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jessieperson
aka Jessica is a girl, has been a member since October 7, 2006, has scored 4539 submissions, giving an average score of 2.28.
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Exaggeration: making the truth infinitely better
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I never get tired of insomnia.
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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I see you're a compulsive reader.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Change is good. I just found some on the ground today.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I would have more fun if my life were a musical.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I don't exaggerate, I just make the truth infinitely better.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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I'm glad you can read.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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If you find a fork in the road, pick it up.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I like smiling at mirrors. They always smile back.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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My imaginary friend always laughs at my jokes.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Impulses really get on my nerves!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I like to rhyme all the time.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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(I always read words in parentheses first)
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I think I'll inch away slowly now...
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Curiosity is a cat-murderer.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Airplanes get me high.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Professional Shower Singer
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I bet you twenty bucks that you'll read this whole thing.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Frosty the Snowman is an unreliable friend.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I hate how repetitive people say the same thing twice.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Exaggeration makes the truth INFINITELY better!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Exaggeration makes the truth infinitely better.
of 7 votes, 57% like it
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I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not lost. I'm just taking the scenic route.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If you stare at a word too long, it starts to look weird.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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It rained cats and dogs, and one of them ate my homework.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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