Let me be your final electron acceptor.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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my emotions are artificial
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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how long have you been standing behind me?!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Checkmate.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I'm minty fresh -- can't handle this
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Queen of Apologies
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Asian-Western culture clash.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Light shines on me feet, my eyes burn to this beat.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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My religion is pie.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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On the surface, I am as happy as can be. Inside....
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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easy bake oven!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Mail-in rebate.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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if i had just one last wish, i would wish for a tasty fish
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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don't make me implicitly differentiate you!@
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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My therapist says I'm smart.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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irony defficiency
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Isn't life ironic?
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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i fought the war, i fought the war, but the war won!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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si senior
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Oh man, my child's DNA does not match mine.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My fist is perpendicular to your chin.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I'm dead. Figuratively speaking, of course.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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i want to roll like a kid in the snow
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I express myself through monotonous singing.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Note to God: Catalyze Me!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Apple Pie!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Hippo Hippo Hungry
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Does santa come to my house if I'm chinese?
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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BITCH : Beautiful Individual Taking Control Hippopotomuses
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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MOM: Mind Over Matter
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I choo-chooo-chooooose you
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Lets be friends
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Fine, don't say Hi to me.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Mannequins don't talk shit.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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So my friends were like, damn that's a nice top.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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mm.. transfats
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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The love is being saved for when it's needed.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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These streets are my catwalk.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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ur my ex-bf 4eva
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I'm minty!
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Pioneersex/Hatesounds
of 50 votes, 0% like it
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Silly Madonna, time goes by too quickly!
of 50 votes, 0% like it
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Stop leaks. Get iPad.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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DND PMSing
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Asian chicken salad.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Uh oh, my clock stopped ticking... period.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Only you can make me feel -- smooth as SILK!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes I wish I was a hedgehog.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Threadless.com :)
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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RAWR!!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Spare some money!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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That's a nice top. Not yours, mine.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I'm sorry, but I didn't carry any condoms with me.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Cash Machine
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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This enzyme wants to catalyze your reaction.
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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Turn that frown into a clown
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I have a PhD in shopping.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I am a Nerd!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My pie brings all the 3.14s to the yard.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Try my pie.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I have chocolate fever!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Green Tea Flava
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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America: You are wearing the wrong bra
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Stop staring you pervert!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Easy Button
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Are You An Otaku??
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I run on caffeine!
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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On The Job
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Can I be the tangent to your curve?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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The square root of my life is undefined.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Milk 'R Us
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Your top looks hot on me.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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SHOES SHOES SHOEs OH MY GOD! SHOES!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I LOVE YOUR TOP!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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did we shake the test tube?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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WATCH OUT FOR THOSE STAIRS!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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"You cannot touch something without being touched" - Ne
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Place a DVD in my drive--can you find my play button?
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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does this sushi have any pikachu in it?
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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i wish my farts smelt like wild berries
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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refill only with kikkoman.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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a taste of my wasabi makes you hot.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I Chocobo Race At Night :)
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Canada's Cutest Baby
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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i cannot think of a slogan.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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your raccoon makes my panda sad
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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if i had a pigeon everytime I heard that I'd have many pigeons
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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LIFE IS LIKE A DONUT
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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post-its are expensive so i use sammy
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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i did the test tube bubble
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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