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RussB aka Russell is a 27.36 year old boy, has been a member since October 17, 2006, has scored 4148 submissions, giving an average score of 1.75.

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May 09 '08 by RussB

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Watch this

I hate you USPS!

Today I'm shaking my fist at the USPS...

Now I've had some run ins with postal service, but this takes the cake:

I purchased some Nike SB shoes from an individual and had them sent USPS priority mail (insured thank god) to me in Indiana. So with the tracking # in hand I checked the progress of the package a couple days later and it has been delivered to...

Oakland, California 2000 miles from me!

I know the guy I bought from is legit and my local office confirmed that the address on the package was mine.

So I called the local office where it was delivered and after two days of back and forth they confirmed that yes indeed we did deliver it to someone here in California... "and well that's too bad for you so file a claim". The kicker is that the supervisor said that there is no street even similar to the one I live on out there

Someone please explain to me how a package addressed to me in INDIANA ends up in CALIFORNIA?!?!?!?!?

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cassiepaige on May 09 '08 at 11:37am

Wow that is weird.

Wiffler on May 09 '08 at 11:38am

USPS is the worst...

mezo on May 09 '08 at 11:40am

Hello. NEWMAN.

RussB on May 09 '08 at 11:41am

NEWMAN!!!

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:44am

Hey, FUCK YOU!

Wiffler on May 09 '08 at 11:47am

NO - FUCK YOU, SIR!

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 11:48am

The USPS sucks... Lol. It took me about a year to recieve a package I sent myself from Afghanistan. It went back and forth for a while.

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:48am

Dude, I'm SO going to steal your sports illustrated swimsuit issue...

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:49am

Maybe the package WANTED to be in California instead of Indiana. I mean, can you really blame it?

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:50am

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 11:48am
The USPS sucks... Lol. It took me about a year to recieve a package I sent myself from Afghanistan. It went back and forth for a while.

the Taliban ate your package

mezo on May 09 '08 at 11:50am

This is AMERICA. Packages don't have FREEDOMS.

Wiffler on May 09 '08 at 11:51am

Seriously - I have a friend who is a mail man, and he calls out whenever it rains! WTF!

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:51am

the rain might ruin his perm. give the guy a break.

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 11:52am

Lol USPS. Then they spat it back out cause I eventually got it. :)

Malcolm Man on May 09 '08 at 11:52am

SHAKING FIST!

I've got like five fuckin' packages in the mail that I ordered like two weeks ago!!!!!!!

*bites off penis of USPS mail carrier.

RussB on May 09 '08 at 11:54am

someone made an account just for this blog? that's awesome

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:54am

GIVES US FREE

USPS on May 09 '08 at 11:55am

Malcolm Man on May 09 '08 at 11:52am
SHAKING FIST!

I've got like five fuckin' packages in the mail that I ordered like two weeks ago!!!!!!!

*bites off penis of USPS mail carrier.

maybe if you stopped blowing the mail man, he could deliver your packages

phones on May 09 '08 at 11:55am

should've used Royal Mail

RussB on May 09 '08 at 11:59am

and no I can't blame the package for wanting to be in California... but Oakland? C'MON!

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:00pm

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 11:52am
Lol USPS. Then they spat it back out cause I eventually got it. :)

your package is now a terrorist cell.

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:00pm

RussB on May 09 '08 at 11:59am
and no I can't blame the package for wanting to be in California... but Oakland? C'MON!

...ok, you got me there.

mezo on May 09 '08 at 12:02pm

Son of Sam is coming for you!

Malcolm Man on May 09 '08 at 12:04pm

I blow hard. The penis is usually detached by the end of the job

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:04pm

I blow hard. The penis is usually detached by the end of the job

:/ Scary.

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:06pm

*crosses malcolm off "boom-boom" list*

mezo on May 09 '08 at 12:07pm

Boom-boom is poop.

Malcolm Man on May 09 '08 at 12:07pm

awwwwwwwwwww...shiiiiiiiiiit man.

V1ctorya on May 09 '08 at 12:08pm

USPS is EVIL! EVIL I say. OMG, mine is the worst in Manhattan. When I've called teh postmaster general to complain, they've said, "let me guess, you live in this neighborhood?" and were right!

We had a mailman who peed in the potted plants in our mailroom area

We had one who decided to never tell us we had packages, and they were all just sitting in the post office and sent back.

just ridiculousness.

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:08pm

mezo on May 09 '08 at 12:07pm
Boom-boom is poop.

if he can suck off a peen, who knows what he'd do to a colon. My salad shall remain untossed.

V1ctorya on May 09 '08 at 12:09pm

On the plus side, someone in Caly got a sweet new pair of sneakers. Bet it was rerouted for mother's day.

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:09pm

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Lets spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Lets spend the night together
Together in my room

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:11pm

That's it...NO VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOGS FOR ANY OF YOU. FOR 2 MONTHS!!!

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:13pm

:( I want my VS Catalog :(. I will have no underwear for 2 monthS!!

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:14pm

i don't see a problem there

V1ctorya on May 09 '08 at 12:16pm

go online, that's how I buy from VS, I tend to get better deals too with all the stacking coupons.

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:16pm

HEHE I know I was jk, I do buy online or go to the store, I have to get new underwear like every week. I can't stand to wear the same pair more than 2 times. Im a freak :)

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:17pm

be sure you select "USPS" for shipping

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:17pm

dude, I have underwear that's over a decade old...

Wiffler on May 09 '08 at 12:18pm

new underpants after two wears???

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:20pm

Lol I have too much though, I think I have enough right now to last me about 5 months without wearing the same pair twice. I love it haha I see cute underwear, I have to buy it :)

mezo on May 09 '08 at 12:21pm

...well, I'm not getting a lunch salad today.

mezo on May 09 '08 at 12:22pm

Kaleigh....what the hell do you store all those panties in?? A military issued trunk?

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:24pm

HA no. I have a trunk though, at the end of my bed.

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:24pm

Good Guess Mez haha

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:25pm

I need to go through and throw some awayz... :/

USPS on May 09 '08 at 12:26pm

ship them to Japan. via USPS, of course

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:26pm

I don't think they want used underwear.

mezo on May 09 '08 at 12:26pm

...I bet you have them categorized, too, huh? Period Panties, Sexy Panties, Summer Panties, PJ Panties, Tight Pants Panties...

spacesick will be in here soon.

kaleigh07 on May 09 '08 at 12:27pm

HAHA nope, just thrown in there. Im not that picky.

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