I'm Nate.
I like pizza.
I'm not random.
This is a list.


I occasionally write slogans. Here are some of my favorites I've written over the years:

Pencils aspire to be No. 2.

Save your strength, there's a boss battle ahead.

Evens are against all odds.

Fight the power, turn off your electricity.

In a plerfect world, I would spell things correctly.

"Stop using telepathy," you thought.

After years of searching, Waldo found himself.

Curiosity killed my cat and I want revenge.

I will defeat you in a choreographed fight scene.

In an alternate dimension, I just saved your life

Hitchhikers gave me two thumbs up.

I know a lot. I park my car there.