- I need to lose weight so I can take some cool pics in my Threadless tshirts that I spend so much money on.

- I love all things Mika. This shouldn't be a surprise.

- I recently graduated college and am looking forward to unemployment. Other things: sitting on my butt watching TV and sleeping until 1pm.

- If Threadless were ever to go into the bag making business, I would put them out. I am a major bag whore. (Or is it bag hoarder?)

- There are other fun things about me, but you might hate me too much. More than you do after reading this list.