Joining this here lovely community has been a CRUSHING BLOW to my FRAGILE EGO. Well, okay, not really. My ego's not that fragile. Which I suppose suggests it's less inflated and more large-but-sturdy. Anyway, my point here is that people don't think my slogans are MIND-BLOWINGLY CLEVER. And they are! I am a genius as yet undiscovered! ONE DAY THE WORLD SHALL WEEP WITH JOY AS MY SLOGANS ARE PRINTED ON A TEE IN AN UGLY AND INAPPROPRIATE FONT.

I can't wait until I submit some actual designs and get to watch you all clobber my large-but-sturdy ego into the ground with your spiffy-but-impractical All-Stars. It will be glorious in a tragic sort of way.

Cheers!