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wildchild0161 aka Chelsea is a 19.75 year old girl, has been a member since October 29, 2006, has scored 525 submissions, giving an average score of 3.51.
Music isn't everything, but it's right up there with oxygen
of 46 votes, 22% like it
Heroes die first.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
I'm not poor. I live creatively.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
Naptime for all time.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
I'm available, but I charge double on Sundays.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Middle school called: they want their drama back.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf
of 55 votes, 29% like it
Be a rebel. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag.
of 64 votes, 36% like it
Ok then, what's the speed of dark?
of 63 votes, 35% like it
Q is for Chuck Norris. As is every other letter in the alphabet
of 60 votes, 27% like it
Yes Mr. Hammer, I can touch that
of 53 votes, 28% like it
If you need space, join NASA
of 54 votes, 31% like it
YOU, OFF MY PLANET!
of 53 votes, 26% like it
I liked you. Note the past tense
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Sticks and stones break my bones, but words may make me punch you
of 65 votes, 31% like it
Pirate for hire
of 64 votes, 23% like it
Butterflies are really just winged zombies
of 61 votes, 21% like it
If Einstein was alive, he would punch you in the face
of 64 votes, 31% like it
Edgar Allen Poe- The original emo
of 66 votes, 35% like it
Country music gives me hives
of 62 votes, 16% like it
I am the future of America. Leave while you can
of 63 votes, 21% like it
My 80's mobile phone can be used for self defense
of 62 votes, 24% like it
If duct tape aspirin or bandaids can't fix it; you have a problem
of 60 votes, 25% like it
If you can't think outside of the box, aim for the triangle
of 61 votes, 18% like it
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
Barbie did WHAT with G.I. Joe?
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Good morning is an oxymoron
of 60 votes, 25% like it
Money isn't everything, but it's right up there with oxygen
of 60 votes, 23% like it
It's been the worst day since yesterday
of 59 votes, 20% like it
Please, do us all a favor and don't breed
of 59 votes, 15% like it
The best things in life are free, plus shipping and handling
of 59 votes, 22% like it
Defy gravity. All the cool kids are doing it
of 60 votes, 20% like it
I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
of 60 votes, 27% like it
Secret admirer: A stalker with stationery
of 58 votes, 17% like it
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you
of 57 votes, 19% like it
If I look confused, I most likely am
of 59 votes, 25% like it
Hug a tree. They have less issues than people
of 59 votes, 29% like it
Join the dark side and receive a free toaster
of 60 votes, 37% like it
God said come forth & get enternal life but John came 5th & lost
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Don't blame me, I didn't vote!
of 59 votes, 20% like it
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
Nice car. Must have been a big cereal box.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
People ruin everything
of 60 votes, 17% like it
Don't mind me, I just wander aimlessly from room to room
of 61 votes, 21% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch
of 46 votes, 7% like it
Am I missing something obvious?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
America: More buffets per square mile than people
of 46 votes, 15% like it
And he was like, RAWR!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
As we speak, ninjas are meeting to plot my demise
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Band: We know drama
of 46 votes, 9% like it
Based on my detailed analysis, I've come to a conclusion-you suck
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Bask in my glory
of 52 votes, 17% like it
Be poor. It's cheaper
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Bigger and better fractions down in Room 116
of 41 votes, 7% like it
Boys have cooties, kick their booties
of 42 votes, 17% like it
Buffet? I'll bring the defibrillator!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Buy a ladder and get over yourself
of 53 votes, 19% like it
By reading this shirt, you wasted 5 seconds of your life
of 63 votes, 13% like it
C is for Chuck Norris. As is every other letter in the alphabet
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Call me by my gangster name: Funky Fresh
of 45 votes, 11% like it
Call me fat now, but wait until I survive the second Ice Age
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Can't we discuss this over cookies and milk?
of 60 votes, 22% like it
Can't you just hear the dramatic music?
of 59 votes, 17% like it
Candy? You bet.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Clever is getting out alive
of 61 votes, 18% like it
Cookies and Milk are so 1993. Give Santa Beer
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Cue maniacal laughter
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Damn childproof locks...
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Did you ever notice most Disney characters are obscene?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Did you wash your face with ugly soap?
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Ding Dong, the psycho's gone
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Dinomight!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Do they have turtle maternity shells?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Don't Get Mad, Get Pirate.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
Don't hit a pig with a stick, it doesn't accomplish anything
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Don't leave your pirate at home.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Drugs can create beautiful things
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Edgar Allen Poe- The original emo poet
of 43 votes, 28% like it
Edgar Allen Poe; original emo.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
Elvis is coming and he's bringing chips
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Essay: Explain something that could have been said in 2 sentences
of 60 votes, 18% like it
Even my issues have issues
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Everyone understands but you
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Everyone's mom loves Kenny G
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Everytime you show your face, God kills a kitten
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Excuse me while I go glue my head to my desk
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Excuse me, have you seen the gnomes running around with my pants?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
February 14th = Singles Awareness Day
of 59 votes, 22% like it
For the love of God, put your pants back on
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Forget relationships. I've got music.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
Forget relationships. Where's my iPod?
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Freshmen, guard your kidneys.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Gamer for hire
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Get your daily dose of music
of 58 votes, 10% like it
Go away, you fail at life
of 47 votes, 4% like it
god may plan my life but I take wrong turns to see if he gets mad
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Golden toasters are the new status symbols
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Good tries don't count for anything in the real world
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Google watches your every move
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Google-ing fat people: a never fail way to raise your self esteem
of 60 votes, 18% like it
Got Osteoporosis?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Guns don't kill people; people with mullets kill people
of 57 votes, 16% like it
He could have birds in his afro - I swear!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Heavily medicated for your protection.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
Hello, my name is Your Mom
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Here's the number of a plastic surgeon. Use it
of 42 votes, 2% like it
Hi, I don't care, thanks.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Hormones suck.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
How to have fun- throw a dollar into a crowded room
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Human organ blackmarket- why God gave you two kidneys
of 61 votes, 21% like it
I am hiding under your bed
of 43 votes, 16% like it
I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I beg of you, shoot me if I wear holiday jewelry when I get old
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I can't beat you up, but I can snap in a Z formation!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
I choose to blame Pac-Man for America's obesity
of 43 votes, 16% like it
I dare you to actually say something intelligent
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I don't sing in the shower, I dance
of 58 votes, 17% like it
I hate you. Die.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
I know kung-fu, and 34 other dangerous words
of 48 votes, 13% like it
I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an honor student
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I love chicken thigh pie
of 35 votes, 0% like it
I love UFO encounters
of 41 votes, 7% like it
I love you. And frankly, that's exciting.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
I love you. Have an acorn
of 61 votes, 21% like it
I may fail at life, but I'm wicked cool
of 46 votes, 9% like it
I play air guitar for an air band
of 61 votes, 18% like it
I prefer chocolate for my substance abuse
of 61 votes, 16% like it
I think I just lost a brain cell by talking to you
of 46 votes, 13% like it
I think, therefore I watch T.V.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
I want it deepfried, supersized and covered in cheese
of 42 votes, 10% like it
I was wearing my heart on my sleeve till it started raining
of 46 votes, 13% like it
I wish I smelled like Christmas
of 59 votes, 15% like it
I'd bite that for a dollar
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I'm a sexy gnome
of 11 votes, 0% like it
I'm cool. (P.S.- You're not)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I'm guessing I'm not in Antarctica anymore
of 52 votes, 19% like it
I'm not fluent in idiot, so speak slowly and clearly please
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I'm not paying for this tragedy
of 52 votes, 13% like it
I'm not short, I'm just unusually not tall
of 46 votes, 20% like it
I'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball
of 59 votes, 14% like it
I'm so cool I actually wear my sunglasses during the day
of 12 votes, 0% like it
I'm so smart! S-M-R-T!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I'm sorry, am I too awesome for you?
of 61 votes, 21% like it
I'm very important to your pathetic existence
of 47 votes, 13% like it
If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
of 60 votes, 22% like it
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you
of 51 votes, 22% like it
If life passes me by, I'll just catch it at the next stop
of 63 votes, 14% like it
If my music's too loud- you're too old
of 46 votes, 13% like it
If the camera adds ten pounds, how many cameras are on you?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
If you can read this you're violating your probation
of 46 votes, 7% like it
In the end of it all, I still decided to love
of 46 votes, 17% like it
Is retro cool for cell phones yet?
of 45 votes, 24% like it
It always rains hardest on the people who deserve the sun
of 6 votes, 0% like it
It's all wrong as hail
of 5 votes, 0% like it
It's time to change America. Let's start with you
of 60 votes, 15% like it
Jesus loves me, but thinks you're an idiot
of 64 votes, 11% like it
Just gotta have Elvis.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Just who is the muffin man anyway?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Lampophilia - Sexual attraction to lamps
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Let's all swing with the giraffes
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Liable to break something
of 53 votes, 17% like it
Life goes on (But will leave you in the dust)
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Life is more painless for the brainless
of 62 votes, 16% like it
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Logic has left the building
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Looking for the place where happiness is mundane
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Looking for the place where happiness is tragedy
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Loserville is that way. Go on now, shoo.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Love the skin you're in, unless you can afford surgery
of 42 votes, 10% like it
Me and my ninja beat you and your pirate
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park
of 46 votes, 13% like it
Moo. I'm a pig.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
More candy, less war
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Music > You
of 47 votes, 11% like it
My 80's mobile phone can be used for self defence
of 3 votes, 33% like it
My 80's mobile phone can beat you up
of 51 votes, 12% like it
My Lemonade Brings all the Moms to the Yard
of 62 votes, 15% like it
My Lemonade Stand Brings All the Moms to the Yard
of 59 votes, 22% like it
My shirt doesn't have to make sense
of 36 votes, 11% like it
My socks are more punk than your entire wardrobe
of 62 votes, 16% like it
naptime for all time
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Never trust sheep
of 5 votes, 0% like it
No, MY mom!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Of course we come from monkeys. Just look at yourself
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Oh so retro
of 31 votes, 10% like it
Oh yeah? Well, I don't like your pants
of 59 votes, 17% like it
Oh yeah? Well, just wait until I poke you on Facebook!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
Oh, the horror
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Only a Fool Resurrects Genghis Khan
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Osama Bin Laden lives in my basement
of 59 votes, 17% like it
Oy is the funniest word in the whole world
of 41 votes, 12% like it
Perfect ending to Harry Potter: The giant squid comsumes Britain
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Pirate or ninja, pirate or ninja. The astronaut feels left out
of 64 votes, 14% like it
Pirates have endless ideas
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Plastic- because wood's not good enough for us
of 65 votes, 15% like it
Please donate to the......um......me
of 41 votes, 12% like it
Politically incorrect and proud of it
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Porcupines could make millions in the acupuncture business
of 65 votes, 22% like it
Press your hands against mine and swear like it's the Bible
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Procrastinators unite....tomorrow
of 64 votes, 25% like it
Question of the ages: Just who IS the Muffin Man?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Real men love unicorns
of 60 votes, 15% like it
Regret nothing, deny everything
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Remember kids, it's not illegal if you're Canadian
of 58 votes, 17% like it
Remember, I know where you live
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Resurrecting Genghis Khan would not be a good idea.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Retro strikes back
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Run for the fun
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Santa, I can explain
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Save the whales, collect a whole set
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Slide rulers are oh so retro
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Socks; you know you want them
of 46 votes, 20% like it
Some call it stalking, I call it love
of 59 votes, 19% like it
Some multi-task, I multi-slack
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Son of a batch of cookies!
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Sorry kids, Santa's doing 8-12 years for breaking and entering
of 41 votes, 12% like it
Stop the world. I want to get off
of 58 votes, 10% like it
Sure, I'm a wizard! My Hogwarts letter just got a bit....delayed
of 47 votes, 15% like it
T-Rex just meant to give you a hug
of 63 votes, 19% like it
Take a picture. I need a stalker
of 59 votes, 15% like it
That's pretty illegal, even for us
of 60 votes, 17% like it
The age of the cowboys will be back
of 23 votes, 9% like it
The eagle may soar, but the weasel doesn't get sucked into planes
of 63 votes, 29% like it
The Huns are coming! The Huns are...never mind
of 7 votes, 0% like it
The joy of squirrel.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
The Sock Pirate Strikes Again
of 47 votes, 11% like it
The spirit of the ninjas lives on inside of me
of 57 votes, 12% like it
The spork is mightier than the sword
of 53 votes, 23% like it
The worst thing a doctor can say is “whoops”
of 55 votes, 15% like it
There once was a man from Nantucket, who moved to Georgia
of 47 votes, 19% like it
There's More Than One Way To Eat Toast
of 50 votes, 14% like it
There's more to Spanish than the menu at Taco Bell
of 47 votes, 15% like it
They say the best is yet to come. I'm waiting
of 20 votes, 10% like it
This means war...or disco!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
This represents my serious face.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Thunder thighs!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Tranquility at the Disco
of 47 votes, 19% like it
Turtles have a top speed of 87 mph. They just don’t show us
of 15 votes, 7% like it
TV is the side dish to reality
of 44 votes, 11% like it
Two status symbols are better than one.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Uh...no?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Very funny. Now beam me back my clothes Scottie
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Wanted: Longer Weekends
of 59 votes, 25% like it
We live in perverted times, my friend
of 50 votes, 14% like it
What's that? You want my autograph? Picture? All right, I suppose
of 42 votes, 7% like it
When I'm famous, I'll remember to snub you publicly
of 63 votes, 17% like it
When you eat a salad, the vegetables scream
of 64 votes, 27% like it
When you meet Batman in a dark alley, the truth will come out
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Where did you get that shirt? From the hobo you mugged?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
While you read this shirt, I'm stealing your wallet
of 37 votes, 5% like it
While you read this shirt, I'm stealing your's
of 49 votes, 12% like it
Who me? I just wander from room to room
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Who, me? I just wander from room to room.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Why don't you just slap yourself now to save me the trouble
of 51 votes, 14% like it
Why ninjas and pirates? What about the astronauts?
of 45 votes, 24% like it
Without men, there would be no words such as "wedgie"
of 29 votes, 7% like it
Work? Don't make me laugh
of 11 votes, 9% like it
World's worst t-shirt
of 5 votes, 0% like it
X is so sterotypical to xylophones
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Yesterday was the day. Today you’re out of luck
of 36 votes, 8% like it
You don’t need say anything, I can see the jealousy in your eyes
of 31 votes, 10% like it
You have won the Mexican lottery of one cent
of 25 votes, 0% like it
You may be drunk on power, but I'm just plain drunk
of 60 votes, 17% like it
You're like a pop up book from Hell
of 42 votes, 14% like it
You've got to read this one shirt, it'll change your life I swear
of 43 votes, 12% like it
Your bling may cause you to drown in flash floods
of 44 votes, 11% like it
Your cookie is in the mail
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Your cookie's in the mail
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Your mom made this shirt
of 31 votes, 10% like it
You’re unique like everyone else in the world
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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