I can see through net curtains. I can drink 7 pints of milk in under 30 seconds. When I meet people they always think they know me but aren’t quite sure where from. I can communicate with Bats, Dolphins and most domesticated animals. If I close my eyes I can see your thoughts and breathe under water. my likeness has appeared on a total of 73 different postage stamps the world over. Scientists can produce a strong elastic-like material that is non-toxic, Flexible and frame resistant, From my earwax. I finished Tetris. I was hired by the Red Cross to train emperor penguins for arctic rescue missions. I have been banned from singing as my voice disrupts the earth’s core by resonating on a molecular level. If there is a criminal in a crowd of people I can smell them out. I never blink. I am twice qualified as a doctor. The second time after being diagnosed with amnesia. People on the street usually injure themselves whilst paying attention to my captivating and stylish walk.