religion
aka Patrick Aaron Andan is a 28.87 year old boy, has been a member since October 23, 2006, has scored 365 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 4 designs get printed.
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I'm not bitter, I'M BETTER.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Seoul far, Seoul good.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Time is gold... but sleep is platinum.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If time is gold, what is silver?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The family that prays together has only one rosary.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If you cant beat em.. run 2 d nearest police station like crazy!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Live life to the foolest.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Practice makes perfect.. but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Do unto others... then run!!!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Better late than later...
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Where there's a will, there r anxious relatives of the departed.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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No guts, no glory... No ID, no entry.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like to apologize in advance for my bad behavior tonight.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The Sun Is Killing Me Right Now.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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History's the past, but His-Story will last!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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"Not everything green is nutritious." -phlegm
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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They say I look good, I say.. I taste even better.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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A hardworking child grows up tired.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm so gay I sweat glitters.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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All the better jobs start before I get up
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I fart, therefore I am.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I would enjoy jogging if it wasn't for those long walks back.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I get my exercise by Whining and Complaining
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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A Good Lawyer Knows the Law; a Great Lawyer Knows the Judge
of 25 votes, 48% like it
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Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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When All Else Fails, Read the Directions.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My Deep, Spiritual Cleansing
Went Down The Drain.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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There Their They're.
Not the same.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I hate everybody... and you're next.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Some people pick their friends. I just pick my nose.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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If you need me for anything, reconsider.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Oops, I almost cared.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I will graduate on time... no matter how long.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Life's tough, get a helmet!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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"Don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer."
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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If at first u don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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A conscience is what hurts when all ur other parts feel so good.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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If ur not living life on the edge, ur taking up too much space.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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If you need anything, do not hesitate to ask somebody else.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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4 out of 3 people have a problem with fractions
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Loading... Please Wait
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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i > u
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Aside from your face, what is your problem?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Septic tank truck: "Yesterday's meals on wheels"
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Maternity room door: "Push, push, push"
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Electrical shop: "Let us remove your shorts"
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout"
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Plumbers office: "We repair what your husband fixed"
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I am a box of chocolates.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Wake me up when it's over.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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this shirt is cool in a mirror (typed backwards 4 mirror effect)
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Scientology: Hollywood's cult for the stars.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I Only Rap CAUCASIANALLY
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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My dad created the universe and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Good In Bed.. I Can Sleep For Days.
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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Have You Hugged My TShirt Today?
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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I have no job, no money, and no car.. but I'm in a band.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Let's play carpenter, but first, we get hammered...
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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My Motorcycle Wasn't All Your Mom Rode
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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If this shirt on the floor... THEN WE DID IT ;)
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Irish I were drunk..
of 63 votes, 35% like it
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My imaginary friend told me that you have a psychological problem
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Save a dream, eat an alarm clock.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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If you're reading this in winter, give me a sweater!
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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You are welcome, but not at home.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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I have nothing to do, but I do it well.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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It is so good to be a cotton fibre on a so perfect body..
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Cunnilingus is not a cloud.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Influenceable at certain hours
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Can contain traces of madness
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I like children, although they are hard to chew.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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When I'm drunk, I change color.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I love U: a beautiful story of love between 2 letters
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I aint fat, I'm just horizontally challenged.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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I aint small, I'm just vertically challenged.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not small, I just have vertical defficiency.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not small, you're just abnormally tall.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Infinity is long especially towards the end.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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I love you, except you're over there.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Ah crap, you again..
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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If we are what we eat.. then I'm fast and cheap.
of 66 votes, 39% like it
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I don't repeat gossip.. so listen carefully!
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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We're all going to hell.. so save me a seat!
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I don't live with my parents. They live with me.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Alzheimer: the friendly disease. Meet new people everyday.
of 66 votes, 30% like it
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Looks like someone got hit with the ugly stick.. THRICE.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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You are a nice person.. just not too bright.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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The more you lie.. the better you get at it.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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No, I'm not a model. I just look like one.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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If you can read this, you're within left-hook punch range.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Contrary to popular belief, I am good looking.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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While you were staring at this shirt.. I farted.
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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You can never have too many friends or alibis.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Note to Jack & Jill: Never go up ANY hill.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Free for adoption.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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What doesn't kill you, will get you next time.
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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You made my life happy, eventhough you also wrecked it a little.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Angelina Jolie's lip balm.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Aussie Kiss > French Kiss. It's better down under.
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the Executive Floor Manager. In other words, the Janitor.
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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Skinny-dipping should be daily.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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You can call me Long for short.
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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If you're with me, you're somebody.
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Thinking 'aint Drinking!
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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out for lunch, will be back at: NEVER O'CLOCK.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
4 out of 3 people have a problem with fraction
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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8-Bit Imagination
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (w/ h & i in a different text type
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Arrrr you ready?!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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die, n00b.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Evry1 has a purpose in lyf, even if its 2 serve as a BAD EXAMPLE.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Girls with braces, give my "banana" bruises.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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God will take care of you.. 'coz I don't have time!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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I can't find the words to word it.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I hate you. Included/understood?
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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I Heart 8-Bit
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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I know <html> <!--how to meet ladies--!>
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I need a timeout.. but where's my naughty chair?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I see fragged people.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not a brat! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not dumb, just stupid.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not lazy... I just have a bad motivator.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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idea: letters a to z w/ h & i in a diff. font type to show Hi
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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It was better in Krypton.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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It's Mardi Gras everyday for me.
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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jokes are half meant to be broken..
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Daisy Boo?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Tiger Lily?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Let's get ready to rainbow!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Lovemaking is goodness spelled backwards.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Make love to me if I'm wrong, but is your name Fifi Trixibelle?
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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MARRIED.. (but looking!)
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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My babysitter was Chuck Nurse
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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my motto: 1% luck, 99% cheating.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Not accountable to anything.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Person receiving benefits of maltreatment.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Personal Checkpoint Starts HERE
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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School is Cruel.
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Star Light, Star Bright, Where the H%$# Is Mister Right?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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The cumuloningus is a small exciting cloud.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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The salesman told me that it was a magical Tee-shirt
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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The Voices In My Head Are Idiots
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Time is Gold.. Convert it to Cash.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Today, I did not take my drugs..
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Virginity For Sale. Hurry! Very few in stock.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Yeah, you're looking at it already.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
a frustrated graphic artist. so, email me at paa_071283@yahoo.com if you're kind enough to share knowledge about graphic designing with me. more power to you!
p.s. everything on threadless is inspirational.
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