why am i poor?!??!!
oh...right....because i shop here all the time...

i believe this will be a great companion to my communist party shirt...

i work at a daycare. if i wore this shirt, i wonder how long it would take for someone to notice, and ultimately for someone to fire me.

i think i'm a-gonna do it. you know, to add to my literary wardrobe.

so of course i want to buy a $10 shirt. but i can't decide between B.F.F. and Ctrl + Z.

any opinionnnnnnnnnnnnns??????

a vague little tale from tonight:
roommate#1: what are you doing?
me: oh, this thing fell off my thing, so i gotta glue it back on.
roommate#1: the thing fell off the thing...
roommate #2: so now she's gotta glue it back on.
roommate #1: yeah. thanks amelia.

yeah so i love how many people are jealous of me for having that shirt. and also i was watching old project runway episodes, and i forget now which guy it was (i want to say kevin...) was wearing a red shirt with the hammer and sycle on it and also CCCP on it and i want it sooo bad. so bad.

i get yelled at for this all the time!

so yeah i like how in my little mini-bio up there it says that i give an average score of 2.66. that makes me seem like a total douchebag who hates everybody! it's not true! i score lots of fives! and dollar signs! and fives with dollar signs! math lies!

anyway. yeah. just thought i'd throw that out there.

another great shirt for someone like me, what with the writing of poetry and all that garbage. and yet it makes me sad! can't wait!