You're so lovely (and vegan) that I'll eat (tofu for) you.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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4 women out of 5 agree. I'm a good kisser.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Wanna come to my place and play... D&D?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Je ne parler pas la française.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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DEFINE "GIRLFRIEND"
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'm listed as single. 12:25pm
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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as seen on facebook
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I'm funnier when you're drunk.. can I get you another drink?
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I'm smarter when I'm drunk.. hics!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Professional Hugger
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Hug $2/each
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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People are no good. Or not in the mood.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Monday... Again.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a terrorist.......... no no, just kidding!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I am not a cop.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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English? Français? ¿Español? Italiano? Deutsche?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Je ne parle pas français.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the 'who' when they say "who's there."
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Hi. My name is <__________>.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Join today! Call <___-___-____> now!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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UFO!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Think about it, I haven't.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Ask me for Xmas, you might be lucky!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I'm looking at your....while you're reading.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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3 out of 5 smile when reading it.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Better than newspaper eh?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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That was a gift.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Can you believe I bought this?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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No need to ask. The answer is no.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Look on YOUR side of the bus.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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FCUK OFF. It's not trendy, it's bad spelling on a bad day.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I wear other people's thoughts.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Am I drunk or are you born blurry?
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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I don't have change and I don't smoke. Bye.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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I am your conscious mind.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Don't look behind you!!!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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low profile
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Yes, saying "I like your t-shirt" is a nice ice breaker.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I'm such a g33k that I level up when you read this. (+3 cha)
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Let me emotionally engage you.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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