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ursulaa aka Ursula! Ursula! is a 28.77 year old girl, has been a member since October 26, 2006, has scored 5924 submissions, giving an average score of 1.49.

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Mar 08 '08 by ursulaa

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Threadless tees are "acceptable" according to stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

"The second acceptable new shirt is Threadless. This Chicago-based company produces artistic and funny t-shirts that are acceptable for concerts, Whole Foods and 80s night. White people like these shirts so much because they are designed by white people, for white people. Sort of like a white FUBU."

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/84-t-shirts/

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Montro on Mar 08 '08 at 9:39am

White people like these shirts so much because they are designed by white people, for white people

Oops, I guess I better stop designing and buying here!
My mistake!

morons.

trindli on Mar 08 '08 at 9:43am

is this page a joke or what?

iDanSimpson on Mar 08 '08 at 9:46am

aahhhahah!

ursulaa on Mar 08 '08 at 9:52am

if by joke, you mean amazing, then yes.

iDanSimpson on Mar 08 '08 at 9:54am

Many people and cultures view t-shirts as a simple piece of apparel that can be acquired cheaply and worn in casual situations. For white people, it’s never that easy. The t-shirt is one of the most complex and expressive items in their entire wardrobe.

I'm so embarrassed about the applicability of that statement to me.

xiv on Mar 08 '08 at 9:57am

#11 -
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for).

lol

edean on Mar 08 '08 at 10:14am

someone's going to have to explain the other letters of ucla and ubc...

olie! on Mar 08 '08 at 10:17am

Wow they really got us middle/upper class white people down, don't they?

Velvet Jones on Mar 08 '08 at 10:22am

"That's racist."

Velvet Jones on Mar 08 '08 at 10:25am

No seriously, it's like an expose... it's so true it hurts!

It's what all of us white folk know to be truth and go thru many pains to keep under wraps!!

SoldierofGondor on Mar 08 '08 at 10:32am

Lol.

"Your t-shirt must be tight-fitting for both style and mating purposes."

Thats totally me, minus the mating part.

Velvet Jones on Mar 08 '08 at 10:32am

This is so good, I have to gank it.

shirtflirt on Mar 08 '08 at 10:38am

only white people go to concerts?

olie! on Mar 08 '08 at 10:39am

No. But they sure as hell like going to concerts.

ursulaa on Mar 08 '08 at 10:41am

I'm so embarrassed about the applicability of that statement to me.

i practice yoga...i guess i'm white?

shirtflirt on Mar 08 '08 at 10:44am

the websites funny

in a
hey-if-youre-not-white-you-can-be-racist
sorta way

shibby558899 on Mar 08 '08 at 10:49am

Finally, and perhaps the most important to be aware of, is the unacceptable category of t-shirts. There are a few simple rules to follow in order to avoid wearing the wrong t-shirt. First, if it’s made of a stiff, thick cotton, throw it in the garbage immediately.

Well, there goes about 30 of my Threadless shirts

chelly on Mar 08 '08 at 11:21am

that site is hilarious and pokes fun in all the right places

spacesick 2 on Mar 08 '08 at 11:25am

hehe. stupid white people.

Steve The Great on Mar 08 '08 at 11:42am

I'm a white people

iDanSimpson on Mar 08 '08 at 11:53am

ursulaa on Mar 08 '08 at 10:41am
I'm so embarrassed about the applicability of that statement to me.

i practice yoga...i guess i'm white?

i eat sun chips and wear j. crew... i guess i'm white?

iDanSimpson on Mar 08 '08 at 11:55am

oh god... even the "Full List of Stuff White People Like" killed me. i was loling.

* #84 T-Shirts
* #83 Bad Memories of High School
* #82 Hating Corporations
* #81 Graduate School
* #80 The Idea of Soccer
* #79 Modern Furniture
* #78 Multilingual Children
* #77 Musical Comedy
* #76 Bottles of Water
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
* #74 Oscar Parties
* #73 Gentrification
* #72 Study Abroad
* #71 Being the only white person around
* #70 Difficult Breakups
* #69 Mos Def
* #68 Michel Gondry
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts
* #66 Divorce
* #65 Co-Ed Sports
* #64 Recycling
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
* #61 Bicycles
* #60 Toyota Prius
* #59 Natural Medicine
* #58 Japan
* #57 Juno
* #56 Lawyers
* #55 Apologies
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets
* #53 Dogs
* #52 Sarah Silverman
* #51 Living by the Water
* #50 Irony
* #49 Vintage
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
* #47 Arts Degrees
* #46 The Sunday New York Times
* #45 Asian Fusion Food
* #44 Public Radio
* #43 Plays
* #42 Sushi
* #41 Indie Music
* #40 Apple Products
* #39 Netflix
* #38 Arrested Development
* #37 Renovations
* #36 Breakfast Places
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
* #34 Architecture
* #33 Marijuana
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
* #31 Snowboarding
* #30 Wrigley Field
* #29 80s Night
* #28 Not having a TV
* #27 Marathons
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
* #25 David Sedaris
* #24 Wine
* #23 Microbreweries
* #22 Having Two Last Names
* #21 Writers Workshops
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
* #19 Traveling
* #18 Awareness
* #17 Hating their Parents
* #16 Gifted Children
* #15 Yoga
* #14 Having Black Friends
* #13 Tea
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations
* #11 Asian Girls
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
* #8 Barack Obama
* #7 Diversity
* #6 Organic Food
* #5 Farmer’s Markets
* #4 Assists
* #3 Film Festivals
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
* #1 Coffee

iDanSimpson on Mar 08 '08 at 11:56am

holy god... i was a wreck after having read "Standing still at concerts"

lolz.

xiv on Mar 08 '08 at 11:59am

* #51 Living by the Water

...because we all know that black people cant swim.

ryanwho on Mar 08 '08 at 11:59am

You people getting offended should know being offended is number 89 on the list.
How did that site know I love Sarah Silverman? I'm a unique flower- oh I see, thinking you're a unique flower is number 92.

iPear on Mar 08 '08 at 12:01pm

I has to agree with Montro.

olie! on Mar 08 '08 at 12:03pm

I always knew you were secretly really white, Pear.

iPear on Mar 08 '08 at 12:08pm

:(

I admits to secret love of musical comedy, film festival, asian girls, organic food, diversity, Manhattan/Brooklyn, Traveling, being an expert at my Culture, Netflix, Apple Products, Breakfast Places, Renovations, Non-Profit Organizations, and a whole host of other things...

opifan64 on Mar 08 '08 at 12:10pm

Someone sent me the link to that site a while ago. It's pretty funny.

OlliRudi on Mar 08 '08 at 12:32pm

i love that site. it's funny because it's true, buckaroo

stubby43 on Mar 08 '08 at 12:38pm

Ipear, you must be white.

Kookaberry on Mar 08 '08 at 12:57pm

Ooooh, you beat me to the punch. Grr.

valorandvellum on Mar 08 '08 at 1:10pm

Hahahaha!! That article was hilarious and spot on.

SteveOramA on Mar 08 '08 at 1:13pm

oh, you white people are funny.

FRICKINAWESOME on Mar 08 '08 at 1:40pm

You see white people drive like this...

And black people drive like this!!!!

maddingo on Mar 08 '08 at 1:46pm

HAHAHAHAH ... that page is so bookmarked...

SheepMan22 on Mar 08 '08 at 1:47pm

ha thats awesome

maddingo on Mar 08 '08 at 1:47pm

#80 The Idea of Soccer.. AHAHAHA

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/80-the-idea-of-soccer/

Many white people will tell you that they are very into soccer. But be careful, it’s a trap.

If you then attempt to engage them about your favorite soccer team or talk about famous moments in soccer history, you are likely to be met with blank stares. This is because white people don’t actually enjoy watching soccer, they just like telling their friends that they are into it.

In fact, the main reason white people like soccer is so they can buy a new scarf. As you may or may not know, many soccer teams issue special scarves, and white people cannot get enough of them!

Most white people choose a favorite soccer team based on either a study abroad experience or a particularly long vacation to Europe or South America. When they return, they like to tell their friends about how great “football” is and that they are committed to ‘getting more into’ now that they have returned home.

Some white people take this charade so far as to actually play in adult soccer leagues or attend a local professional match.

The best method for exploiting this is to ask a white person who their favorite football team is and how they came to be fans. This will allow them to tell you about their time abroad and feel as though they have impressed you with their knowledge. Once they have finished talking, it is acceptable to ask for favors.

Note: Europeans are actually into Soccer and are exempt from this entry, however they are free to use it to their advantage when in North America.

maddingo on Mar 08 '08 at 1:48pm

on that note

mon' the Hoops!

staffell on Mar 08 '08 at 1:49pm

AMAZING!!

staffell on Mar 08 '08 at 1:50pm

Sort of like a white FUBU.

Best line evar

Audiovore on Mar 08 '08 at 1:56pm

I am in love.

Best site evar?

Pizazz on Mar 08 '08 at 2:23pm

wow. I guess I'm white now...

radiostaticstar on Mar 08 '08 at 6:10pm

It is also imperative to understand that faux vintage shirts (”Getting Lucky in Kentucky”) are completely unacceptable. They are beloved by the wrong kind of white people, and must be avoided at all costs.

ain't that the truth...

realslimnatey on Mar 08 '08 at 6:12pm

no way! most of the designers i know are azn

realslimnatey on Mar 08 '08 at 6:12pm

i mean, only the good ones are

realslimnatey on Mar 08 '08 at 6:13pm

danrule on Mar 08 '08 at 6:39pm

Yeah that site is hilarious, congrats on the mention threadless.

celestialchaos on Mar 10 '08 at 1:05am

I have no words.

littlem on Mar 10 '08 at 1:12am

hahahahaha

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