...that I am amazing. Really.
They hopped offa their mountain and were like, "Hey, you. You're amazing. Have some sweet nectar, whydon'cha?" And I was like, "About time someone pointed it out, sheesh."

Good times, anyway... So I was checkin' my email, just like I do everyday, when lo and behold there was gifted upon me a threadless update with prices so low I could have shat myself. Luckily, I didn't. Crisis averted.

I haven't been able to afford shirts lately because I'm so poor (awesome people don't need to work, we just exist for the sake of existing), and I kept seeing the "Spilt" tee get reprinted and swearing at myself because I didn't have a job. And then I got an email that advertised it for 5 bucks.
Chyeah.
You may call it luck, but I call it fate. If I'd had enough money to buy it before, I'd have wasted some of my precious greengoodness.

Lucky for me, I now get to ruin people's enjoyment of films for the low price of 5$ (plus shipping and handling).

Yay life.