I'm a happy-go-lucky fatty/nerd with a nice smile. I'm full of self-deprecating humor which is really only a mask for my intense love for myself. My life feels like a constant Family Guy montage that never really makes sense but is still mildly funny and is probably in very bad taste. I have a Prince Charming complex - I pick all the worst women and try to save them from themselves or whatever their trauma is. This has not ended well. Not even once.