You're trying to solve this new puzzle-like cube thing that your friend bought, but you have no idea how. Your fingers are sweaty; your eyes look for answers at the creepy Care Bear staring across the room, it's not talking. Frustrated you set the thing down and move onto more important stuff like beating Super Mario Brothers and watching The Wonder Years. After stopping at World 8-2, you notice there's something on the B button. It's a sticker. A-ha!



Problem solved.







Rules of Contest Engagement:

1. You must be a member of the Slogan Club BEFORE this ballot blog went up for voting to vote on this contest. If you are a new member, feel free to come back for the next time we vote on a contest winner.

2. Please choose the TEN BEST SLOGANS from the list below. Please cut and paste this ballot into your email account and fill it in with your selections including the name of the sloganeers:

Official Slogan Club 17th 'Nostalgia' Contest Ballot

Favorite Slogan: (10 Points):
#2 (9 Points):
#3 (8 Points):
#4 (7 Points):
#5 (6 Points):
#6 (5 Points):
#7 (4 Points):
#8 (3 Points):
#9 (2 points):
#10 (1 Point):

Ten points shall be awarded towards the point tally for your favorite slogan of the contest, and so down until your tenth selection is given one point. Remember to write the username next to the slogan.

3. Please e-mail me your real name and Threadless ID name to officialsloganvoting@gmail.com.

4. Sorry, but no one is allowed to vote for their own slogans to avoid any conflicts of interest. Anyone that sends in a ballot with one of their own slogans being voted on will be instantly ineligible from voting on this contest. We’ll see if we let you vote on the next one, depending if our bruised hearts and egos have mended by then. Sniff sniff…

Your ballots are due by November 6th to count for the contest.


[For all the people that grouped their final contest entries, I love you, man!]


Bio-bot 9000
When I Was Your Age, Michael Jackson Only Looked Dead.
Inspector Gadget: The Original Robocop
My financial advisor is a duck with a top hat



brightwood
The best spaceships are built one colorful brick at a time.
Mix Tapes: Where my life of crime began.
Troll dolls: Masters of capitalizing on bad hair days.
Back in the day, I thought I'd have a jet pack by now.
Shouldn't The Breakfast Club include bacon?
Brett Favre WAS cool.
Corduroy is so groovy.
Double Dutch was fun before it was an economic dating strategy.
My briefcase was more fun when I was a frog.



Chengui
Pogs: If that isn't nonsense, we're about the same age.
I'm the one who rewound unkindly
Videogames taught me that mushrooms make you big and strong



courtney pie
I'm So Cool, I Wear Sunglasses Whether It's Sunny Or Not.
You Can Call Me A Square, I'd Prefer 6 Faced, 6 Colored Cube.
I'm Not A Square, I'm A Six Faced, Six Colored Puzzle Cube.




bygrinstow
Back in the Day, We Just Called it "School".



Dr MonA
I'm so Old School I keep spare 3-D glasses on hand!
I threw it back so far my pet rock caught it!
I remember when spamming was just a cuisine!
I left my Counter Culture in the 80's but we kissed and made up.




dbrv11
Smurfs were the first blue man group.
Pursuit of the trivial made my youth significant.
Once all you needed to be entertained was a pig and a frog.
Time traveling to the 80s would be a most excellent adventure.
My email is down. How do I find those post office thingies?
As a kid I was so cynical I had I Don’t Care Bears.
Going green once meant a long night of tequila shooters.
The 80s: when even manly men wore hairspray and pink shirts.
Bring back the cola wars. I just like taking the taste tests.
My speakers go to 12.



evan3
My pet rock's name is Rocky
Platform shoes would totally eat Crocs



evercurious
Hogwarts? I'd rather enroll in a Masters of the Universe.



FRICKINAWESOME
My Favorite Kind Of Music Is Old-School Video Game.


frostedlemoncoward
I'm not applauding; I'm just checking for clap-on lights.
Regrettably, Moon Boots did not get me a career as an astronaut.
No one wore the pants in 16th century Scotland.
I never caught Carmen Sandiego; I was too busy looking for Waldo.


greenttentacle
Mutant teenagers sounds scary enough...
Pac-Man: The Original Ghost Buster
Fondue Parties Are Just Cheesy
Scratch 'n' Sniff Stickers: Just Say No.
Parachute pants: 80s style meets life saving device
When I was young we used to walk exaggerated distances to school
I lost the spring in my step when slinky's went out of fashion
I learnt all my self defense moves from watching Home Alone
Nostalgia helps me live life in the past lane.
Hammer Time is for tools


krokun
Old Skool Is Another Name For University


mike bautista
Phone Booths Make Adventures More Excellent.



misakaji
Hey Care Bears, it's rude to stare




murky78
I took a walk down memory lane and developed a case of nostalgia
Vomit: It's nostalgia with carrots!
Vomit: It's nostalgia with chunks



Narg2213
Coor's Light totally ripped off of Freaky Freezies



nintechno
Charles left me in charge.



PuppetMeat
Back In My Day, Philosophy Was Just Called Thinking.
This Shirt Had More Shoulder Pads In The 80's




rbthatcher
I remember when Nostalgia was just a thing of the past.
I look back on school with fond memories...of RECESS!
Life was simpler when video game controllers had just A or B.
The Electric Company used to be educational, now it's just a bill
I remember when things were cool.
If it was 1987, this would be Neon and Acid-Washed.
I remember when this shirt was in style. (PRINTED IN NEON)


robroy05
I miss the days when a loin cloth and a battle cat made you a man
If you're going to slap my wrist you better be holding a bracelet
88 mph was once the key to the future, Today it's 88 mpg
The Yugo, encouraging us to walk everywhere we go since 1980
David may have danced, but I bet he didn't wreck a tractor
I miss the days when punk was less thug and more pink hair
The year is 1984 The time is 11:57pm. Is your day doomed?
I don't know why Max is so mad, he drives a sweet car.
Only the 80's could make 007 a total zero
I'll pop your rocks, but I won't pet them.


rossmat8
Life is full of pitfalls, breakouts, and pongs
I ain't scared of no ghosts except pink and blue ones
I had a life once then someone handed me a joystick
When life hands you bananas and mushrooms GO OUTSIDE!
Simon is impossible when you're colorblind
I wish cellphones could still double as boomerangs
Can I have a quarter? I've got a universe to save!



scao
There isn't any quest I can't type my way out of.
Pretty sure I could do it in BASIC.
All of my problems can be solved by oil slicks or smokescreens
I was killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts.
We all know Teddy Ruxpin invented Skynet.
My Successful Life of Crime is Based on Avoiding Nosy Kids



ShawnLogan
Still Jammin' On The Wonder
Master Of Dungeons And The Universe



Sidepull
We now know the chemistry behind Hulkamania.
Love will tear us apart (But maybe hate will recycle us)
Lips like sugar attract ants.
I just re-enacted Ferris Bueller's "Day Off"



Snaggletoofer
If I were Aquaman, Chthulu would be my steed.
REO Speedwagon goes great with milk!




Sparky the Wonderboy
Sporks: the Swiss army knife of school lunches.
School got old before it got old school.
Old School used to be just school.
Lead-based paint made me what I am today.
When I was a kid, Fortified was what we did with sofa cushions.



SuperRyan
Video Games: 30 Years Later, Still Blowing Up Aliens
I'd be a lot more rad if I wasn't already so ace




The Conartist
Life was better before my action figures became action movies
The world does not revolve around me, but hula hoops do.



The68thDimension
There'd Be More Chivalry If We Still Had Dragons.
Rome: Goth Free Since 546 AD.
Monopoly Taught Me Important Life Skills. Like World Domination.



TimScribble
This shirt is clap on compatible
Nothing sets the mood like the clapper
Those arent scars from cutting, they're scars from slap on bracelets




T-Lou
Even a Lasso of Truth couldn't help you find an Invisible Plane.
For the next 5 minutes I'm going to party like it's $19.99
Stereotypes: look twice as good as monotypes.
ET's phone bill was astronomical!
I love the smell of hair gel in the morning.
The future's so bright...it's hyper-coloured!
Shitty in Pink (*on a pink tee*)
DVD's killed the video star.
By the Power of Old School!
Zoinks!! I'm having an 80's moment.