You're trying to solve this new puzzle-like cube thing that your friend bought, but you have no idea how. Your fingers are sweaty; your eyes look for answers at the creepy Care Bear staring across the room, it's not talking. Frustrated you set the thing down and move onto more important stuff like beating Super Mario Brothers and watching The Wonder Years. After stopping at World 8-2, you notice there's something on the B button. It's a sticker. A-ha!



Problem solved.







Rules of Contest Engagement:

1. You must be a member of the Slogan Club BEFORE this ballot blog went up for voting to vote on this contest. If you are a new member, feel free to come back for the next time we vote on a contest winner.

2. Please choose the TEN BEST SLOGANS from the list below. Please cut and paste this ballot into your email account and fill it in with your selections including the name of the sloganeers:

Official Slogan Club 17th 'Nostalgia' Contest Ballot

Favorite Slogan: (10 Points):
#2 (9 Points):
#3 (8 Points):
#4 (7 Points):
#5 (6 Points):
#6 (5 Points):
#7 (4 Points):
#8 (3 Points):
#9 (2 points):
#10 (1 Point):

Ten points shall be awarded towards the point tally for your favorite slogan of the contest, and so down until your tenth selection is given one point. Remember to write the username next to the slogan.

3. Please e-mail me your real name and Threadless ID name to officialsloganvoting@gmail.com.

4. Sorry, but no one is allowed to vote for their own slogans to avoid any conflicts of interest. Anyone that sends in a ballot with one of their own slogans being voted on will be instantly ineligible from voting on this contest. We’ll see if we let you vote on the next one, depending if our bruised hearts and egos have mended by then. Sniff sniff…

Your ballots are due by November 6th to count for the contest.


[For all the people that grouped their final contest entries, I love you, man!]


Bio-bot 9000
When I Was Your Age, Michael Jackson Only Looked Dead.
Inspector Gadget: The Original Robocop
My financial advisor is a duck with a top hat



brightwood
The best spaceships are built one colorful brick at a time.
Mix Tapes: Where my life of crime began.
Troll dolls: Masters of capitalizing on bad hair days.
Back in the day, I thought I'd have a jet pack by now.
Shouldn't The Breakfast Club include bacon?
Brett Favre WAS cool.
Corduroy is so groovy.
Double Dutch was fun before it was an economic dating strategy.
My briefcase was more fun when I was a frog.



Chengui
Pogs: If that isn't nonsense, we're about the same age.
I'm the one who rewound unkindly
Videogames taught me that mushrooms make you big and strong



courtney pie
I'm So Cool, I Wear Sunglasses Whether It's Sunny Or Not.
You Can Call Me A Square, I'd Prefer 6 Faced, 6 Colored Cube.
I'm Not A Square, I'm A Six Faced, Six Colored Puzzle Cube.




bygrinstow
Back in the Day, We Just Called it "School".



Dr MonA
I'm so Old School I keep spare 3-D glasses on hand!
I threw it back so far my pet rock caught it!
I remember when spamming was just a cuisine!
I left my Counter Culture in the 80's but we kissed and made up.




dbrv11
Smurfs were the first blue man group.
Pursuit of the trivial made my youth significant.
Once all you needed to be entertained was a pig and a frog.
Time traveling to the 80s would be a most excellent adventure.
My email is down. How do I find those post office thingies?
As a kid I was so cynical I had I Don’t Care Bears.
Going green once meant a long night of tequila shooters.
The 80s: when even manly men wore hairspray and pink shirts.
Bring back the cola wars. I just like taking the taste tests.
My speakers go to 12.



evan3
My pet rock's name is Rocky
Platform shoes would totally eat Crocs



evercurious
Hogwarts? I'd rather enroll in a Masters of the Universe.



FRICKINAWESOME
My Favorite Kind Of Music Is Old-School Video Game.


frostedlemoncoward
I'm not applauding; I'm just checking for clap-on lights.
Regrettably, Moon Boots did not get me a career as an astronaut.
No one wore the pants in 16th century Scotland.
I never caught Carmen Sandiego; I was too busy looking for Waldo.


greenttentacle
Mutant teenagers sounds scary enough...
Pac-Man: The Original Ghost Buster
Fondue Parties Are Just Cheesy
Scratch 'n' Sniff Stickers: Just Say No.
Parachute pants: 80s style meets life saving device
When I was young we used to walk exaggerated distances to school
I lost the spring in my step when slinky's went out of fashion
I learnt all my self defense moves from watching Home Alone
Nostalgia helps me live life in the past lane.
Hammer Time is for tools


krokun
Old Skool Is Another Name For University


mike bautista
Phone Booths Make Adventures More Excellent.



misakaji
Hey Care Bears, it's rude to stare




murky78
I took a walk down memory lane and developed a case of nostalgia
Vomit: It's nostalgia with carrots!
Vomit: It's nostalgia with chunks



Narg2213
Coor's Light totally ripped off of Freaky Freezies



nintechno
Charles left me in charge.



PuppetMeat
Back In My Day, Philosophy Was Just Called Thinking.
This Shirt Had More Shoulder Pads In The 80's




rbthatcher
I remember when Nostalgia was just a thing of the past.
I look back on school with fond memories...of RECESS!
Life was simpler when video game controllers had just A or B.
The Electric Company used to be educational, now it's just a bill
I remember when things were cool.
If it was 1987, this would be Neon and Acid-Washed.
I remember when this shirt was in style. (PRINTED IN NEON)


robroy05
I miss the days when a loin cloth and a battle cat made you a man
If you're going to slap my wrist you better be holding a bracelet
88 mph was once the key to the future, Today it's 88 mpg
The Yugo, encouraging us to walk everywhere we go since 1980
David may have danced, but I bet he didn't wreck a tractor
I miss the days when punk was less thug and more pink hair
The year is 1984 The time is 11:57pm. Is your day doomed?
I don't know why Max is so mad, he drives a sweet car.
Only the 80's could make 007 a total zero
I'll pop your rocks, but I won't pet them.


rossmat8
Life is full of pitfalls, breakouts, and pongs
I ain't scared of no ghosts except pink and blue ones
I had a life once then someone handed me a joystick
When life hands you bananas and mushrooms GO OUTSIDE!
Simon is impossible when you're colorblind
I wish cellphones could still double as boomerangs
Can I have a quarter? I've got a universe to save!



scao
There isn't any quest I can't type my way out of.
Pretty sure I could do it in BASIC.
All of my problems can be solved by oil slicks or smokescreens
I was killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts.
We all know Teddy Ruxpin invented Skynet.
My Successful Life of Crime is Based on Avoiding Nosy Kids



ShawnLogan
Still Jammin' On The Wonder
Master Of Dungeons And The Universe



Sidepull
We now know the chemistry behind Hulkamania.
Love will tear us apart (But maybe hate will recycle us)
Lips like sugar attract ants.
I just re-enacted Ferris Bueller's "Day Off"



Snaggletoofer
If I were Aquaman, Chthulu would be my steed.
REO Speedwagon goes great with milk!




Sparky the Wonderboy
Sporks: the Swiss army knife of school lunches.
School got old before it got old school.
Old School used to be just school.
Lead-based paint made me what I am today.
When I was a kid, Fortified was what we did with sofa cushions.



SuperRyan
Video Games: 30 Years Later, Still Blowing Up Aliens
I'd be a lot more rad if I wasn't already so ace




The Conartist
Life was better before my action figures became action movies
The world does not revolve around me, but hula hoops do.



The68thDimension
There'd Be More Chivalry If We Still Had Dragons.
Rome: Goth Free Since 546 AD.
Monopoly Taught Me Important Life Skills. Like World Domination.



TimScribble
This shirt is clap on compatible
Nothing sets the mood like the clapper
Those arent scars from cutting, they're scars from slap on bracelets




T-Lou
Even a Lasso of Truth couldn't help you find an Invisible Plane.
For the next 5 minutes I'm going to party like it's $19.99
Stereotypes: look twice as good as monotypes.
ET's phone bill was astronomical!
I love the smell of hair gel in the morning.
The future's so bright...it's hyper-coloured!
Shitty in Pink (*on a pink tee*)
DVD's killed the video star.
By the Power of Old School!
Zoinks!! I'm having an 80's moment.

THE 16TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS SLOGAN CONTEST!




School. Some say it's cool, others think it's warm. Whatever the case may be, the slogan climate is changing. So put on your thinking caps and hit the books because your brain is about to get sedimentary rocked!



Rules of Contest Engagement:

1. You must be a member of the Slogan Club BEFORE this ballot blog went up for voting to vote on this contest. If you are a new member, feel free to come back for the next time we vote on a contest winner.

2. Please choose the TEN BEST SLOGANS from the list below. Please cut and paste this ballot into your email account and fill it in with your selections including the name of the sloganeers:

Official Slogan Club 16th "School" Contest Ballot

Favorite Slogan: (10 Points):
#2 (9 Points):
#3 (8 Points):
#4 (7 Points):
#5 (6 Points):
#6 (5 Points):
#7 (4 Points):
#8 (3 Points):
#9 (2 points):
#10 (1 Point):

Ten points shall be awarded towards the point tally for your favorite slogan of the contest, and so down until your tenth selection is given one point. Remember to write the username next to the slogan.

3. Please e-mail me your real name and Threadless ID name to officialsloganvoting@gmail.com.

4. Sorry, but no one is allowed to vote for their own slogans to avoid any conflicts of interest. Anyone that sends in a ballot with one of their own slogans being voted on will be instantly ineligible from voting on this contest. We’ll see if we let you vote on the next one, depending if our bruised hearts and egos have mended by then. Sniff sniff…

Your ballots are due by November 6th to count for the contest.


[For all the people that grouped their final contest entries, I love you man!]


Bio-bot 9000
Class Warfare Killed My Math Teacher.
"Master of Science" sounds much cooler than "Doctor of Philosophy"
I was voted most likely to succeed, and least likely to detect sarcasm.
The School of Hard Knocks Beat Me Up With My Own Diploma.
Those Who Ignore History are Destined to Flunk It.
The Model United Nations Declared War on My Train Set.
College: The 4 Year Bachelor Party.


brightwood
When it comes to school, i am apparently very D-gradable.
Physics: The ultimate search for, "Whats the matter?"
Proud graduate of the School of Hard Knock Knocks.
My astrology teacher was a star.
Principals have no class.
College was a bunch of B.S.
I graduated toe of my class.
Biology makes me feel so alive.
BEGINNING FRENCH: It wasn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.
Apparently school was not my best subject.


bygrinstow
I'm Still Waiting for After School to Get Special.
31 Courses Later, I'm a Rocky Road Scholar...


davidfromdallas
Bring Nap Time Back.
¡Spanish class taught me how to make sentences look more exciting!



dbrv11
My childhood ended when I dissected my first frog.
The ocean: the biggest home school on the planet.
Geometry class taught me how to work all the angles.
Shop class is a great place to get hammered.
Lunchroom ladies: saving the hairnet industry for over 100 years.
An apple a day makes one the teacher’s pet.
Those who can’t do make dumb cracks about teachers.
I jumped the shark in marine biology class.
Musicals weren’t that big a deal when I was in high school.
Art class is full of posers.


evan3
When Pencils Fight, It Usually Results In A Draw


eyerz
Geometry teachers often go off on tangents
Re-enacting classic battles in the cafeteria helped me learn History
I only went to school to eat my lunch
Ironically, University didn't teach me anything about the Cosmos


flip175
kindergarten inspired me to become a macaroni jewelry appraiser


FRICKINAWESOME
Dear Quadruple Spacing, Thank You For Making 20 Page Papers Possible.
Extra Credit Points Are The Equivalent Of Nerd Catnip.
I Run An Existential Crisis Hotline For Troubled Philosophy Students.



Jackanapes mk.II
Stay in school, even if the fire alarm goes off.
Only bad mathematicians give 110%.


Jess4002
I Can't Afford A Punching Bag, So I'll Hit The Books.


goliath72
school; it was my first job
school, my place of hibernation since kindergarten.
Literature inspires my deep thoughts of confusion


greenttentacle
The best equations involve multiplication and pie
I learnt my ABCs at LMNtary school
I didn't mind school. It was just the principal of the thing.
I gave my poetry teacher an orange
Algebra taught me how to define a kiss (x)
Volume turns Pizza into Pi
Research shows unreferenced statements are more believable
Plagiarism: great minds think alike
Plagiarism- the greatest form of flattery since stealing
Skipping class is all about learning the ropes


HaloGirl
I'd like my job better if the boss handed out gold foil stars.
I miss the days when a gold foil star made it all worthwhile.
Reaching for the stars was easy when they were made of gold foil.


jshepp
you may have beaten my pacman score, but at least I got a diploma
I have my English teachers to thank for my arthritus.
Detention puts you in a class all by yourself.
still waiting for an academic challenge
Fifth grade graduation is another way to celebrate mediocre.
I'll trade you my pudding cup for your biochemistry solutions.



Kim456
I received all my higher learning behind the bike shed
English 101: Shakes spear is not something done by angry natives
School gets in the way of my real life as a virtual superhero
In school I'd catch and kiss, now if I kiss I worry I might catch
5th grade science solved the energy crisis, use potatoes
the dog ate my hard copy, pen drive and ran its claws over the cd


krokun
My School Spirit Was Vodka.
Class Clowns Never Seem To Join The Circus.
I Liked Popularity Before Everyone Else Did.
Chemistry Gives Me Gas.
Clown School Is A Laughing Matter.
Education Needs More Unicorns.
Teach Me A Lesson. Preferably Math.
I Went To School And All I Got Was An Education.
I Keep Secrets At An 8th Grade Level.
Teachers Make The Grade.




misakaji
Up to this day, dodgeball still haunts my dreams.
Dissecting frogs is cold-blooded murder.
Mine favoritest subject were grammar,
Ancient History is so last century.
My dog ate my homework. The pixie fairies told me so!
I don't submit late. Teachers just give unrealistic deadlines.
School sounds better with magic wands and changing staircases.
10 meter hall runner champion coming through.
Literature. The stuff of legends.
Hey, kid, leave us teachers alone.


murky78
"My teacher talks to herself. She thinks we're listening"
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone
I failed all my subjects; I may not be smart, but I'm consistent
I was so far behind in my homework I had to drop out to finish it
In real life there is no such thing as algebra.


Narg2213
HARDCORE SCHOOL, Doing Lines Not Writing Them


Nice.s.t.e.e.
Algebra: when ABCs become 123s and all hell breaks lose.
Algebra: when your ABCs and 123s reach puberty and all hell breaks lose.
Surprisingly, nap time has become quite the useful tool as an adult.
Dear Life, Lunch is doing great but why did recess get the boot?
High school was such an 80s teen angst movie.


Nutrius
School was all fun and games until someone stole your lunchbox
Time is a great teacher, even though it kills all its students.
I'm a pro at drawing blanks.
I can only draw blanks.
Failure is now an option!


PuppetMeat
Fish Always Get Into The Best Schools.
In Detention, Teachers Can't Hear You Scream.


pyko
Imaginary numbers. Mathematicians are creative. QED


rbthatcher
Wats sew grate abowt sckool enywez?



robroy05
Middle School Tip #5: Bullies Dissolve in Battery Acid
I found an place full of knowledge! I believe you call it library
Cruising down memory lane is great until you stall in 5th grade
Middle School Tip #64:Enjoy being a hero you'll be a loser soon
Middle School Tip #52: Spray-On deodorant is your best friend
If today is the first day of school then these are my new clothes
Middle School School Cafeteria: Birthplace of Rectangular Pizza
School is a the zoo, small cages, regular feeding and lion attacks
If I had known the circus was hard I would have stayed in school
After eight years of high school they finally started to pay me


rossmat8
(front)in the event of test sit behind me (back) CDBADCABCDACDA
The superlatives at Clown College are very confusing
Too old to be new school too young to be old school
I always had trouble taking notes in music class
Notebooks make suprisingly great pillows



ShawnLogan
Home Schooling Sounds Too Much Like Homework
I Graduated College With A Degree In Undecided
Improving Your Grades Is Easy If You Know The Passwords
High School Bullies Head You Off At The Class
In High School I Was Voted "Most Unlikely"
English Majors Do It Better And Write About It Afterwards



Sparky the Wonderboy
One coloring assignment is worth 1000 poetry magnets.
This Court is in recess. Bailiff, get the kickball.
Court will resume after a short recess for hopscotch.
Hot and cold packs used to be lunch. Now they're therapy.
Silly Congress, Recess Is For Kids.
11 out of 10 coaches think giving 110% makes sense.
The Street taught me to Count with a Transylvanian accent.
Can you Count with a Transylvanian accent?
I memorized pi and it was not a piece of cake.



The Conartist
Eating from the Periodic Table gave me gas.
Railings make living on the edge far less exciting.
My Thinking Cap was confiscated for violating the dress code.
School taught me that science and I have no chemistry


The68thDimension
My Music Teacher Was Always Very Composed.
My Philosophy Teacher Doesn't Believe I Exist.
My Maths Teacher Always Gave Us Warm Apple Pi
My Art Teacher Always Looked A Little Drawn
I Hate Bauhaus.
Unfortunately, My Biology Teacher Proved Darwinism.
My Chemistry Grades Were Terrible, So I Introduced Them To Acetone
My Economics Teacher Had A Bad Case Of Inflation
My School Librarian Needed To Be Reshelved
My Physics Teacher Was Lacking In Gravitas


Tikimasters
Recent studies have shown that some people like studying
Glue tasted a lot better when I was in 2nd grade
Actually, letters put the cool in school




T-Lou
School taught me a valuable lesson. I'm still paying for it.
All I got from the School of Hard knocks...was sore knuckles.
My Homework ate my brain.
Too many classes. Not enough clowns.
5318008 618* Calculators are fun! (*written in calculator font)
Those who can, do. Those who can't, shouldn't teach!
Detention Seeker.
Fractals make geometry slightly more interesting.
Report Cards always dealt me a lousy hand.
"Most likely to succeed"


urbffjill
Geology Rocks!



ZombieToArt
I nevar payed attenshun in skool and I terned owt fine
In school I dreamed of being rich, then my teacher woke me up
I liked school, I had some of my best naps there
Brain-washing class taught me a lesson I'll never forget

Threadless did an outstanding job with this one.

Grats!

Great slogans and a Jens Lekman fan.

Win.


frostedlemoncoward

If you're in the OSC, watch this blog. IT will morph into something beautiful (with wings of course)

I think the original list helped a few people get printed, so I'm bringing it back. All of these slogans are something of genius (I think) and would make a fine addition to your wardrobe. Be sure to add your favorites, too! [If you'd like, post the URL to your slogan so I can update the HTML]

bygrinstow's blog of chortle These made me chortle audibly today

DFD's Top 10.


The order will randomly change throughout the year.


Every Time The World Doesn't End, I Have To Find a New Cult.
Spam69



I'm Not Losing, I'm Just Preparing For A Dramatic Comeback.
PuppetMeat




Dear Shirt, I lost my diary today...
Simpletinrobot




Walk like an Egyptian. Run like a Kenyan.
Caleb11



THESAURUS. don't leave home, abode, dwelling without it
nathanwpyle at gmail.com




The future called and said we're behind schedule
robroy05



now that i'm older, i understand what the adults in Peanuts say
courtney pie


Plagiarism: Getting in Trouble For Something You Didn’t Even Do.
Bio-bot 9000



Everything is Exciting With a Countdown.
bygrinstow


I Thought The Future Would Have More Beep Boop Sounds.
FRICKINAWESOME


It's Never Too Late If You Have A Time Machine.
jess4002


A wise man once said something. And I was like whatever, dude.
SnakeMan




Smurfs were the first blue man group.
dbrv11


Pretend we're in a sitcom and start a hilarious misunderstanding.
squintygirl


I'm the complete package minus some things.
jshepp


Did you see that Octagon over there? Yeah, I think it's a sign.
rbthatcher


Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Impatient.
krokun


The geeks shall inherit middle earth
TimScribble


God created the universe using science. Everybody wins.
Larlar


If this glows, we're in the dark.
backtozero


Insomniacs are always up for it.
I 8 infinity. My stomach hurt forever.
brightwood


Question marks make me doubt myself?
martiandrivein


Silent consonants are dumb
tracerbullet


Jazz hands make surgery dangerous.
juliejeremiah


Subatomic ducks say Quark.
toopersent


Science: Making it harder to explain things to children.
Krimson


BIGFOOT, Beating Humans At Hide And Seek Since 1811.
Tikimasters


I throw parties at people.
evan3



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Next Update: TBD

New top 25 predictions?

Progress:
167 slogans/365


Week 20
167. I drive my car crazy.
166. Opposites attract and then kill each other.
165. Mean people should celebrate opposite day.
164. My gut reaction told me to eat it.

Week 19
AFK


Weeks 16-18
163. I know a lot. I park my car there.
162. I have a brain stuck in my head.
161. Sleeping is how I time travel.
160. Lincoln shoots and four scores!
159. Lava lamps are domesticated volcanoes.
158. The butterflies in my stomach are nervous, too.
157. I don't trust hurricanes. They have shifty eyes.
156. Small dogs are like cats that bark.
155. I bet you five dollars that I have a gambling addiction.
154. Reading: What you're doing now.
153. Bored? Do something dull and repetitive.
152. I'm so hungry hungry I could eat a hippo.
151. Triangle solos have three parts.
150. People are not stupid. They just lack intelligence.
149. I run faster when you press the B button.
148. The Mayans will release a new calendar in 2013.
147. Nudists have trouble stripping.
146. Important stuff happens at the stroke of midnight.
145. It took me forever to beat infinity.
144. Interview vampires at your own risk.
143. I watch the weather channel to relax.
142. The galaxy is for hitchhikers.
141. If you're trapped in a horror movie, try not to die.
140. When I grow down, I want to be a munchkin.
139. This shirt is redeemable for one large pizza.
138. Save the plankton from whales.
137. Phobias: Be Afraid


Week 15
136. Zombies don't call shotgun
135. Cameras keep me focused.

Week 14
134. Swing sets allow people to fly short distances.
133. Gogh Gogh gadget paintbrush.
132. In the Future, mosquitoes will still suck.
131. Russian literature is crime and punishment.
130. All of my peeps are marshmallows.
129. Instant gratification is now now now now now.
128. Save the world with a memory card.
127. Don't spread rumors, spread butter.
126. Dentists are the only people that like cavity searches.
125. Authors take things too literally.
124. Killing me softly would still be murder.
123. Redundancy is dumb and stupid.
122. When in Rome, be a turista.
121. You only live twice if you're James Bond.

Week 13
120. Fight the power, turn off your electricity.
119. I am a future old lady.

Week 12
AFK

Week 11
118. Keyboards help me Esc.
117. Sarah Connor is my mom.
116. The fat lady sings about food.
115. I eat fortune cookies...in bed.
114. My emperor is a penguin.
113. Invisible people think I'm paranoid.
112. Charles left me in charge.
111. The late bird gets the other worm.
110. Calculus derives me crazy.
109. H.G. is not feeling Wells.
108. I'm not crazy, I just throw cats.
107. I stole your thunder and sold it on ebay.
106. My train of thought has passengers.
105. Concrete boots keep your enemies grounded.
104. Phobias are afraid of me.
103. My political view has nice scenery.
102. I lost my cape fighting crime [on back of shirt]
101. Dude, where's the movie about my car?
100. My voice is too beautiful for singing.
99. My thoughts are cloudy with a chance of brainstorms.
98. Curiosity killed my cat and I want revenge.
97. My password is ******
96. In kindergarten, I majored in paste consumption.
95. Math has serious problems.
94. You can't go to jail for killing time.
93. I am addicted to interventions.

Weeks 8-10
AFK


Week 7
92. Cool things in happen in Antarctica.
91. I keep my vital organs in a rib cage.
90. Model citizens carry glue guns.
89. Immortality increased my lifespan.
88. "Bonsai," said the tree.
87. Bats can read my shirt [printed upside down]
86. I don't fear change, I pocket it.
85. There's something fishy about the ocean.
84. My humor is too dark to see.
83. I'm leaving dying to the last second.
82. I'm allergic to food poisoning.
81. Aliens need more space.
80. I gave up cannibalism for Lent.
79. I scrambled Humpty Dumpty.
78. Houston listens to all of my problems.
77. Wisdom teeth fail at giving advice.
76. I tell my problems to Houston.

Week 6
75. Joy can jump for herself.
74. Due to shortages, life will no longer be handing out lemons.
73. I'm easily persuaded at gunpoint.
72. Opportunity knocked down my front door.
71. I'll stop eating bacon when pigs fly.
70. Instead of keeping the peace, give it away for free.
69. The smart chicken flies a helicopter across the road.
68. Fairy tales paint Grimm pictures.
67. Tree branches are getting twiggy with it.
66. I forgot my stroll down memory lane.
65. I oppose the rule of thumb.
64. Flights of fancy need more whimsy
63. Your thinking cap doesn't fit.
62. Screenwriters are plotting against me.
61. Tomorrow is like today, but in the future.
60. I throw genies down wishing wells.
59. The terms and conditions don't agree with me.
58. Heimlich choked.
57. Zeros should carry themselves.


Week 5
56. I plead the 5th symphony
55. I hunt playwrights with deadly shakespeares.
54. Terms and conditions don't agree with me.
53. The road less traveled is under construction.
52. Jack and Jill should have used the faucet.
51. Lawn ornaments show gnome mercy.
50. I think magnets are particularly attractive.
49. Click pens help cure sadness
48. Verbs need to relax. They're always so tense.
47. Critics agree: everything sucks.
46. Today's weather is perfect for world domination
45. Shhhhh...my foot's asleep.
44. Broccoli: Trees for Little People.
43. I get medieval in bouncy castles.
42. Your font is just my type.
41. Google knows how to spell it.
40. Geometry is fun for all shapes and sizes.
39. Don't hug falling trees
38. Starving artists draw food.
37. Time flies when you're in a Delorean.
36. Forget the leader, follow me.
35. The road less traveled is closed for construction.
34. Ask who, what, when, why, and werewolf.
33. Bingo does not like his name-o.
32. Gravity really dropped the ball.
31. I found Waldo with Ctrl+F.


Week 4
30. Math trees have square roots.
29. Beavers are damming the nation.
28. Pianos don't lose their keys.
27. Iceland: Where Dreams are Bjorn.

Week 3
26. Disco fever wiped out a generation.
25. I bought a vowel and returned it.
24. I gave Heimlich the maneuver.
23. I sent my computer to boot camp.
22. I was fired today. From a cannon.
21. Lunch is not allowed at the The Breakfast Club.
20. It's not you, it's me. And the rest of mankind.
19. Showers turn into soap operas.
18. Air pollution takes my breath away.
17. Genies encourage wishful thinking.
16. All of my guilty pleasures were found innocent.


Week 2
15. Do you like my hair? I made it myself.
14. I won't reveal my true identity until the season finale.
13. Let math solve your problems.
12. Shirts dye and fade away.
11. Videogames teach the importance of saving lives.
10. The future knows too much.
9. If you can't win, lose
8. My boxfort has cannons.
7. Satin is the evil fabric.


Week 1
6. I subtracted and made a difference.
5. The teacher's pet has fleas.
4. I play Monopoly in Candy Land.
3. Optimus numbers are prime.
2. Misery loves company and bingo.
1. Sherlock is my holme boy.