Tetris taught me the fundamentals of architecture.
of 53 votes, 58% like it
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Let's throw a revolutionary tea party.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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Hitchhikers gave me two thumbs up.
of 76 votes, 57% like it
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In an alternate dimension, I just saved your life.
of 70 votes, 51% like it
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My sleep cycle needs training wheels.
of 83 votes, 49% like it
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Swing sets allow me to fly short distances.
of 82 votes, 48% like it
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I will defeat you in a choreographed fight scene.
of 105 votes, 53% like it
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I feel more heroic in phone booths.
of 107 votes, 47% like it
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Chute, I forgot my ladder.
of 112 votes, 57% like it
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Nothing ever develops at a writer's block party.
of 117 votes, 45% like it
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Real bear hugs are often fatal.
of 145 votes, 54% like it
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Bubble wrap is an inexpensive form of therapy.
of 132 votes, 53% like it
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Origami experts fold under pressure.
of 166 votes, 56% like it
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Getting lost is really just accidental sightseeing.
of 151 votes, 54% like it
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I fight crime with onomatopoeias. POW!
of 263 votes, 54% like it
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You can't please everyone because that would be gross.
of 262 votes, 52% like it
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My darkest hours are always at night.
of 271 votes, 47% like it
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Pencils aspire to be No. 2.
of 409 votes, 56% like it
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You may only correct me with a red pen.
of 370 votes, 43% like it
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Speed limits make time travel impossible.
of 419 votes, 43% like it
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