Antarctica is just too cool!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Attention Professors: Keep Rocking!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Auf Wiedersehen! Tschüss! Ciao!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Born in a limousine
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Bums are today's nomads
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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comic sans: the official font of soccer moms everywhere
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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Do not iron if decorated.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Don't confuse me with someone else with this same shirt.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Elephants walk around naked.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Enjoy dry humor
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Extreme Basket Weaving
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Forged in the fires of Mt. Threadless
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Franklin coined the phrase, "A penny saved is a penny earned
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Friday comes every week. Let's make up a new day.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Guerillas like bananas too.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Heirlooms are super-hand-me-downs.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Heroes are SUPERB!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Honk if you like geese.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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HORSES!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I believe in you!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I believe it's butter. You can't fool me.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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I don't get dressed, I manifest clothing
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I don't like to brag, but my Irish is better than my Scottish.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I enjoy the pursuit of things trivial.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I have a problem misspelling thigns.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I just got new shoes to match my tennis elbow
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I lost my hat in the Temple of Doom.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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I made a re-cycle out of old bicycles.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I run like an ape.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I smell of dryer sheets.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I teach 4th graders how to wrestle.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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I was created in a pitri dish.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I went to preschool with Optimus Prime.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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I'm in the Tshirt business.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I'm searching for my doppelgänger.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I'm working on some super secret schematics.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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In 2059 this shirt will be an heirloom.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Insane asylum playgrounds build strong fundamentals.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Invite me over for cribbage.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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It's warm in this shirt
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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John Roebuck was a very industrious person.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Keytars are for pianists with sore butts.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Kindergartens need water to grow
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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King Kandy is a sweetheart
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Kings are just peasants with shiny hats.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Knows someone that knows someone that knows Prince.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Latin is still applicable.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Let's all bank off the success of others!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Lewis and Clark. Exhibitionists.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Lobster Farmer
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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lowercase is for the upper echelon
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Mechanically separated cotton
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Meet me in the foyer for PB&J's
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Most slogans are tacky and tasteless.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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My adult cereal wields no prizes.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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My belt watch is a waist of time.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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My brain is a garbage dump full of ideas.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My DeLorean has flat tires.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My gokart comes equipped with turtle shells.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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my hands and feet are my body's serifs
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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My lungs are cloud factories
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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My principal was neither a prince nor a pal.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Nocturnal animals are daydreamers
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Ntl. Abr. Org.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Orange. Purple. Silver.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Owls are daydreamers.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Owls barf up their food, gross!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Peanut Butter lines my heart.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Pet somebody's dog today... not mine. Go away.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Piano polishers enjoy rag-time.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Pie is good, anyway you slice it.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Please stop asking. I don't have any Grey Poupon.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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point me towards the buffet
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Problem-free. Solution-taxing.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Professional Mathletic Competition 1994
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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proof that the tshirt industry is booming
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Prosthetic doctors give handouts.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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punctuation indicates emotion?
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Punsational
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Rabid animals rock!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Right brain no function well as left.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Sleeping in this shirt saved me twenty seconds this morning.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Stripes make you look thin. Polka dots make you look crazy.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Submitting your body to scientific testing can lead to easy money
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Superman is super and man. Men are weak. I am just super.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Support the rhombus, math's least popular shape!
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Talking is the forebearer of instant messaging.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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The pulley is my favorite simple machine.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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The Table of Elements is too much for my brain to digest.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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The universe is expanding. Look for it in your area soon.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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This collection of molecules didn't happen by accident.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This is a coincidental ketchup stain.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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This is where my money went
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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THIS SHIRT IS LOUD!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Treat yourself to one of my hugs.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Typographers wipe with Papyrus
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Volunteers don't make cents.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Whales, coming soon to animal hall of fame
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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What happened in the 16th century stays in the history books.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Who am I to be confused?
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Why can't we use #1 pencils on scantrons?
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Will design logos for $
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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William Tell was also known for shooting Johnny Appleseed.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Wish I had a genie lamp
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Yar, I stole this from a pirate I have.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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You know, apples and oranges aren't actually that different...
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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You look like Harrison Ford, except for your face.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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