Profile for marizzle - pickup lines

marizzle aka marianne is a 17.65 year old girl, has been a member since October 28, 2006, has scored 3489 submissions, giving an average score of 2.79.

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Feb 21 '07 by marizzle

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pickup lines

post the stupidest pickup line you know, please!!

do you have a raisin? how about a date?

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Stevethegreat on Feb 21 '07 at 10:31pm

when you're older

martiandrivein on Feb 21 '07 at 10:32pm

ok... here's one...

"Ask me if I have a pickup line"

marizzle on Feb 23 '07 at 9:27pm

pleeeeeeease gimme some good ones
please

tikitoaster on Feb 23 '07 at 9:34pm

Is that a boomerang in your pants or is your wang just crooked?

KBShakedown on Feb 23 '07 at 9:45pm

Baby, you're like Crisco. Full of saturated fat and i like to spread you on my genitals.

victimofopportunity on Feb 23 '07 at 9:48pm

are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine written all over you

Squaw on Feb 23 '07 at 9:51pm

That lip shade looks good on your lips but would look significantly better on my scrotum.

I once got "If you leave the bar with one creepy guy this year..."
I thought that was funny.

KBShakedown on Feb 23 '07 at 10:07pm

So a bear, an Indian and a priest walk into a bar...

Want to make out?

Lucretia Mott on Feb 23 '07 at 10:08pm

[Math pun] [ sex] [biology] [historical allusion]

deathcabfortom on Feb 23 '07 at 10:09pm

hadley has files full of pick up lines. and for different situations as well!

truxdat on Feb 23 '07 at 10:09pm

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but i sure know how to make your bed rock.

&

If i were an enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your jeans.

Lucretia Mott on Feb 23 '07 at 10:11pm

YAY MOLECULAR BIOLOGY

I AM LIKE A PROTIEN, NOT ONLY AM I CONSTRUCTED OF POLYPEPTIDE CHAINS, BUT I AM ALSO KINKY. MEANING I ENGAGE IN SEXUALLY DEVIENT BEHAVIOR.

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 23 '07 at 10:12pm

i think the best pick up line i've heard was "So you know, that guy over there? that in the plaid? wel...i was in elementary school with him, and....well...he killed a frog by my accident, i mean, well...it was just- fuck, ok. i have a bet with my friends that i'll get laid tonight, and....you look easy."

lenabean on Feb 23 '07 at 10:12pm

i stick by my pick up line that never fails

"i can smell fear"

truxdat on Feb 23 '07 at 10:16pm

I wish I was your derivate so I could lay tangent to your curves.

Lucretia Mott on Feb 23 '07 at 10:16pm

Everyone has hear that one before, geeez.

truxdat on Feb 23 '07 at 10:17pm

the one I just posted?
that's kay, its still fantastico.

Malcolm Man on Feb 23 '07 at 10:18pm

I don't try to pick up girls. I just stand there, and they usually come and talk to me.

AssemblyLineHuman on Feb 23 '07 at 10:18pm

"I AM LIKE A PROTIEN, NOT ONLY AM I CONSTRUCTED OF POLYPEPTIDE CHAINS, BUT I AM ALSO KINKY. MEANING I ENGAGE IN SEXUALLY DEVIENT BEHAVIOR."

lmao Sounds like something iPear would say.

KBShakedown on Feb 23 '07 at 10:19pm

Story of my life Malcolm.

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 23 '07 at 10:20pm

it makes me mad when guys wait for the girls to make the move.

i want a guy to show that he's interested in me....which is why i am so damn lonely these days

Malcolm Man on Feb 23 '07 at 10:20pm

What can I say KB? Life is just different for guys like us.

AssemblyLineHuman on Feb 23 '07 at 10:20pm

DEFY STEREOTYPES

NatySpaghetti on Feb 23 '07 at 10:28pm

" mooseinmyshoe on Feb 23 '07 at 10:20pm
it makes me mad when guys wait for the girls to make the move.

i want a guy to show that he's interested in me....which is why i am so damn lonely these days"

same here, i am no longer taking the first step..i was a hard made decision because i always take thing in my own hands and then things get out of proportion...errr sometimes..

peater on Feb 23 '07 at 10:31pm

If you were my blaster rifle, I'd set you to "stunning".

Malcolm Man on Feb 23 '07 at 10:32pm

I'm just too lazy and figure that most girls just are not worth the effort, so first move for me. Sorry!

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 23 '07 at 10:33pm

being a girl is hard, man!

i know, im pretty outgoing, but im sick of making first moves. i'm passing the torch, and NOT to the lesbian a couple of seats down

hannabear on Feb 23 '07 at 10:34pm

haha this guy takes a piece of ice and throws it on the ground and then he goes "now that we've broken the ice..."

peater on Feb 23 '07 at 10:35pm

I know it's customary, but why should he be the one to initiate?

Malcolm Man on Feb 23 '07 at 10:37pm

I think normally a guy should make the first move, I admire those that do...But I just don't care anymore. Making eye contact with another person is about as far as I'll go.

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 23 '07 at 10:38pm

because guys are complicated, dammit.

i have no idea. i think it's because girls are more emotional, so they want someone to tell them, or let them know, that someone wants them.

that's my deal at least...but im a tad tweaked

peater on Feb 23 '07 at 10:41pm

heck, guys want as much validation as girls do. it's tough to go commando in uncharted territory (and no I don't mean underoos).

kevinwells on Feb 23 '07 at 10:41pm

i'm pretty much way too awkward/nervous/unconfident to "make the first move" unless i somehow already know that the girl likes me and will reciprocate

.... which is why i'm currently single

eXtrachunky on Feb 23 '07 at 10:42pm

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Malcolm Man on Feb 23 '07 at 10:42pm

Now if I've had a few glasses of wine; then god damn it, I'll throw a few pick up lines at your mom!

todiefor on Feb 23 '07 at 10:43pm

i debating about making the first move with a guy i have a crush on.

he's really shy, so i think i'm gonna end up having to, if i want anything to ever happen.

mooseinmyshoe on Feb 23 '07 at 10:43pm

its such a complicated situtation.

especially when both parties are expecting the other to make the first move (which is what i hope my situation is)

(i mean...i really really hope)

Squaw on Feb 23 '07 at 10:46pm

If I want a guy to talk to me I make really creepy eye contact with him... 9 times out of 10 he'll ask if he knows you from somewhere. It sort of tricks the guy into making the first move.

kevinwells on Feb 23 '07 at 10:52pm

hahah, i love the concept of creepy-eye staring at someone for any reason, let alone because you want to start a conversation

marizzle on Feb 25 '07 at 1:13am

is this seat taken? (grabs ass)

StopPickingOnMe on Feb 25 '07 at 1:24am

awkward...

rainyday_parade on Feb 25 '07 at 12:44pm

is there a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants

the word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word

GIANT POLARBEAR! (what?) it broke the ice.

DoMe on Feb 25 '07 at 12:49pm

hey marizzle, what time do you want to be back in heaven?

:]

jpiatt on Feb 25 '07 at 12:53pm

Here's one that's stupid as hell but it actually has worked for me:

"Hey! You're on my friendlist on myspace aren't you?!"

let's face it, almost everyone has myspace and only knows probably 3/4 of the people on their list at best. It works almost everytime! Even if they finally figure out you're not on their myspace list, it'll get them talking to you.

5 days later

Orange~On~Orange on Mar 02 '07 at 1:27pm

Do you have a library card?

Cuz I want to check you out.

-or-

If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

jett on Mar 02 '07 at 1:33pm

well... definately the most TERRIFYING pick up line i've ever heard came from a giant aboriginal chap in a dark alley.

"Hey... Got any Indian blood in you?"

"Uhhhmmm... no..."

"Want some?"

Needless to say i ran. nothing against the natives... but definately something against men twice my size in dark alleys.

iPear on Mar 02 '07 at 1:34pm

"hey baby, did you see a cow today?"
"no"
"Oh, alright. Hey baby, you see a red car today?"
"No"
"Oh, alright, that's cool. Lets you want to for me to go out?"
"Yes, let's"