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rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 aka Matt is a 26.98 year old boy, has been a member since October 6, 2006, has scored 2835 submissions, giving an average score of 2.82.
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  Dec 21 '08 by rhythmdev9        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
dear bitch infront of me at starbucks last night,
when you asked the barista what the differnce between holiday blend and christmas blend,

i thought "hmm... i've been wondering the same thing myself"

when you she replied "there is no difference" and you asked "well why do they have different names"

i thought ok now she's just making conversation

when the barista replied "well some people don't celebrate christmas and may still want to enjoy the seasonal blend" and you said in the snottiest middle class mid-west house wife way possible "oh, thats right there are people who don't celebrate christmas"

i thought where is nearest blunt object so i can introduce it to this women's skull...






Mike4507
Mike4507 on Dec 21 '08 at 4:34pm
If I was behind her she would have been humped by an elephant
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Dec 21 '08 at 4:35pm
How dare my at they!?
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Dec 21 '08 at 4:36pm
baka.. i have no idea what you making fun of... ;-)
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 21 '08 at 4:38pm
Mike4507 on Dec 21 '08 at 4:34pm
If I was behind her she would have been humped by an elephant

So you would've humped her?
rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Dec 21 '08 at 4:38pm
are you calling mike fat?
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Dec 21 '08 at 4:39pm
What?

I'm not understanding.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 21 '08 at 4:40pm
I'm saying he has a huge penis.

Like an elephant's penis.

Is what I was going for.
littlem
littlem on Dec 21 '08 at 4:40pm
two thumbs up the butt!

unless she likes that sort of thing.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Dec 21 '08 at 4:50pm
ignorance-a-plenty
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