READ ME!!! I'm So desperately lonely
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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America: Killing Turkeys since 1621
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Afghanistan, Iraq...Turkey you're next! America's hungry
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If Slogan is Wet, Lactation is in Progress
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Leave out skim milk and an apple this year: Santa is Obese
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Lindsay, Britney and Paris agree: its good to be a drunk slut
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Unemployed so Tuesday is Whateveryouwannadosday
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Alcohol makes me repeat stuff Alcohol
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Look Down, My Britney Spears is showing
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I rock in Iraq
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Trendy African Orphan looking for Celebrity Mommy
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I was adopted by Madonna
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I am a smack addict, this isn't a pun, I've lost everything...
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Soon to be vintage
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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Stop reading my shirt, this is not a library!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Beetroot!!!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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How you say, is you like me, we do some naked now?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Eggs are for old people
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Don't believe that old man back at your house: I am your father
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Tell me you love me or I'll kill myself.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I can't draw, but I can sure type!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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This slogan is chafing my nipples
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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I like pig butts and I can not lie, they're delicious.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this, you're smarter than me
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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There is a mythical beast suckling at my teat
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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