Feed Me Ice Cream
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Forgive and For...something
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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OMDarwin!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Glows in the Dark( the word dark printed in glow in the dark ink)
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Part-time Bum
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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2D or not 2D ( printed in 3d letters)
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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The best books are on tape
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Time is not wasted if you enjoy wasting it
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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if you can read this I took off my jacket
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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If we find an alien we should probe it, just for payback
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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If I was an alien, I wouldn't want to meet us either
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I want to die in space, that way my corpse can float around a bit
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Always wish for three more wishes
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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Infinity plus one is probably like Immortality plus another life
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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My Alphabet Soup has all the answers
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Brain Freeze: The journey is better than the destination
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I opened a can of whoop ass, but then it expired
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Temptation is being in a room surrounded by red buttons
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Kindergarten is the life
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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100% Free Range Cotton
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Tic Tacs taste better than Toes
of 63 votes, 40% like it
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my pets are always walking around naked
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Dolphins taste like tuna
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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The Secret of Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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The average person thinks he isnt
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Time heals all wounds, except when you pick at them
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I enjoy the bubble wrap more than your gift
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Life is worth wasting
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Free the dinosaurs
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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My brain in a vat is bigger than your brain in a vat.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Extra Medium
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Pinky Swearing is a legally binding contract
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Fire flies are the alternative electricity source
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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My alphabet soup is rude to me
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Mario needs to lay of the mushrooms
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Air Guitar is a very challenging instrument
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Fish taste fishy. Cows taste beefy. Frogs taste like LSD.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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When trees fall in the forest, they say " Ouch"
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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If god wanted us to be vegetarians, cows would be made of tofu
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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Dirt-Tee
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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