Do you think people would notice if we started making out?
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I'd Google that.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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The only STD worse than AIDS? Pregnancy.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Photoshop makes me beautiful.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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You're not Libertarian, you're just a jerk.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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It's not stalking if you really love the person!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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would hug a penguin
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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You're hot and I feel GREAT - let's get married!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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If you can deep-fry it, it can't be THAT bad!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Please don't think I'm creepy just because I've read "Lolita".
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Wearing a t-shirt is like getting a hug, only cheaper.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Why DO we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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YEAH you are!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Looks like somebody needs a hug.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Saying "that's gay" is totally retarded.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Do I smell good?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Everything Hollywood has taught me about sexuality is false.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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People wouldn't just make up crap and put it on TV... right?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Butter is Awesome
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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