TheScientist
aka Christopher is a 24.17 year old boy, has been a member since October 23, 2006, has scored 49 submissions, giving an average score of 3.94.
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Plagiarize: copy without accrediting [no reference]
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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a friend who needs benefits
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I don't have aides
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I wish I had aides
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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What's so bad about aides?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm soylent green?!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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APPLY YOURSELF (to me)
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I'll support your conspiracy theory if you'll fund mine!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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The moon landing, now THAT was rocket science!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I bought this shirt myself!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I give you permission to give me a dollar
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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I hate all your favourite bands
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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i don't care if i'm apathetic
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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apathetics anonymous non-member
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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don't worry, I know what I'm doing, I saw this on the internet
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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If it's on the internet, it MUST be true!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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support my education (contribute to wikipedia)
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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unbALANCED
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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will grovel for attention
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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...but that would be telling
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Discreet, obnoxious, stupid. Three things that I am not.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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shoot for the moon, hit someone a mile away
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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let you entertain me!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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bad apple, nice pear
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Zombies wanted, undead or not alive
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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WANTED: unDead or Alive
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Donut Wanted, apply within
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Needed: A Hero
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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9/10 people think this isn't funny. The other one can't read
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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i exercise... my right to do nothing
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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i'm winning the human race! scary, huh?
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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productive procrastinator
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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buttered cats are the solution to global warming
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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(archaic idiom revisted for modern design)
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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(archaic idiom revisted for modern design, to make me look smart)
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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usb keys... made for windows, not doors.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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stop arguing with me or you can walk home
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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i stop often
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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me and my friends are all schizophrenic
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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i'll be back, like a boomerang!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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my right (your left) my left (your right)
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Insert food to stop talking
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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adverbinating words is funerrific
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Man: job, house, profit. God: job, house, prophet?
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Elvis impersonators: stuck in the 50's since, well, the 50's
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Attractive, mentally stable, single. Pick any two
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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I'm easily distrac... Oh look, a birdy
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Things to do: 1. make list, 2. procrastinate
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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SLOGANS: sublI'Minal MEssAgiNg
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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would you believe i got this on the internet?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I'm busy right now. Leave your name and number I'll call you back
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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My rock beats your scissors!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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1f U cn R34D th15 W3 w0Nt GT 4Long
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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do you know the cupcake man?
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Nicht für gefingerpoken
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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1. Idea. 2. Design. 3. ??????? 4. Profit!
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I for one welcome our new _______ overlords
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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feel the (mass x acceleration)
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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call me, i'm a ghostbuster
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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hold still while i read your shirt
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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10... 9... 8... 7... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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your staring will creep me out in 3... 2... 1...
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Quick! before the French surrender again!
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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is there anything a rubber chicken DOESN'T improve?
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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all I need is $100, duct tape, and a rubber chicken...
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Ten(PUN)ded
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Emoticon overuse makes me :-( and :-@
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Colourblind people can't read this {red/green combo}
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Sell your soul, get this shirt
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I have yet to master my ACB's
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I clap when i'm happy and I know it!
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I'm worried that I'm getting paranoid
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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neither of us are schizophrenic!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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34.5%, looking for other half
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you
of 61 votes, 36% like it
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Don't mind me, I just walk here
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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If shirt is wet it's probably raining, or the ice caps melted
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Whatever you're selling, I don't want it
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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[abstract statement]
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Hyperbole is the best thing ever!!
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Rated R: contains nudity
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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bedroom athlete
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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INCONSPICUOUS!!
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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NASA: I guess it IS rocket science
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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F = m x a, use the force; accelerate your mass
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I once was lost, but now I'm really screwed
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Next best thing to sliced bread
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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If you can't read this then you can't be offended
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Why yes, I do work out!
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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You can see my house from here [arrow pointing down]
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Lost : If found please return to ____________
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Smile like you found a dollar
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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You're the funniest thing I've seen all day!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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SuDoKu Grand Master (in training)
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(in) SECURITY
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ... ...
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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11111111111111111 1111111odd1111111 11111111111111111
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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1st life > 2nd life
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Abortion: Fun for the whole family... ...or not
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Anthropomorphic personification
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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ass-kissing is the ultimate form of flattery
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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BANG! oh sorry, did i startle you?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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But I likes the cookie!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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By the time you read this I'll have checked you out
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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By the time you read this, I will have checked you out
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Caution: I turn often
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Dance, 'cos we're all watching!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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dOn't drOp the sOap
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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dot-dot-dot-dot dash-dash-dash dash
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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dyslexic conservation starter
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Help! I can't get this thing off!!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Hi, I'm Terry Wrist, what's your name?
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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i didn't shoot the sherrif. I shot the DEPUTY
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I keep my six-pack in the fridge
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I kill 'em you hide the bodies
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I knead an langwitch therapizt
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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i leave the idiot work to the professionals
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I'd stare at my chest too, if I were you
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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It's all relative, but rarely relevant
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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JAM: Just Another Mammal
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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looking for cunning stunts
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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malleable mind
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My other Tshirt has bells on it...
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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RUBBER CHICKEN! Funny because it's... well... um...
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Sign me if you're famous!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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the "other, other" white meat
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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The 'O' is for Awesome
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Trees root then leaf
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Try, or try not. There is no "do"
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Virginity "Lost and Found" service
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Wanna see me lucky charms?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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why yes, i did get this on the intertubes
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Worlds best and worst hypomaniac
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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You stare at my chest, I stare at yours!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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you will give me $5, you will give me $5, you will give me $5...
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/377130/TheScientist
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I'm currently a PhD student at the Australian National University, studying biological chemistry.
I'm just new to design stuff, and otherwise I enjoy mountain biking, swimming, the company of others etc etc...
If I have submitted something and you don't like it, please tell me ways in which you think things could be improved!
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