SO TODAY was the first day I'd worn this shirt (got it in the mail yesterday; I've been wanting it for months; I'm extremely glad they reprinted it during the sale; I think it's the greatest shirt in the world).

I'd point out to virtually everyone that the shirt I was wearing was the greatest shirt, and they'd agree.

It was a great day
just because of that.

As the day went on, however, something happened that caused a mental EXPLOSION.

I SAW SOMEONE ELSE WEARING THIS SHIRT.

"OH MY GOD" I shouted with much volume.
They looked over.
The kid wearing it replied, "Yeah, I know. I've heard."

First off,
if I hadn't been wearing this shirt and I saw anyone wearing Threadless, I'd have freaked.
Moreover,
if I'd have seen someone wearing THIS SHIRT, I'd have freaked doubly.
EVEN moreover,
the fact that I was not the only one wearing this shirt in my school that day thoroughly impressed me.



SO STATISTICALLY
since there are 2000 or so students at my school,
1 out of 1000 people wear this shirt every day.

It's got to be true.