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kingforaday
aka ryan is a 22.15 year old boy, has been a member since September 24, 2006, has scored 3,560 submissions, giving an average score of 2.67, helping 102 designs get printed.
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If at first you don't succeed, baseball might not be your sport.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Photoshop is like Auto-Tune for artists and photographers.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you are reading this you are probably not a unicorn.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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something tells me schizophrenic
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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something tells me i hear voices in my head
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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X always equals ten in Roman algebra.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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So, this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I would follow my dreams if I could remember them in the morning.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Mutes are always speechless
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Life is what happens when your busy
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The only thing that stops me are stop signs and red lights.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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(front) Roman algebra is so easy. (back) X = 10
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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In the game of life, I GOT DIBS ON THE BLUE CAR!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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This font describes the way I live my life.
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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qwertyuiop, top of the keyboard since 1913
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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Waldo is hiding on my shirt, can you find him?
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Carmen Sandiego and Waldo have been hiding on my shirt.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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(on a black shirt with white letters) GREEN
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt would be sweet if it had a robot and a panda on it.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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You don't get it because there is no joke on my shirt.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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(in a list) Keys to sucess: 1. Learn to spell
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Green eggs and ham is NOT FDA approved.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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(front) Hey, don't worry. Its ok. (back) I will destroy you.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I didn't have my coffee, stay out of my way.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Breaking News! This could save your life! Details at 11.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Vwls r vr-rtd.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Quick! How many appendages do I have protruding from my palm?
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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The Internet: Occupying idiots since 1972.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Ask my friend if I suffer from schizophrenia.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I'd give you the world, but life gave me lem0ns.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Disney helped me to understand that mice wear pants.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Grammar are not my strong point.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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My motto is to start slow, then ease off.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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I flaild spelling.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a loser, not a quitter.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Mirrors can't talk, good thing they can't laugh either
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor was surprised.
of 72 votes, 42% like it
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Comedy.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I don't even know if im still breathing or not.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I are a English major.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I drink snow globe fluid.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I don't make exuses, but i think i saw the guy next to me do it.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I sold my brain for a plastic toy. Look it dances!!
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Don't blame me, I just exist
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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The Roman Empire fell because of people like you.
of 73 votes, 38% like it
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Since when was X a number?
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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mathematically speaking, is 1 the loneliest number?
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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im gonna take over the world! if its not past my bedtime..
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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im going to take over the world, if my mom lets me
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Bush 08, why change when things are going so good?
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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im gonna verb you right in your adjective noun!
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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i just got smurfed
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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im not an alcoholic, im a drunk. alcoholics go to meetings.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Caution: This Shirt Does Not Protect Against Fire.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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id give you my heart, if i could get it out of me first
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Do you smell that? I smell DRAMA!
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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i tryed to give you my heart, but my rib cage is strong
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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you don't want to know where this shirt has been
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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this shirt slogan won me $200
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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i eat nouns and then i verb
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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save the kids, the bears are doing fine
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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emo is a stereotype...that i make fun of
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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ew whats that on your face?
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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i don't know CPR
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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OMGIMONFIRE
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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be like me, and don't conform
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Warning: Knives ARE sharp.
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(front) Yeah, I understand. (back) ...blah blah blah blah...
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Attention: For Best Results Use Oraly
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Caution: I'm Single
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Cheesy one-liner.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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dojob
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Don't try to figure out the joke on this shirt.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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dude, X-Y-Z!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Go hang a salami im a lasagna hog.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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HA! made ya look!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Handlebar mustaches make you look tougher
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i am the racing stripe of society
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I are serious. You has bad grammerz.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i do all my own extreme stunts
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I enjoy imitating a didgeridoo in my spare time.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I has a flavor
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I have to move away from the microphone to breathe.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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i ran out of ideas for slogans to put on this shirt
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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i rock afro's like bob ross
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I rock so hard, that my brain came loose in a mosh pit.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I wish I was in Roman algebra; where X always equals 10
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I work out at the office so I'm always fit for business.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I would wish apon a falling star, but I have no talking cricket.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I'd give you a banana, but life gave me lemons.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I'd give you a lime, but life gave me lemons.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I'm certainly uncertain, well I'm pretty sure I am.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm certaintly uncertain, well I'm almost sure I am.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not a model, I just play one on radio.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not a model, I just play one on radio.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not gay, but my life partner is.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I'm the one who screams "Play Freebird" at all your con
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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im a good artist because bob ross said so
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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IM PROUD OF MY PEA-NESS!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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im the most FREAKIN' EXTREME person you'll ever meet
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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in the scheme of life, your still stupid.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Internet killed the video killed the radio star.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Is this shirt awesome? Y/N
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's ok, I have a college education.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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It's ok, I'm a limo driver.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Jingleheimer-Schmidt: His name is not my name too.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Keys To Success: Start slow, then ease off.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Looney Toons led me to believe that road runners go "meep me
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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My body screams, "MODEL!".
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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My friend thinks I suffer from schizophrenia.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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On a scale of One to Ten, This is awesome.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Professional didgeridoo player.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Quick! How many appendages do I have pertruding from my palm?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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QWERTYUIOP: Top row of the keyboard since 1913
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Read what is on my shirt, see what I do...
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Road Runners go "Meep Meep"
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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RWOR: Retard without a reason.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Start off slowly, then ease off.
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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The crab is in.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The Holy Roman Empire fell because of people like you!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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The president called, he wants his advisor back.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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They call me the the "Bringer Of Pain"
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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This is an onomonopia.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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This message will explode in 30 seconds.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Waldo is a hermit.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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waldo is hiding somewhere in my pants, can you find him?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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What's a ged?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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When I count my blessings, I count chocolate twice.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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When life gives you lemons, find limes and make Sprite.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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When the easter bunny comes, don't eat the rasinettes
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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When you wish apon a star. It make a huge difference who you are.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Women: Can't live with them. Can't live without them.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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You don't get it because there is no joke on my shirt.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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You don't get it because there is no joke on my shirt.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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your not funny.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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