mezo is a cunt.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Does this shirt make my chest look fat?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Fate hates me.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Thank you for your opinion, but I already have my own.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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You give me my jollies.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Bob Hope is my Homeboy.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Direct from the source: People are morons.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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My girl jeans are so emo, it hurts.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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You make me want to shoot myself.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I'm just saying, I like boobies.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Mold the clay when it's still soft.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Shh...Just let it happen.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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That's right. We represent Smart Tech.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Who do you have to sleep with to get a submission approved?
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Why doesn't threadless love me?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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BANGARANG, PETER!
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Squirrels: Cute and Cuddly or Damn Evil?
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I don't do squirrels.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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I'd rather kiss a wookie.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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You smelled it you dealt it.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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If that's your taste and times being what they are.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Who says poopy?
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Let's get you out of those dry clothes.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I scrump for money.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I give Sweet, Sweet lovin'.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Du hast mich.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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F*ck a goat.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Why you always tell me to f*ck a goat?
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I love gradients.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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F'uh me? F'UH YOU!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Um...doesn't the belt go through the loops?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I can sing in the shower like it's nobody's business.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I rock the Casbah.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Sporks rock.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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It's hot enough to boil a monkeys bum in here.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I like traffic lights.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Plays well with melons.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Does not respond well to criticism.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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What's up with the octopi?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Papyrus: killing the world, one design at a time.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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