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pushthebuttonmax
aka Molly is a 22.77 year old girl, has been a member since October 18, 2006, has scored 2499 submissions, giving an average score of 3.03.
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Vivant linguae mortuae
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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If the glass is half empty, someone drank my water
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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carpe cliche
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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bonus nachos
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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carpe verbem tritem [seize the cliche]
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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The early bird catches the worm. Unless the worm's too quick.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Unostentatious expression accommodates a comprehensible narrative
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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The punctual airborne creature obtains the subterranean quarry
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Wisdom has 2 parts: 1) knowing what to say and 2) not saying it
of 76 votes, 34% like it
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Crossword Nerd
of 71 votes, 14% like it
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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Every bit helps, the mosquito said, and it pissed into the sea.
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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Great minds think alike, but fools never differ
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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Exclamation marks are annoying!
of 81 votes, 21% like it
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If you fall down, get back up and pretend you were breakdancing
of 99 votes, 60% like it
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Roses are red violets are blue, some poems rhyme this one doesn't
of 91 votes, 32% like it
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I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
of 91 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
/point /stare /laugh
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
of 79 votes, 20% like it
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Chomsky says, "colorless green ideas sleep furiously."
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Conclusions Athletics: Long Jump Team
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Dinosaurs and humans never lived at the same time.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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How did you fare at the fair? Was the fare fairly priced?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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If you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Latine loquor
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Not my gumdrop buttons!
of 83 votes, 27% like it
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They say that absence makes the heart grow fungus.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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Why aren't there interracial/gay couples on e-dating commercials?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/375332/pushthebuttonmax
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thanks, icebar!
I'm a third-year college student majoring in linguistics with minors in Latin and liberal studies. I want to get a MLIS so I can be a librarian. I'm a huge fan of both Barenaked Ladies and They Might Be Giants, but I have a wide and eclectic range of tastes. I do quite a bit of sewing and knitting, among other crafty things, and am in fact currently employed part time at a quilt shop nearby.
Threadless Tees I Own:
Doing the Things a Particle Can
Doodlebug
Bottlenecked
The Frog Piper
Georgia
Attack of Literacy!
Do Re Mi QUACK!
Road Rage
Hypotamoose
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