THE 16TH OFFICIAL SLOGAN CLUB (HEARTS) THREADLESS SLOGAN CONTEST!




School. Some say it's cool, others think it's warm. Whatever the case may be, the slogan climate is changing. So put on your thinking caps and hit the books because your brain is about to get sedimentary rocked!



Rules of Contest Engagement:

1. You must be a member of the Slogan Club BEFORE this ballot blog went up for voting to vote on this contest. If you are a new member, feel free to come back for the next time we vote on a contest winner.

2. Please choose the TEN BEST SLOGANS from the list below. Please cut and paste this ballot into your email account and fill it in with your selections including the name of the sloganeers:

Official Slogan Club 16th "School" Contest Ballot

Favorite Slogan: (10 Points):
#2 (9 Points):
#3 (8 Points):
#4 (7 Points):
#5 (6 Points):
#6 (5 Points):
#7 (4 Points):
#8 (3 Points):
#9 (2 points):
#10 (1 Point):

Ten points shall be awarded towards the point tally for your favorite slogan of the contest, and so down until your tenth selection is given one point. Remember to write the username next to the slogan.

3. Please e-mail me your real name and Threadless ID name to officialsloganvoting@gmail.com.

4. Sorry, but no one is allowed to vote for their own slogans to avoid any conflicts of interest. Anyone that sends in a ballot with one of their own slogans being voted on will be instantly ineligible from voting on this contest. We’ll see if we let you vote on the next one, depending if our bruised hearts and egos have mended by then. Sniff sniff…

Your ballots are due by November 6th to count for the contest.


[For all the people that grouped their final contest entries, I love you man!]


Bio-bot 9000
Class Warfare Killed My Math Teacher.
"Master of Science" sounds much cooler than "Doctor of Philosophy"
I was voted most likely to succeed, and least likely to detect sarcasm.
The School of Hard Knocks Beat Me Up With My Own Diploma.
Those Who Ignore History are Destined to Flunk It.
The Model United Nations Declared War on My Train Set.
College: The 4 Year Bachelor Party.


brightwood
When it comes to school, i am apparently very D-gradable.
Physics: The ultimate search for, "Whats the matter?"
Proud graduate of the School of Hard Knock Knocks.
My astrology teacher was a star.
Principals have no class.
College was a bunch of B.S.
I graduated toe of my class.
Biology makes me feel so alive.
BEGINNING FRENCH: It wasn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.
Apparently school was not my best subject.


bygrinstow
I'm Still Waiting for After School to Get Special.
31 Courses Later, I'm a Rocky Road Scholar...


davidfromdallas
Bring Nap Time Back.
¡Spanish class taught me how to make sentences look more exciting!



dbrv11
My childhood ended when I dissected my first frog.
The ocean: the biggest home school on the planet.
Geometry class taught me how to work all the angles.
Shop class is a great place to get hammered.
Lunchroom ladies: saving the hairnet industry for over 100 years.
An apple a day makes one the teacher’s pet.
Those who can’t do make dumb cracks about teachers.
I jumped the shark in marine biology class.
Musicals weren’t that big a deal when I was in high school.
Art class is full of posers.


evan3
When Pencils Fight, It Usually Results In A Draw


eyerz
Geometry teachers often go off on tangents
Re-enacting classic battles in the cafeteria helped me learn History
I only went to school to eat my lunch
Ironically, University didn't teach me anything about the Cosmos


flip175
kindergarten inspired me to become a macaroni jewelry appraiser


FRICKINAWESOME
Dear Quadruple Spacing, Thank You For Making 20 Page Papers Possible.
Extra Credit Points Are The Equivalent Of Nerd Catnip.
I Run An Existential Crisis Hotline For Troubled Philosophy Students.



Jackanapes mk.II
Stay in school, even if the fire alarm goes off.
Only bad mathematicians give 110%.


Jess4002
I Can't Afford A Punching Bag, So I'll Hit The Books.


goliath72
school; it was my first job
school, my place of hibernation since kindergarten.
Literature inspires my deep thoughts of confusion


greenttentacle
The best equations involve multiplication and pie
I learnt my ABCs at LMNtary school
I didn't mind school. It was just the principal of the thing.
I gave my poetry teacher an orange
Algebra taught me how to define a kiss (x)
Volume turns Pizza into Pi
Research shows unreferenced statements are more believable
Plagiarism: great minds think alike
Plagiarism- the greatest form of flattery since stealing
Skipping class is all about learning the ropes


HaloGirl
I'd like my job better if the boss handed out gold foil stars.
I miss the days when a gold foil star made it all worthwhile.
Reaching for the stars was easy when they were made of gold foil.


jshepp
you may have beaten my pacman score, but at least I got a diploma
I have my English teachers to thank for my arthritus.
Detention puts you in a class all by yourself.
still waiting for an academic challenge
Fifth grade graduation is another way to celebrate mediocre.
I'll trade you my pudding cup for your biochemistry solutions.



Kim456
I received all my higher learning behind the bike shed
English 101: Shakes spear is not something done by angry natives
School gets in the way of my real life as a virtual superhero
In school I'd catch and kiss, now if I kiss I worry I might catch
5th grade science solved the energy crisis, use potatoes
the dog ate my hard copy, pen drive and ran its claws over the cd


krokun
My School Spirit Was Vodka.
Class Clowns Never Seem To Join The Circus.
I Liked Popularity Before Everyone Else Did.
Chemistry Gives Me Gas.
Clown School Is A Laughing Matter.
Education Needs More Unicorns.
Teach Me A Lesson. Preferably Math.
I Went To School And All I Got Was An Education.
I Keep Secrets At An 8th Grade Level.
Teachers Make The Grade.




misakaji
Up to this day, dodgeball still haunts my dreams.
Dissecting frogs is cold-blooded murder.
Mine favoritest subject were grammar,
Ancient History is so last century.
My dog ate my homework. The pixie fairies told me so!
I don't submit late. Teachers just give unrealistic deadlines.
School sounds better with magic wands and changing staircases.
10 meter hall runner champion coming through.
Literature. The stuff of legends.
Hey, kid, leave us teachers alone.


murky78
"My teacher talks to herself. She thinks we're listening"
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone
I failed all my subjects; I may not be smart, but I'm consistent
I was so far behind in my homework I had to drop out to finish it
In real life there is no such thing as algebra.


Narg2213
HARDCORE SCHOOL, Doing Lines Not Writing Them


Nice.s.t.e.e.
Algebra: when ABCs become 123s and all hell breaks lose.
Algebra: when your ABCs and 123s reach puberty and all hell breaks lose.
Surprisingly, nap time has become quite the useful tool as an adult.
Dear Life, Lunch is doing great but why did recess get the boot?
High school was such an 80s teen angst movie.


Nutrius
School was all fun and games until someone stole your lunchbox
Time is a great teacher, even though it kills all its students.
I'm a pro at drawing blanks.
I can only draw blanks.
Failure is now an option!


PuppetMeat
Fish Always Get Into The Best Schools.
In Detention, Teachers Can't Hear You Scream.


pyko
Imaginary numbers. Mathematicians are creative. QED


rbthatcher
Wats sew grate abowt sckool enywez?



robroy05
Middle School Tip #5: Bullies Dissolve in Battery Acid
I found an place full of knowledge! I believe you call it library
Cruising down memory lane is great until you stall in 5th grade
Middle School Tip #64:Enjoy being a hero you'll be a loser soon
Middle School Tip #52: Spray-On deodorant is your best friend
If today is the first day of school then these are my new clothes
Middle School School Cafeteria: Birthplace of Rectangular Pizza
School is a the zoo, small cages, regular feeding and lion attacks
If I had known the circus was hard I would have stayed in school
After eight years of high school they finally started to pay me


rossmat8
(front)in the event of test sit behind me (back) CDBADCABCDACDA
The superlatives at Clown College are very confusing
Too old to be new school too young to be old school
I always had trouble taking notes in music class
Notebooks make suprisingly great pillows



ShawnLogan
Home Schooling Sounds Too Much Like Homework
I Graduated College With A Degree In Undecided
Improving Your Grades Is Easy If You Know The Passwords
High School Bullies Head You Off At The Class
In High School I Was Voted "Most Unlikely"
English Majors Do It Better And Write About It Afterwards



Sparky the Wonderboy
One coloring assignment is worth 1000 poetry magnets.
This Court is in recess. Bailiff, get the kickball.
Court will resume after a short recess for hopscotch.
Hot and cold packs used to be lunch. Now they're therapy.
Silly Congress, Recess Is For Kids.
11 out of 10 coaches think giving 110% makes sense.
The Street taught me to Count with a Transylvanian accent.
Can you Count with a Transylvanian accent?
I memorized pi and it was not a piece of cake.



The Conartist
Eating from the Periodic Table gave me gas.
Railings make living on the edge far less exciting.
My Thinking Cap was confiscated for violating the dress code.
School taught me that science and I have no chemistry


The68thDimension
My Music Teacher Was Always Very Composed.
My Philosophy Teacher Doesn't Believe I Exist.
My Maths Teacher Always Gave Us Warm Apple Pi
My Art Teacher Always Looked A Little Drawn
I Hate Bauhaus.
Unfortunately, My Biology Teacher Proved Darwinism.
My Chemistry Grades Were Terrible, So I Introduced Them To Acetone
My Economics Teacher Had A Bad Case Of Inflation
My School Librarian Needed To Be Reshelved
My Physics Teacher Was Lacking In Gravitas


Tikimasters
Recent studies have shown that some people like studying
Glue tasted a lot better when I was in 2nd grade
Actually, letters put the cool in school




T-Lou
School taught me a valuable lesson. I'm still paying for it.
All I got from the School of Hard knocks...was sore knuckles.
My Homework ate my brain.
Too many classes. Not enough clowns.
5318008 618* Calculators are fun! (*written in calculator font)
Those who can, do. Those who can't, shouldn't teach!
Detention Seeker.
Fractals make geometry slightly more interesting.
Report Cards always dealt me a lousy hand.
"Most likely to succeed"


urbffjill
Geology Rocks!



ZombieToArt
I nevar payed attenshun in skool and I terned owt fine
In school I dreamed of being rich, then my teacher woke me up
I liked school, I had some of my best naps there
Brain-washing class taught me a lesson I'll never forget