Reppin' the 90s
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This needs Ketchup
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Free Bouncy Rides
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Why do grape flavored things always taste like Sudafed?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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lux in tenebris
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I've got a pickle...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If life gives you AIDS, make lemonade.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Question: Which kind of bear is best?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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make love - not babies
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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if a tree falls in the forest, does anyone actually care?
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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hey, please don't talk while i'm ignoring you.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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re:ality
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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excuse me, please don't talk while i'm interrupting
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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i saved the cheerleader
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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i dare you not to read this shirt
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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if a tree falls in the forest, who the hell cares?
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Save the trees! Eat a vegan.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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if i don't see you in the future, i'll see you in the past
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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for bad luck, slap me in the face
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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hey, do you want a strawberry?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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pirates have feelings, too!
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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ninjas have feelings, too
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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something evil this way comes...
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a pathological liar, but that's a lie
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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hey, please don't talk while i'm interrupting.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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pirates have feelings, too.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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i did miss scarlet in the dining hall
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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i am the cobra commander in this house!
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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revenge is the sh*t
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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new yawk city
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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wait, do i know you?
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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what a lovely lazy eye you have
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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pirates have feelings, too
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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hobo-in-training
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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when i grow up, i wanna be a hobo
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a pirate, so please give me your booty.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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first i ran, then i raq
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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napping is for wrinkly people
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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born in america (made in china, assembled in korea)
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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the original smokeahontas
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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i know you're a robot, but i don't care
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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my dog ate my tamagachi
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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a green pill a day keeps the voices away
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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well thank you, captain obvious
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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when they blow up america, i got dibs on greenland
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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i wish i was australian
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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no wait, seriously, are you autistic?
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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new york city, rest in peace
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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drop and give me one cock pushup!
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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what lovely lazy eyes you have
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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i just got the heeby jeebys!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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i can't tell if you're retarded or not
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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if a tree falls in the forest, do other trees point and laugh?
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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there's many other fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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don't be so french
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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holy shitballs
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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fuckalizing
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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fuckaloo
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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fuckaluckadingdong
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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i'm not the sharpest tool in the chandelier...
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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the lemon doesn't fall far from the tree
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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take me drunk im home
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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is that a fat joke?
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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i like my coffee weak, like my men.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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oh my god! i think you need mouth to mouth...
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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boobless!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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i'm the same as you, only fluffier
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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here's a llama, there's a llama, not a llama, that's your momma
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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suspicious package...
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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tough shit? bite harder.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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italians win better.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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real friends hold you with both their hands
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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