Slut 101
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Bitchy Diplomat
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Wave at me!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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If it's anyone, it has to be me.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Agent Provocateur: Diplomacy is my forte
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I'm with stupid -------->
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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I am the milk of human kindness.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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He loves me more than he does you.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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My boyfriend said he slept with you.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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If I ignore you, it means I love you the most.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Wake me up if I fall asleep.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Certified Shrink. Ask me anything.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I nominate myself for president.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I chase your dark clouds everyday.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Eternal Miss Universe
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Charm school graduate.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Does my butt look big in this? Look behind.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I only sleep with the best.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I only answer personal questions.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I am a fashion nerd.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I got a PhD at charm School.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I used to be Scorpio, but Pluto demoted me into unexistence
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Spiritual polygamist: I pray to Jesus in the direction of Mecca.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I have faith in serial monogamy.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I learnt my science from the bible.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Your aura is too big for my boobs
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I am scared to talk to you.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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You and me baby we're nothing but mammals
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I only talk about the weather.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Everytime I ask why I learn how to fly.
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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I attract stains
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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On the abus!ng of abbreviat;ons'
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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You will find this funny only if you have a sense of humor.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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My life is a fairytale, but i'm no fairy.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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You will see a fullstop after this.
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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You are part of my perfect moment.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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You just read a pointless sentence.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Single but only looking under there.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I was the weakest link, but then I tagged you.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I wanted to appreciate your beauty, but my shirt already did.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Can you please flirt with me?
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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When there is silence, we shall talk about the weather.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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A liar stands in front of me
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Napoleon Dynamite blows, but he's still my friend.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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St*rs are Blind only in Paris
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I am from the club suit. But I don't club seals.
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Look one more time and I pwn you.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I know you love me, and always will forever.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I love you forever and want your babies
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Shh, don't tell: I used to be a hobo until I decided to retire
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Legal Drug Dealer: Hit Me Up
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I visited Threadless and all I got was a stupid T-Shirt
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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When I say SNAP you will fall into a trance. snap.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Why do busts end at the shoulders?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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When I stare into space I don't see
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I'm so ZEN, I have learnt not to fall when I sit
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I might be slow, but still in front of you!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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YES means no means YES means no means YES means no
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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We both have your undivided attention
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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These are bigger than they appear
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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