forms here.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Read a book instead.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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READ THIS OUT LOUD!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Reading this will make you feel itchy.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Reality Escapee
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Reality Inspector
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Reality keeps upsetting my plans.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Shin Kickers Incorporated: The best foot forward.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Short term memory loss can lead to short term memory loss.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Speak when you're spoken to. Or, after they've finished speaking.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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Steal is to stole as steel is to steeled.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Step 1: Befuddle the masses with T-shirt slogans.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Step 1: Placate the masses with T-shirt slogans.
of 91 votes, 16% like it
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Talk to a stranger.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Taxmen see debt people.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Temporal Solutions Inc: Call us so you don't have to.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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The paranoid are out to get me.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Theft reactant dye triggered.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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There are paranoid people everywhere!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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There's nothing like a simile.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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They're putting slogans on T-shirts now.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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This is reality. You have been warned.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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This is the preachiest slogan you will ever read.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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This may be the last shirt I ever wear.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt was brought to you by the letter T
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Time travel makes copyright redundant.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Unnecessary letters make life grrreeaat!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Warning: This reality is yet to receive classification.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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We need a sarcasm font.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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When in Danger, do as the Dangerous do.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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When in Doubt, do as the Doubtians do.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Would you like an unsolicited opinion?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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You can't spell "ELABORATING" without "BORING"
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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