we used 2 be scared of other countries' leaders more than our own
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Falling feels like flying, until you hit the ground.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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eventually, my imaginary friend left me for the cool kids
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Your Mom doesn't have to be my best friend.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Girl, learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I am the strongerest.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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hook up yoko ono with bin laden and break up al qaeda.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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adding carrots to rabbit stew seems such unnecessary mockery
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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Why are there no during pictures.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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addicted to significance
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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despite my cynicism, I still harbour dreams of saving the world.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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subtle was yesterday
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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after a good movie, talking is the worst.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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attention: mood swing in progress
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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and the oscar went to: florian henckel von donnersmarck.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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that's right, his name is florian henckel von donnersmarck.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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let justice be done should the sky fall
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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Always the great god applies geometry to everything.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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no coward soul is mine
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I embrace my sentimentality. it makes my past bearable.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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EQ was made up by the ones with low IQ
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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hamlet was a mommy's boy
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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APPLECRUMBLIE
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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penis envy is an universal issue
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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all I want is the truth
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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we're just ordinary people
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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they were on a break!
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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what ever happened to amelia earhart?
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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what ever happened to brandon and brenda?
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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maturity is overrated.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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we are a rare breed.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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I pulmonary valve BIOLOGY!
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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do people walk this slowly on purpose?
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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sorry. must catch up on missed teenage riots.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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the night torn mad with footsteps
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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dumb folk scare me
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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do vegans breastfeed?
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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and now for the commercial break!
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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schadenfreude is german
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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and if tomorrow's only sorrow, I say: yeah.
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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I would blow conor oberst
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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come on baby, fight my liar!
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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remember john kerry?
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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the pope is just a lonesome geezer with weird clothes
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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deutschland ist cool again
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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the correct answer is: yes.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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