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swissylove aka is a girl, has been a member since October 12, 2006, has scored 4,903 submissions, giving an average score of 1.99, helping 57 designs get printed.
I remember when the terrorists drove Volkswagen Vans
of 51 votes, 29% like it
I think he actually is saying she's a gold digger.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
compliments are cheap foreplay
of 51 votes, 20% like it
you won't like me when i'm hungry
of 51 votes, 18% like it
I don't believe you. Let's google it.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
cigarette smokers suck
of 50 votes, 22% like it
do you get frequent flyer miles for those power trips?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
pluto was kicked out of disneyland too.
of 58 votes, 41% like it
Showing my American pride: Loud, fat, and wide
of 55 votes, 16% like it
Korma and curry? Naan for me, thanks!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Time heals all wounds, but penicillin works better.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
two eyes made out of coal is a little dangerous for a snowman.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
time heals all wounds. but i prefer penicillin.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
creepy is the new sexy
of 57 votes, 14% like it
miss susie went to heaven. tugboat went to hell. poor tugboat.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
you can bring sexy back, but you need a receipt
of 58 votes, 29% like it
my cat's in denial about her facial hair
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Homey plays the pan flute
of 55 votes, 15% like it
Miss Mary Mack: The Original Goth Chick
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Even Super Grover gets the blues
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Americans: Taking "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge" to heart
of 55 votes, 11% like it
back off, dude. i'm hypoglycemic.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Celebrate the Sabbath; be a challah back girl!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
do you get frequent flier miles for those power trips?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Eyes made of coal? Frosty had a death wish.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
Get onboard the Great Space Coaster!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
Goofy reigns supreme. Pluto was kicked out of Disneyland too.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Help me get "Edelweiss" out of my head, please...
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Henrietta Pussycat does kitty porn now
of 56 votes, 9% like it
Howdy Doo!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
I hate it when I hit "OMG, Stupid!" on my own design!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
i miss pudding pops
of 56 votes, 13% like it
I miss the days when terrorists drove VW vans...
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I voted OMG, Stupid! on George Bush, but he got picked anyway...
of 46 votes, 9% like it
I'm not shmoopie. You're shmoopie!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
I'm on my way to Zoobilee Zoo!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
Jack Tripper is hot
of 51 votes, 8% like it
mark hamill is hot!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Midwesterners never move anywhere without their corn holders
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Please call me Dave.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Psst... Don't tell anyone, but I'm Secret Santa!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
ramona quimby is my hero
of 49 votes, 10% like it
short men are sexy
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Spoiler: The Wizard is a Fake!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
St. Beatus Hohlen
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Tattoo "Xavier Roberts" on your bum. It'll be cool.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
Tom broke up with me. He needed HisSpace.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Tom broke up with me. He said he needed His Space.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
tom broke up with me. something about needing his space...
of 56 votes, 11% like it
wesley + buttercup 4 ever
of 34 votes, 3% like it
When you see VW vans, do you still worry that it's the Libyans?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Who's minding the gap?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
Xavier Roberts is just slightly obscure.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
You suck when you smoke
of 29 votes, 14% like it
You're schmoopie!
of 42 votes, 5% like it

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All about me

The t-shirts I own are: Communist Party, Adultery, I am Unique, Fast Supper, and Original Sin. Soon I'm going to purchase Calling Home.