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emilyclyne
emilyclyne aka emily is a 20.47 year old girl, has been a member since October 23, 2006, has scored 2,748 submissions, giving an average score of 2.90, helping 58 designs get printed.
Riddle!
Okay everybody I have a riddle for you, soory there is no prize except for you will feel great if you get it.

A lady's Mercedies Benz was stoled from her, and she called the police. When they got to her she said "don't worry he won't get far". Oddly enough they found her car about a kilometer away abandonned at the side of the road. Nothing was wrong with the car and the theif had fled from the scene. How did she know that the theif would not get far?

juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Dec 10 '06 at 9:33pm
He was a snowman and it was a warm day.
margolove
margolove on Dec 10 '06 at 9:33pm
There was a ravenous dog inside.
WallsReallyWork
WallsReallyWork on Dec 10 '06 at 9:34pm
there is no skill in this kind of riddle, the answer is some circumstantial thing.



i think good riddles give all the info, and to figure it out, you actually have to have some knowledge, maybe im wrong
margolove
margolove on Dec 10 '06 at 9:35pm
yeah.. that's a stupid riddle. There are really a lot of possible answers.
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:35pm
you may be right but it's fun anyways



I'll give a hint: Something about the car is personalized for her...
Ketsujin
Ketsujin on Dec 10 '06 at 9:37pm
it ran out of gas
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:37pm
nope
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 10 '06 at 9:40pm
she shot out the tires as he was driving away with her car?
a1cshowoff
a1cshowoff on Dec 10 '06 at 9:45pm
He jacked her at the gas station when she was on empty...

She didnt tell the police she shot him...

There was a body in the trunk and the theif abandoned it...

iPear was in the back seat getting 'touchy'...

I jacked it from the theif.
a1cshowoff
a1cshowoff on Dec 10 '06 at 9:45pm
Personalized for her? Did she have a seat dildo?
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:47pm
hah. no
adsf
adsf on Dec 10 '06 at 9:50pm
it was automatic.
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:51pm
umm no.
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:51pm
no one other that her coudl drive this car...
nintechno
nintechno on Dec 10 '06 at 9:51pm
her weight
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Dec 10 '06 at 9:52pm
a police man stole the car?
Mograt
Mograt on Dec 10 '06 at 9:52pm
uh, she was a midget?
Depler
Depler on Dec 10 '06 at 9:53pm
it wasnt actually a Benz but a crappy junker and it broke down
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:54pm
no no no.



HINT: once she was in the car she coudl take these off her face...
DoMe
DoMe on Dec 10 '06 at 9:55pm
it was me

i stole the car

found doughnuts

parked it 1km away

and ran away with the doughnuts :)
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 9:58pm
the last clue was a really good one
a1cshowoff
a1cshowoff on Dec 10 '06 at 9:59pm
sunglasses?
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 10:00pm
close....
The Crackers
The Crackers on Dec 10 '06 at 10:02pm
um was she handicapped?



oh she was blind
melhel86
melhel86 on Dec 10 '06 at 10:03pm
she had the windshield mirrors etc. made to her prescription, so when she got in the car, she could take off her glasses.
The Crackers
The Crackers on Dec 10 '06 at 10:03pm
she had to take her sunglasses off oh yeah!!!!!or not i dk



but i'm good,
The Crackers
The Crackers on Dec 10 '06 at 10:04pm
^^^^^ the person above was right, awwwwwwwww
Ketsujin
Ketsujin on Dec 10 '06 at 10:04pm
oh, it had a perscription winsheild?(i misspelled a lot of words there)
emilyclyne
emilyclyne on Dec 10 '06 at 10:05pm
malhel186 got it, good job:)
adsf
adsf on Dec 10 '06 at 10:05pm
we can safely say this is the worst riddle ever.
melhel86
melhel86 on Dec 10 '06 at 10:06pm
is that even possible? Somehow I don't think so.
yion072
yion072 on Dec 10 '06 at 10:06pm
Can I please have that minute that it took to read this blog back? Please!?!
a1cshowoff
a1cshowoff on Dec 10 '06 at 10:07pm
definitely. wtf is with prescription windshield? I didnt think we had to guess about things that dont really exist.



heres a riddle for you:



There is a million dollars at the top of a 100 story building. You have scaffolding to get up to the 90th floor. How do you get the money?







A:

Get the fucking flyin monkeys to get it.
nintechno
nintechno on Dec 10 '06 at 10:24pm
There are three switches in a room on the first floor and a lamp on the third floor. Each one is labeled On and Off. One (and only one) of the switches controls the lamp. There is no possible way for you to see whether the light is on or off from the first floor. You are alone in the house.



* You are allowed to turn on and off the switches as often and as long as you'd like.



* However, you can only go upstairs once to check on the status of the lamp.



* Determine which switch controls the lamp.
nintechno
nintechno on Dec 10 '06 at 10:27pm
^^^ tis a good riddle
a1cshowoff
a1cshowoff on Dec 10 '06 at 10:30pm
Turn all the switches on.
SmackyMcGee
SmackyMcGee on Dec 10 '06 at 10:32pm
Flip on switch number one, wait a good long while, flip off number one and flip on number two. Run upstairs. If the lightbulb is off and hot, switch number one is the winner. If the lightbulb is on, switch number two is the winner. If the lightbulb is off and cold, switch number three FTW!



Old'd!
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Dec 10 '06 at 10:33pm
turn on one of the switches, wait a good fifteen minutes, then turn it off. then turn on another one, go upstairs. if the bulb is hot and the light is off, it was the first switch. if the bulb is on, its the second switch. if its cold and off, its the third switch.



or maybe i'm just thinking too much into it
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Dec 10 '06 at 10:33pm
damn you smacky!
nintechno
nintechno on Dec 10 '06 at 10:33pm
CORRECT!





SmackyMcGee
SmackyMcGee on Dec 10 '06 at 10:41pm
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