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DounArsena
aka Phil is a 24.33 year old boy, has been a member since September 27, 2006, has scored 1279 submissions, giving an average score of 2.84.
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Prone to spontaneous combustion (I'm just that hot).
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Where is my jetpack and personal robot?!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I like to pretend I'm a superhero. I make my cape with a sheet.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Evolution at its Finest!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Almost only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I hate bad grammer, but am OK with spelling errors.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Get it straight math geeks:
Pie are not squared.
Pie are round.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Pie are not squared.
Pie are round.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Not a Sophisticated Android Bent on the Extinction of Mankind...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Carnies are people too. Creepy...but still people.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Eye patches are classy
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Streetlights are the stars of urban night skies.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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High tides are the tsunamis of sand castles.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Ingredients: Water, Flesh, Various Organs, Gray Matter, Love
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Hi! I'm ____ (proper noun). Would you like to ____ (activity)?
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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I Challenge You, Poseidon!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Be An Army of Fun.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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The C's of Distrust: Clowns, Carnies, and Car Salesmen
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Mimes are the quietest type of creepy.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Payphones are an endangered species.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Don't be a scab. Support a union.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Philology: The Study of Phils
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Kittens: Nature's Antidepressants
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Archaeologists: Kicking Nazi Butt Since 1936
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Would a nuclear winter have glow-in-the dark snowflakes?
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I'm a land-locked sailor.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Violence solves conflicts.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Must. Get. Coffee.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Real life sure has a high resolution.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I'm about to get all fire and brimstone in this place.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Explosions please.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Desperate times call for desperate men.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Help! I'm a pacifist with a violence problem!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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...and that's when I decided to become a sailor.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Trust me. I have a PhD in this sort of thing.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Angst and Ego Aren't Humorous. Strive for Wit and Cleverness.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Avast, ye landlubbers!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Heavy Duty. Diamond Plate. Duct Tape.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm done playing nice.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I'm searching for berried treasure!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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It was a clear and serene day...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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No. Not interested.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Prone to spontaneous combustion (I\'m just that hot).
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Stalk you later.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Swords to Plowshares
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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The pariament of rooks quarelled due to the murder of ravens.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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The parliament of rooks quarreled due to the murder of ravens.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Trains, Planes, and...Rickshaws?
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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What ever happened to the monocle?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Zeppelins got a bad rap.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/364324/DounArsena
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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