Lisa and I have this ongoing joke that I have a vagina. This is undoubtably disturbing to anyone who isn't, a) a hermaprodite, b) into hermaprodites, or c) Eddie Murphy.

But rest assured, it's not meant to be taken literally, unless you're into that sort of thing... ladies? It just implies that more often than not, I am one step away from losing a Y chromosome and gaining another X.

Here are the facts:
-I prefer cuddling and foreplay over intercourse
-when I really dig a girl, I will set no limitations to my subsequent romantic pursuits
-a girl's personality always takes precedence over her looks

The latter was witnessed this past Friday night through one serendipitous encounter with a girl, an experience I shared with Lisa this morning.

Justin says:
lisa, i CANNOT read women well
lisa says:
share
Justin says:
okay, so for the second time in the past month, i met a girl through a friend who i'll have a lot in common with and we'll completely hit it off
lisa says:
okay
Justin says:
then i'll find out she has a bf
lisa says:
DOH!
lisa says:
i don't think you read people wrong. you aren't conceited or anything
lisa says:
i think people can have a chemistry but it's timing sometimes
Justin says:
like i wasn't even physically attracted to her at first
Justin says:
but after talking to her for 10 min, and discovering we had so much in common, I was completely.
Justin says:
not just similar music/film/literature tastes, but like things we both do
Justin says:
like we both pretend we're in music videos while walking in the city and listening to our ipods
lisa says:
aww..you are so vag
Justin says:
ahhahaha
Justin says:
maybe i should dress up as a giant vagina for halloween